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Anyone else setting their alarm for the big reveal?⏰️
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Me neither
....Me neither
That will never not be funny!Only 1 day, 17 hours & 44 minutes tae wait ma lovelies (VOLUME UP)
Melting his fat boady thru the flairs and roof
Tell me you read tattle without telling me you read tattle…
The saddest, middle aged man on social media posting this shite 
Get a life, you freak show!
Get a life, you freak show!
God he’s a sad bleep. Imagine getting excited about a kitchen revamp reveal, I expect marble sides, the works.
Moan moan moan, am a sad witch but ma partner works in construction and he’s been working in 28degree heat all week, Noo that is physical work - leaving home at 5am n no getting in until after 6pm, and he’s fair skinned, so a packed him up wae his pack up with an ice pack in it and some literal sunblock. But I thought of Marian yesterday
whilst thinking of ma partner in the heat grafting his arse off, but could u imagine this bleep having to work like that, in this heat?’
Moan moan moan, am a sad witch but ma partner works in construction and he’s been working in 28degree heat all week, Noo that is physical work - leaving home at 5am n no getting in until after 6pm, and he’s fair skinned, so a packed him up wae his pack up with an ice pack in it and some literal sunblock. But I thought of Marian yesterday
whilst thinking of ma partner in the heat grafting his arse off, but could u imagine this bleep having to work like that, in this heat?’
I know it's not Greedy's thread but just read something over there.
The sap that fathered the 1st 2 was her ex's brother.
and no one is sure about the father of this cash cow.
So it could be Marion lol,
Only kidding. He's probably shooting blanks, with all the salt he eats the poor sperm will be frazzled.
Today might finally be the day that I smash my phone with Mario rage!!
The kitchen reveal?!! My daughters toy kitchen is a similar size, does anyone want 3984847 dots of doom on that?
Not sure what this little cretin has to be so smug about this week, Greedys baby & now TDD bet his wee little chode had a semi now he thinks he knows something that everyone else doesn’t!
Insufferable wee shite.
The kitchen reveal?!! My daughters toy kitchen is a similar size, does anyone want 3984847 dots of doom on that?
Not sure what this little cretin has to be so smug about this week, Greedys baby & now TDD
bet his wee little chode had a semi now he thinks he knows something that everyone else doesn’t!Insufferable wee shite.
That cat hates him.
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Give it a rest about the weather ffs.
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Give it a rest about the weather ffs.
Yes uncle daddy literally.I know it's not Greedy's thread but just read something over there.
The sap that fathered the 1st 2 was her ex's brother.
and no one is sure about the father of this cash cow.
So it could be Marion lol,
Only kidding. He's probably shooting blanks, with all the salt he eats the poor sperm will be frazzled.
I’ve had a busy week and I’m a bit wrecked and very glad it’s the weekend. I plan on doing nothing taxing or productive this weekend and I’m living for this kitchen reveal.
What colour fablon will he go for? Will there be a new toaster? What will become of the hot chocolate stayshun? Will the council house boiler be painted the same colour as the wall?
Ah’lll have ma criss and joos aw ready.
What colour fablon will he go for? Will there be a new toaster? What will become of the hot chocolate stayshun? Will the council house boiler be painted the same colour as the wall?
Ah’lll have ma criss and joos aw ready.
Behind the settee
I think we can all agree that whatever colour falbon
he’s gone for it’s look absolutely hideous.Personally I’m placing my bets on Navy or a wee sage green cabinet with a white top. Will go lovely with his council taps and unboxed boiler.
Well ma lovelies my kitchen bin is from this small business who I hope to put on the map, lift them to higher levels, I’ll tag them in …… the company name is Asda.
So the bin, basin and drainer will have cost more than his weekly wage, and all for Instagram. He sure thinks his legacy is ‘luxury goods’ ‘lavish interiors’ ‘style and looks’ I sure as hell hope when I leave this world I am remembered for the kind of person I was and how I treated people and not for my asda bin but then I didn’t bother to share with social media so they’ll never know. Oh me, how will I sleep tonight?
So the bin, basin and drainer will have cost more than his weekly wage, and all for Instagram. He sure thinks his legacy is ‘luxury goods’ ‘lavish interiors’ ‘style and looks’ I sure as hell hope when I leave this world I am remembered for the kind of person I was and how I treated people and not for my asda bin but then I didn’t bother to share with social media so they’ll never know. Oh me, how will I sleep tonight?
Hopefully we're gonna be oan a new door handle jurneeI think we can all agree that whatever colour falbon
Personally I’m placing my bets on Navy or a wee sage green cabinet with a white top. Will go lovely with his council taps and unboxed boiler.
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