Who in their right mind would post that? That’s a piss take
This will explain why he was creeping in asdas baby aisle.
Someone will need to sit him down and give him the birds and bees talk…
can you imagine.”but I want a vagina”
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This will explain why he was creeping in asdas baby aisle.
Someone will need to sit him down and give him the birds and bees talk…
can you imagine.”but I want a vagina”
That tit is so tight he wouldn’t even donate his old sofa.
as much as I love you lot, I think I’m gonna take a bit of a break from watching martins stories and just find out what’s going on through these threads. I know we all have a laugh at him etc but he genuinely doesn’t stop moaning. Every single day moan moan moan. It’s mid June and he is banging on about the heat, we’ve still July and august to go plus he’s booked a holiday abroad so he’s not going to quit moaning about the heat for ages. Imagine waking up every morning and you’re just moaning and miserable. What a life 
btw That fan of his must be tit. Fat slug
btw That fan of his must be tit. Fat slug
Dinni fash hen, July means the start of crissmas countdown fur Martin. Hoat chocolate stashun and cosy time. Merry crissmasas much as I love you lot, I think I’m gonna take a bit of a break from watching martins stories and just find out what’s going on through these threads. I know we all have a laugh at him etc but he genuinely doesn’t stop moaning. Every single day moan moan moan. It’s mid June and he is banging on about the heat, we’ve still July and august to go plus he’s booked a holiday abroad so he’s not going to quit moaning about the heat for ages. Imagine waking up every morning and you’re just moaning and miserable. What a life
He’s moaning about “this bastard heat”. Canna wait for him to try swim back to paisley towers next summer 
I hate to be that person but it's not actually that hot?? I mean it's warm when you're sat in direct sun but all Mario does is fester in his dingy little cave. I honestly don't think he's ever experienced 40° heat in that bespoke place "abroad".
And fyi Maz, you can expect plenty mair hot summers as the planet heats up. Maybe take steps to reduce your environmental impact if you care so much. Sit doon and get some class!
And fyi Maz, you can expect plenty mair hot summers as the planet heats up. Maybe take steps to reduce your environmental impact if you care so much. Sit doon and get some class!
Why is he “proud of you Charl”? For getting knocked up? Heat must have melted his one brain cell
To be fair I don’t remember a time that we have had consistent high temps like this for such a period of time. However our wee country is known world wide for being rainy, freezing and grey so all the moaning about the heat bloody annoys me. He works indoors so he can’t complain about working in this temp. At night get the fan on and windows open to let air circulate and just deal with it! We’ll be back to miserable weather soon enough 
Madge I'd take the Christmas count down starting in January it meant he stopped moaning, I can't wait to see his videos of snow and christmas trees in New York at this rateDinni fash hen, July means the start of crissmas countdown fur Martin. Hoat chocolate stashun and cosy time. Merry crissmas
I can see why Deek gets stoned all the time listening to that fat boot moaning constant but its friday, lets mop kick the tit out of this day and get it done my lovelies tonsa kisses xxxxxxx---
He's just moaning for the sake of moaning hen. I think its just part of his personalityTo be fair I don’t remember a time that we have had consistent high temps like this for such a period of time. However our wee country is known world wide for being rainy, freezing and grey so all the moaning about the heat bloody annoys me. He works indoors so he can’t complain about working in this temp. At night get the fan on and windows open to let air circulate and just deal with it! We’ll be back to miserable weather soon enough
I'm not even a big fan of the heat, I try to stay in the shade but I'll definitely make the most of it because before we know it, it will be raining, grey and grim.
Before I lose my last shred of hope in humanity, are these the ones he rebought a few months ago? I thought they were grey when he rebought but someone please please tell me he’s no binned them without even using and bought new AGAI
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Do people get that excited about bins?
I have bins (Brabantia- smell the wealth) but apart from taking them out of the box and placing them in the corner of the relevant room, I haven’t ever given them much thought.
Did I make a rookie error and miss the opportunity to turn my rubbish into content, or is it just Mario creating literal rubbish content?
I have bins (Brabantia- smell the wealth) but apart from taking them out of the box and placing them in the corner of the relevant room, I haven’t ever given them much thought.
Did I make a rookie error and miss the opportunity to turn my rubbish into content, or is it just Mario creating literal rubbish content?
he has lost the bleeping plot. The way he gets on with all this new stuff you would think he lives in a massive house but the reality is he lives in a 1 bed flat which is just filled with so much stuff because he has no room for it all
Totem Max 60L Waste & Recycling Bin | Joseph Joseph - more money wasted. he is insane. £160 - it was £200 - he will def have that on his klarna
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duck he’s got my bin!! I’m bloody raging. I love it and now I will need to put my rubbish in a carrier bag on the door handle! Mind you I bought it on special offer - wouldn’t pay full price for it.
I don't think he will use it as a bin, I think he will use it as drawers to store stuff
Did youse influence Martin ma lovelie
Where is he going to put the bin, has he got any room for it in his kitchen?
I’m not familiar with Miss Greedy. Is she one of the Stacy/Stacy’s sister/PTWM huns? Will there be a London baby shower journey for oor Mario?
Oh she’s a delight. Really dodgy past story and has latched onto SS and her wimpy sister. She has her own tattle!
It was for her book launch that he made the extensive journey to London. YDKBYGTK. So aye.
I've come to ask the same question. Surely not?!
When your bin is bigger than your living quarters 
so aye and so forth.
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