Cleaning with Mario #103 I, Mas patron Saint of bougie plastic tat also

Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
Aw hen. I'm sorry to hear this. Sounds terrifying. Hope you are OK x
 
Reactions: 8
Imagine your life was so empty that you need to fill your day going to get euros for a holiday that’s 1 year away. It’s so obvious they aren’t used to this going on holiday business. The way they’re acting is embarrassing.

Even if someone tells him the euros rates, the thick bastards won’t understand what it means.

And the blu wkds in a wine glass before going to see a kid’s film creeps
 
Reactions: 35
Imagine sitting in the cinema with your little children watching Little Mermaid and seeing 2 adult men sat there without any kids. Freakish behaviour in this day and age and nae debates. My opinion,my rules. Factual also.
 
Reactions: 39
Who even changes currency anymore to go on holiday? He is like a 65 year old woman going to Benidorm for their holidays.
 
Reactions: 42
He’s no right hens. Who seriously buys their euros a year in advance? I have been away in Mexico (smell the wealth) the last 2 weeks and the day before we went I thought I should get some pesos for tipping and stuff. I didn’t have them sat in my draw for 18 months before ma holiday also. Easier to just use a card abroad these days.
 
Reactions: 25
I think we need a holiday snap of them in Benidorm. Mazda driving the disability cart thing with his shart card on and Deek sat in the basket in front. Capeesh and also so forth.
 
Reactions: 29
I do take some cash when I'm on holiday just for tipping and paying for taxis, bus fares etc, but fuck getting it a year before I go. What an absolute donkey dick he is
 
Reactions: 28
Hen, this isny oor joab but we're just so, so massively ok that you laugh here, so thankful, couldn't do it without you.

I'm always actually amazed anyway can decifer this thread, mon the Tattlers!
I feel at home here and unnerstaun everything cos an no that far awa fae the shire that is Maria's. So aye.
 
Reactions: 16
You lot are so bloody mean - he just wants to exchange all the pennies he's made from his Amazon affiliate links so that he's ready for his holiday
 
Reactions: 25
Reactions: 24
Imagine that suitcase. Full up with Primani polyester and a bundle of Euros. Lost somewhere in the Paisley Penthouse atop tat towers.
Or is he going soon
 
Reactions: 14
Ma hens I’m getting more and more convinced they’re no actually going next year but this year because surely to god no one is this stupid, I cannot accept that he’s getting his euros a year in advance.
 
Reactions: 39
I have three holidays booked for this year (smell the wealth), with the first one in less that 2 weeks and im yet to even think about getting Euros. What a little prick he is!
 
Reactions: 18
Ma hens I’m getting more and more convinced they’re no actually going next year but this year because surely to god no one is this stupid, I cannot accept that he’s getting his euros a year in advance.
He can't say when. His security would be compromised. Can't have wild pics of him also fingering the duty free. Factual
 
Reactions: 15
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.