I think I prefer a battery operated one because I have younger siblings. What would I say to them if they walk in and see a fake willy charging? 
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‘Hi can I use your iPhone charger to charge my plastic pork sword please’
It's started with a fanny wax and has gone full circle ending up back in the fanny area again.
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Jesus would have wanted us to be sexually satisfied. xoxo
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This is quite possibly the funniest sentence I have ever read on TattleI think I prefer a battery operated one because I have younger siblings. What would I say to them if they walk in and see a fake willy charging?
Ive never seen a battery operated one.
This is quite possibly the funniest sentence I have ever read on Tattle
I hope this isn't your way of asking me to upload a photo. You saucy devil.Ive never seen a battery operated one.
I have one of those wands that need to be plugged into the mains - and nope never again. It nearly took my head off my shoulders. It’s still in the wardrobe
Ladies! I clicked on here to catch up and saw there were 5 new pages. Never did I imagine we'd go from fannys to pork swords to rabbits. It is only Monday afternoon y'all. My flabber is gasted
I just couldn’t imagine charging my vibrator like I charge my oral B toothbrush
Nah the worst is when you’re using it and you can feel it’s gonna die. It’s like a rush to get the job done. TMI I’m sorry
I was once reading reviews on Amazon on sex toys and somebody wrote a very detailed review about how amazing this sex toy was so I thought I’m having that. It didn’t disappoint
I was once reading reviews on Amazon on sex toys and somebody wrote a very detailed review about how amazing this sex toy was so I thought I’m having that. It didn’t disappoint
Everyone on chit chat trying to find the sex toy Peaches is on about
hahahahahaha. I know what’s going on my Amazon wish list.
Omg! I have the exact same toy thanks to that review.
She isn’t wrong though her description of the experience is pretty accurate
I don’t know what the best bit was, either
My legs went straight out like those goats who faint when scared.
Or ‘I’m pretty sure I levitated’
Such a nuanced review
that’s going straight in my basket
I only came on here to tell you all about my cornflake clusters. They’re amazing. But I feel like none of you would be interested now, so maybe I should tell you about my bullet instead
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