Just been clutching ma beak and shaking (with laughter not a salt OD) at this line. Supposed to be on a conference call too!!a bum hole vase which hadn't been styled yet.
How dare youse, he bespokely designed it and is the OG for modular sofas since 2023, get tae ken ma lovelieIts been 30 minutes since I seen his dots of doom and I honestly still can't get my head around the fact that he has picked that as a sofa
My hay fever gets really bad at times but never am I out of breath. The amount of shite he talks is unreal.He should probably check the pollen count before using it as an excuse for being out of breath. He's always out of breath! Mario, put down the pizza and go for a brisk walk!
With the amount of chemicals he uses, if the Beirut penthouse went on fire you'd probably see the flames from space.It looks like 5 footstools from Home Bargains stapled together. It’s horrendous. I know why it cost £500 now. Bet it doesn’t meet fire regulations either at that price
“Real wood flairing journey hens “ has destroyed meNew sofa more like 5 breeze blocks infact breeze blocks wud be comfieralso when did he go on a real wood flairing journey hens musta missed that 🫣they look like they belong in a waiting room
It looks so uncomfortable. I can't get my head around how he could possibly think otherwise. I can't imagine how you would even get even the slight bit cosy on that thing? No wonder it was gifted, nobody in their right mind would pay money for that. I can't believe I'm saying this but the last sofa was way better and it was fucking shite tooView attachment 2223266
It looks rotters. Am pur affronted lovelies. Like sitting on wooden pallets.
The only nice thing I'll say is he got rid of that plush monstrosity of a coffee table.
Those pictures have 2 different floor colours. So what does the sofa colour look like? IdiotsAw ffs this bitch follows me everywhere, no been oan tattle in a few days, living life as a should… and she’s even popped up on FB! New bespoke concrete couch is barking, factual!
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Marion’s stories were the equivalent of when your trying to reach the word count on an essayfucking hell he could ramble on about anything!!
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