Wrapped up warm! I’m too much of a tight arse for that 
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Morning all.
My mum is coming to visit me soon and I am so excited to see a familiar face. She is coming with snacks and treats as well. Oh and lunch. My mum makes a mean packed lunch so I am looking forward to that.
I have had a lovely wash and the nurse did my hair for me, so today doesn't feel that gloomy
Confused 90 year old is still as confused as ever. I feel sorry for her. It doesn't help that she is more or less deaf so talking to her is impossible. She is so sweet though, the kind of grandma we all want. This morning she got into the other lady's bed though and refused to accept this wasn't her bed. No protest wees today so that is a positive.
This afternoon they are going to tie me to their machine and make this useless legs stand up. It is a very strange feeling to be stood up when you can't feel your legs or feet.
Right, I have 9% left in my book and want to finish it before my mum arrives.
Hope everyone has a lovely Friday!
My mum is coming to visit me soon and I am so excited to see a familiar face. She is coming with snacks and treats as well. Oh and lunch. My mum makes a mean packed lunch so I am looking forward to that.
I have had a lovely wash and the nurse did my hair for me, so today doesn't feel that gloomy
Confused 90 year old is still as confused as ever. I feel sorry for her. It doesn't help that she is more or less deaf so talking to her is impossible. She is so sweet though, the kind of grandma we all want. This morning she got into the other lady's bed though and refused to accept this wasn't her bed. No protest wees today so that is a positive.
This afternoon they are going to tie me to their machine and make this useless legs stand up. It is a very strange feeling to be stood up when you can't feel your legs or feet.
Right, I have 9% left in my book and want to finish it before my mum arrives.
Hope everyone has a lovely Friday!
I’m glad you’re having a good day, enjoy your time with your mum - I hope she delivers on the snacks and packed lunch, keep us updated.
The confused 90 year old makes me so sad
bless her, she sounds so lovely 
Sounds like a lovely afternoon for you @ordinaryjelly, and nice that your hair's done for your visit.
I put my heating on during the week. It's too cold here not to
. It's just on for a few hours morning and night.
I put my heating on during the week. It's too cold here not to
. It's just on for a few hours morning and night.
The heating is sort of on - someone turned it on but it's on some sort of timer so it's intermittent.
Hot water bottle today - not sure why I feel cold, it was this same temperature a couple of weeks ago and I was roasting!
Hot water bottle today - not sure why I feel cold, it was this same temperature a couple of weeks ago and I was roasting!
My mascara is called ‘better than sex’ they should bring one out called ‘better than Tracey’s dog’
I thought the mascara was good but not necessarily better than sex
I feel like whoever named it has just had a really poor sex lifeano it’s crap, maybe it should be called ‘better than sex, depends who you’re having sex with’I thought the mascara was good but not necessarily better than sex
Only if you behave
That reminds me I need a new mascara. My mum bought me a waterproof one by accident and it fucks me off that it’s impossible to wash off.
My fellas gone away for the weekend with his mates, he just popped back to pick something up and we found an old packet of fags behind our speaker. Neither of us smoke anymore but we reckon these were mine cos of the brand. Must have been there for at least 4 years
My fellas gone away for the weekend with his mates, he just popped back to pick something up and we found an old packet of fags behind our speaker. Neither of us smoke anymore but we reckon these were mine cos of the brand. Must have been there for at least 4 years
I accidentally snuggled down and slept for even longer.
Feel rough as crap. Waiting to see what my goddaughters PCR test results are. Not risking seeing anyone outside the house until then. If hers is positive I might do one despite a negative LF.
Feel rough as crap. Waiting to see what my goddaughters PCR test results are. Not risking seeing anyone outside the house until then. If hers is positive I might do one despite a negative LF.
Use an oil based eye makeup remover or even coconut oil, it breaks the makeup down xThat reminds me I need a new mascara. My mum bought me a waterproof one by accident and it fucks me off that it’s impossible to wash off.
My fellas gone away for the weekend with his mates, he just popped back to pick something up and we found an old packet of fags behind our speaker. Neither of us smoke anymore but we reckon these were mine cos of the brand. Must have been there for at least 4 years
Why do we have hats?
Ahh that makes sense - I was leaning towards Robin Hood!
I thought Robin Hood aswell
Haha, I came here to find out cos I was confused. Thought it was robin hood, but couldn't work out the beersI thought Robin Hood aswell
It was most definitely not better then sex it was a a bit of flop IMOI thought the mascara was good but not necessarily better than sex
. I'm currently using the new Maybelline one thats quite good.Are you going to have a crafty fag while hes away?That reminds me I need a new mascara. My mum bought me a waterproof one by accident and it fucks me off that it’s impossible to wash off.
My fellas gone away for the weekend with his mates, he just popped back to pick something up and we found an old packet of fags behind our speaker. Neither of us smoke anymore but we reckon these were mine cos of the brand. Must have been there for at least 4 years
We don’t want anything that’s a flop, that would be incredibly disappointingIt was most definitely not better then sex it was a a bit of flop IMO
I’m feeling mighty fine after my jab. I’m hoping it doesn’t hit me later as I don’t wanna feel rubbish over this weekend! My mums text me 3 times so far to see how I am 
I’ve just scoffed an entire bag of mint choc buttons. No regrets.
I’ve just scoffed an entire bag of mint choc buttons. No regrets.
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