Chit chat #4

[Peaches_xox]

Are you going to have a crafty fag while hes away?

I was thinking about it you know

 

[GladiatorReady]

It's so quiet. Is everyone getting the or something

I can't speak for anyone else but I got bored and decided to play around with the craft supplies I bought when hyper

If people have not listened to My Dad Wrote a Porno that is going to be a very confusing quote.

 

[GladiatorReady]

Technically anytime is bedtime… if you’re in bed

Poor Mr. Watermelon Sugar.

 

[Moongirl69]

@watermelon sugar he sounds like a clever boy who's obviously had lots of stimulation from you. You should be really proud!

Well the teens refused to come for a walk. One is at a horrendous age so me and Mr went a big long walk at the beach. The sea is wild today and we've ordered a takeaway. We'll all go out again after dinner.

 

[hereforthememe]

I'm on my holidays so haven't been posting much on here, but I hope you are all well

 

[Blue pumpkin]

Ouch, ouch, bloody ouch. I must have slept at an odd angle because I woke up with a sore neck. I can't properly look/turn to the left but I keep forgetting and it's really ouchy when I turn

I'm just about to lay into to my meal deal lunch Prawn sandwich, orange lucozade and quavers. What's everyone else having for lunch?

 

[watermelon sugar]

Morning everyone I have a tiny bit of a headache so hope it passes! Hope everyone has a good day!

 

[GladiatorReady]

The heating is sort of on - someone turned it on but it's on some sort of timer so it's intermittent.

Hot water bottle today - not sure why I feel cold, it was this same temperature a couple of weeks ago and I was roasting!

 

[Penguin86]

Im still curled up in bed
A certain cat woke me up crying for attention at 4am

 

[Suzesnooze]

Just checked the last page of the dating thread have they mentioned flicking the bean yet?

No but they're high up in the NHS which apparently makes her close to the Police so they were going to contact them because one of the 'geezers' she likes to date was harrassing her!

 

[watermelon sugar]

I thought the mascara was good but not necessarily better than sex I feel like whoever named it has just had a really poor sex life

ano it’s crap, maybe it should be called ‘better than sex, depends who you’re having sex with’

 

[watermelon sugar]

Does anyone like jammy dodgers. And cookies. How incredible do these look

 

[watermelon sugar]

I want one of these

 

[watermelon sugar]

Man, you folk over on the Grealish thread are OBSESSED !

A gossip website is the last place I would have expected to see such filth !!

I don’t go on the Grealish thread….



they scarred me a bit with their filth tbh I just admire him by myself. And on here, occasionally

 

[hereforthememe]

I only buy gifts for my brothers dogs we're all skint in my family, and rather than gifts we share the cost of the dinner... Someone will get the booze, someone the meats, the chocolates, that sort of thing
Apparently in my family we'd rather get fat from turkey, wine and chocolates, than presents

 

[watermelon sugar]

I'm not sure what I'd do with it, as a man, to see if it is, though I have a theory as to how the ladies might find out!

I beg your pardon I’ll stick to my traceys dog for that!

 

[Meangirl815]

My kids have driven me absolutely fucking nuts today.
I've actually heard the phrase 'but she's looking at me'

GOD JUST PRETEND TO LIKE EACH OTHER FOR 2 MINS!!!!!

I'm getting stoned to fuckeroo tonight

(sorry for spoiling the supermarket chat)

 

[GladiatorReady]

I'm pleased I woke up - nightmare after nightmare last night.

 

[Peaches_xox]

Are you able to face egg mayo again yet?

Absolutely not

 

[Raymond Luxury-Yacht]

Morning all!

I slept well last night but I woke up thinking I really don’t want to go anywhere 🥲 Can’t believe it’s Monday again