Somebody is fishing for free duck food to be sent, put your hand in your pocket and buy some ffs. If you can afford an everhot, you can afford a tub of duck food. Tighter than a ducks a that one!
Just what I came on to say. She's getting worse each day! How am I going to feed them tomorrow? Best see if I can order some online. Cheeky cow!! She knows full well she can get it online but no, she'll wait for someone to send her some and then act all surprised. As for Jowan, she really has an issue there - I don't know when he breaks up or goes back to school - what??!! You're his mother, you should bloody know. As for emails, I'll confess I did ask for one of her beauty boxes (I know, I'm sorry, I've slapped.myself senseless and feel much better now

). The response I got was - message me tomorrow to remind me. Um, no! Your business, your responsibility, not my job to remind you. As for the showering, I dont believe she goes that long without showering - I reckon she says it to get a reaction

. What a unique selling point to have - filthy and stinking, delightful!