Cleaning with Mario #101 Mario McKnight (she/her)

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Run a business from your home eh?
Confusing because he’s not on companies house so he’s running as a sole trader yet somehow a part time cleanjng joab wouldn’t be enough to fund an accountant and we all know Marion ain’t filing those tax returns herself I smell tax evasion
 
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It’s not laminate floor he has
 

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I wonder if he’s even on the tenancy agreement, or whether it’s still solely in Deek’s name? Can there be advantages in terms of benefits etc to doing that?
 
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Ah hope wee Deek declared his lodger Martin #factual
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Run a business from your home eh?
Nae mair sniffing bespoke (direct fae China labour camp) AvaMay scents oan the tapas table.
 
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I wonder if he’s even on the tenancy agreement, or whether it’s still solely in Deek’s name? Can there be advantages in terms of benefits etc to doing that?
Even if Marion is on the tenancy agreement after Deed Deek had moved in he is just classes as a lodger, helping pay rent, bills etc. So the main holder to the flat is Deed Deek. Had they got the flat together and moved in same time then both would be named on the tenancy, I'm just going by what a friend told me when her ex bf lived with her.
When he got put on tenancy she just had give name d.o.b and his income or if there was any benefits.
So basically it is Deed Deek flat and he can put Marion out if they split, Marion was last in he wasn't there first so ayyye.

Doing up a flat for a guy he isn't ever going to marry.
 
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A quick search on right move for Paisley and there’s some lovely little houses for £850 a month with gardens and space. If he wanted to move he would, but he wouldn’t pass the credit check.
There’s also a couple of houses to buy for £80,000 which they could easily afford if Maz didn’t spunk money up the wall.
 
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He really cracks me up sometimes "hallway and bathroom next it never ends" well it will end eventually when you live in a shoebox you ninny
 
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He really cracks me up sometimes "hallway and bathroom next it never ends" well it will end eventually when you live in a shoebox you ninny
Screaming if you didn’t know any better you’d assume he lived in a 5 bed detached and not a literal rabbit hutch I can’t with him.
 
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It’s not laminate floor he has
Oh my, the poor cnut has vinyl flairs, not Lionel flairs.

They look so much like laminate lol.

but saying that he still needs to get permission as he's laid doon a new flair which isn't carpet.

 
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Hen, a 1 bed budgie cage, private rent where he is, is £325 a month. I'm guessing he has it cheaper with the council. There's no way he's going to leave that rats nest while it's that's cheap. She'll have no petty cash for bins and bronzers and so forth. Also and capeesh.
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Do we all also think he loves his kitchen also? Aye. Also.
 
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What does he think “also” means?

Is English not his first language? Is he some exchange student who has been lost in Paisley since 1997?
 
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Look how much the bin handle sticks out ffs, he has to pick up the bin and move it, to get inside the freezer.
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This is what annoys me the most about it. None of the choices or decisions he makes improves their life or home in a meaningful way.

He’s accepted another freebie sofa, but it looks so uncomfortable. They don’t go out, their sofa should be a comfortable one if that’s where they spend most of their time. Yet his decision has made it less so.

The kitchen ‘make over’. He’s chosen a bin for style only, to make himself appear better off. Yet it will cause them more inconvenience and hassle than anything else. So why do it? will the expensive new kettle and toaster make better tea or toast? No.

Why not put this money towards driving lessons again? Saving for a holiday this year instead of next? Something that will actually improve their life?!
 
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Look how much the bin handle sticks out ffs, he has to pick up the bin and move it, to get inside the freezer.
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His freezer is probably empty ma lovely since he and Deek exist on greasy beige takeaways or Mario’s famous Spag Boll which probably comes from a jar and gives even the hardiest stomach the shits.
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For the amount he spent on that stupid bin, kettle, toaster and other bits of useless crap, he and Deek could have had a night away with dinner and a show. Stop buying shit and make some memories. Is that what he really wants to look back on when he’s on his death bed? A flat full of landfill shit?
 
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You bunch of utter snakes for never mentioning that the cabinets look like the eye roll emoji with those weird handles.

Fuck the toaster, the bin, the couch. Look at the wee face in the cabinets. Also.
 
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