Cleaning with Mario #100 In a world of Marios, be more Janie

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Since when has lino been wood? Another A* for Science (much like English) it would seem! Fucking whopper!!
 
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The edge of the wall looks all wavy Shite editing job Martin! Those shaky strangler fingers are nae use at drawing straight lines.
 
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Days like this I'm so happy I have a fulfilling job to come home from, a back garden that I can mow and tidy up, a bikini to wear and then a sunlounger to laze on and just feel at home and at peace. Beautiful. Wait, I have laminate flooring too, never gave it a second thought tbh
 
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Hing oan hen, afore ah welcome youse, ah need tae ken, dae youse huv 4 plug in air fresheners, two reed diffusers and 30 candles in wan room? And dae youse live in Beirut towers ma lovelie
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Oh feck off you boring old fart i

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Haud the McGill's bus, didn't he say that his vinyl flair wuz ultra warm when he goat it put in by crapet kerr? Nae wunner his beak is so big, auld Martinocchio.
 
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Omfg these are the best pics ever
Even though ah'm no an #influencer and this app isnae ma joab, ah'd highly recommend huving a look at most liked posts. Ah hud tae close it as ah nearly wet masel'

Canni link but here's a screenshot oaf where it is

#notanad paid fur it maself
 
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Well those pound shop rings (promise ring ) aren't going to last long, as soon as he puts his hand in the bucket of bleach/zoflora/ both mixed together ( I'm sure as a professional cleaner who has done his COSHH training he does not do this ), they will disintegrate
 
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With Martin's logic I'm surprised the pound shop rings didn't cost more than his 'good' rings.
 
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Well thank you. I've just nearly choked on my goddamn breakfast looking at those posts! That'll learn me to read Mario while eating!
 
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Ah hate the heat i love the heat oo my flairs are extra warmth my flairs are cold n cool.

You need a good memory to be a good liar marian.

Im no even mentioning the lucky bag rings!!!!
 
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Going back to his lips. I’ve never had fillers, but don’t they usually inject into the lip margins rather than directly into the middle of the lip itself? He looks like he’s been punched in the face, scabs and bruises all over his actual lips, usually people get bruises around the lips don’t they?
Why can’t he do ANYTHING right?!
 
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absolutely howling looking through these, and also noted in 2021 one of the recaps recorded his first mention of Christmas in 2021 was July 28th, so felt like we needed to record that his first mention of Christmas 2023 was May 24th!!! 🥲
 
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Happy Fri-yah ya nasty troll... mwah mwah.

Amazon tat incoming I think, with an aff link.


 
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Oh feck off you boring old fart

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Whits planned fur this weekend of fun I wonder? A wee McGills bus mystery tour? mar beige food? Maybe yous could sit oot in the communal garden fur some fun in the sun sharing some herbal cigarettes wi the junkies?
You need ta dae something exciting to keep your 95% of wumman happy as yur losing followers and nae debates. #factual
 
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Well hello ma lovelies how are yoos all?! Thought I’d treatit maself on ma wee lunch break, got my criss and joos xox
Good job you’ve all let me know Ma wee hens that Mazdas had a botched lip filler and not a bought of herpes!
spine bright, tattie hearts mwah mwah
 
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My mum gets fillers, she has very thin lips, and I have never seen anything like this. Normally can just about see the injection site on the outer lip and the bruising goes down pretty quick. His lips have been butcherd!
 
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