Claudine Keane

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OK so I started following her after reading the posts above. No doubt she's a beautiful girl but my first reaction to her videos is that she had forgotten the camera was on her still and had unintentionally posted said videos to IG. Then I saw this is what she does! I've yet to see any celeb or z lister do these kind of stories. I laughed out loud at one point when she was posing at the confirmation in front of Roberts balloon arch. Its so cringy but I can't stop watching!! As for her mother in that silver sparkly dress in Dubai "We're off to the Burj Joan"
 
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Holy Shit the video of her and the boys walking down the path in Spain on her post titled family. Cringe But then go to her Father’s Day post for Robbie and there’s a similar video of him and the kids walking down a street in Dublin. Like what’s the point of these videos? Please someone explain. It’s a complete cringefest. I’d be shocked if little Robert isn’t getting a slagging over his Mother’s Instagram page. Money cannot buy class that confirmation was ridiculous, why was the youngest in a suit? Make it make sense
 
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Christmas decoration love it
 
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not sure how true but i heard robbie used to cheat on her alot years ago
Somehow I doubt it the head on him I’m sure he wouldn’t attract the type to keep it on the QT. Claudine for all her narcissism is quite a catch but what I find funny about them is he says when he first met her she stood out to him cos she was sitting at the bar wearing a vest and jeans chatting to her friend while all the other girls in the vicinity were scantily clad and I assume trying to get his attention.

I wonder does he ever think of that situation now and wonder what happened to demure, reserved Claudine
 
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All the other girls were scantily clad trying to get his attention???? Morto for him saying that. Not everyone gets dressed with you in mind Rob
 
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It’s like very Instagram story should be a picture not a video . The whole set up is cringe cringe cringe .
 
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It was the camera recording herself with the saxophone player in the background that got me!!! Very Suzanne Jackson circa 5 years ago!!!
She hasn’t two brain cells to rub together

Does she not get sick of looking at herself and smiling like a demented fool? She looks pathetic it’s laughable
Honey the lights are on but there’s nobody home- stepford housewife. Thick as a plank but smiles a lot and looks great. She’s very good at spending robbies money. As for ‘da ma’ trying to look 25 with blonde hair extenshuns and ridiculous outfits a 25 year old couldn’t even pull off …holy crap she makes pat butcher from east Enders look classy.

More “I love myself” selfies
Eye fucking herself morning noon and night

She is so cringe
Money can’t buy you style or class - that’s quite clear from Claudine dead eyes Keane and her tacky “Ma”

I only started looking at her stories when someone mentioned it on another thread. OMG, same face in every single story. And as for the mother
Ah she literally doesn’t talk on Instagram- she smiles like a crazy bitch and looks like she’s dozed up on Xanax or Prozac.

It screams new money. Trash is trash. They can throw on a Chanel bag and some Louis Vuitton but they’re still not upper class or even middle class- and they never will be.
 
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Just started following her after I came across her thread... Oh my god is there a word bigger than cringe, and as for him, he'd wanna grow a pair...
 
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When she walked into the restaurant filming them The faces on them, like here she goes again with the fucking phone out. They look completely over her shit
 
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I was at a small charity event late 2019, she was at the table beside me with James Patrice and Clem whatsherface and all that crew. Oh Eoghan Mcadermoot and janes Kavanagh too. Didn’t know them but was on Instagram trying to follow them on Instagram versus what was happening beside me.

I saw her have someone film numerous videos of her walkng around the room before the lunch, it was so so funny to watch, the effort like. Then they spent the entire day on their phones.
 
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Was her Mammy at the table too ?
 
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The conformation party was the epitome of tasteless and the decorations in the room were hideous. Are they very religious that conformation is a huge celebration it was like a wedding or milestone birthday party?
The cupcakes with the cross on them?
Claudine running backwards in the car park recording the boys walking?
I didn’t get as far as the speech I dropped out when she was recording herself at the table.
All very strange 2000s shite
 
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It's been a while since I've had a good laugh... and she's delivered in buckets... my god this is beyond cringe
 
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Can anyone tell me what is the actual purpose of her Instagram account…it literally seems to be a narcissistic account of herself in tight clothes
 
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I haven't seen anything about Claudine in years till this thread popped up and I am actually dumbfounded by the vacuous content of her Insta! She was in Miss Ireland many years ago with a friend of mine. She was hotly tipped to win beforehand (this is when people actually cared who won) and when another girl was announced as winner, she threw a strop and stormed out of there, kicking the door of the function room as she left with a very sheepish Robbie trailing after her
 
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Can anyone tell me what is the actual purpose of her Instagram account…it literally seems to be a narcissistic account of herself in tight clothes
It's actually priceless. both hilarious and cringe in equal measures. It's hard to believe a woman close to hitting 40 is behaving like this. It amazes me how in love with herself. No matter where she is in the world and what's going on around her, she just can't resist the urge to record herself. She's way too old for this kinda carry on.
 
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