watermelon sugar
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Today on ‘why is my toddler having a tantrum today’ cos I cut his sandwich in half 
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ordinaryjelly
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@Rxt156 they use baby crying sound effects as a form of torture for a reason. The endless crying is so hard. But it does stop, I promise. I hope tomorrow is a better day for you.
@watermelon sugar hope you are alright, lovely.
@Libbylulu lovely to see your name pop up. How much longer are you in England for?
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I have had A Day. Well it started last night. Can't even be bothered to type it out but if I had the physical means to have thrown myself out the window today I would have done so.
Tomorrow probably won't be better but at least it won't be Tuesday again.
Ugh.
@watermelon sugar hope you are alright, lovely.
@Libbylulu lovely to see your name pop up. How much longer are you in England for?
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I have had A Day. Well it started last night. Can't even be bothered to type it out but if I had the physical means to have thrown myself out the window today I would have done so.
Tomorrow probably won't be better but at least it won't be Tuesday again.
Ugh.
watermelon sugar
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i'm on this girlsmouth group on FB and someone posted let's hear your kink and some one said knife play LOL could you imagine. doing doggy and your fella just whips out a knife i'd fucking shit meself!!
Peaches_xox
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Hey gang! Office day today so I’m in the pub 
feeling a bit down about life today dunno why but I’m with my work besties so hopefully that’ll cheer me up. Hope everybody’s having a good day 
feeling a bit down about life today dunno why but I’m with my work besties so hopefully that’ll cheer me up. Hope everybody’s having a good day 
I'm so emotionally drained.Just want to be happy and not cry every single day.
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Happy Mother’s Day all you lovely mamas, hope you all get spoilt as you deserve xx
Even though I was off work for over a week, and I've only had a 4 day week this week I am sooooooo glad it's the weekend. My house feels like a tip because I've just not had any energy at all when I've been getting home from work so I can't wait to absolutely blitz the place this weekend! Mr Wilma reckons it's not even bad at all but I feel like I'm living in a pig sty
Wilmapups is officially allowed out on walkies this weekend too so I'm excited to take him on the beach! Mr Wilma has taken the Pup to work with him today, I keep telling him to do a social media post on his business page saying "meet my new apprentice" but he's having none of it
Wilmapups is officially allowed out on walkies this weekend too so I'm excited to take him on the beach! Mr Wilma has taken the Pup to work with him today, I keep telling him to do a social media post on his business page saying "meet my new apprentice" but he's having none of it
BelleAmie
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@watermelon sugar did Mr Melons friend leave in time for you to get laid last night? Anyone else been tattle knackered? This girl isn’t getting any, please let me live through you
tinkertailorsoldierspy
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Happy Mother's Day to the Mum's! (pets do count as babies too of course!) 
watermelon sugar
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The baby won’t eat his tea for some reason but the only way I can get him to eat is by going ‘eeeaaat mee mini melon’ in an Irish accent, then he eats it am I going to have to speak Irish for the rest of my life
am I going to have to speak Irish for the rest of my life
will report back
watermelon sugar
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My fella just got in from work and I went ‘ey don’t forget I’m having a lie in for Mother’s Day tomorrow’ and he replied saying ‘where am I going to get you a lion from’ 
hi guys, i finished (did what i could do up until deadline) and wanted to let yo guys now as i had been going on about since monday but i didnt feel well mentally afterwards. i did watch the tourist afterwards 10/10 would recommend.anyway didnt feel well today either and then craved tango blast ( it was the suns fault) anyway after a while decided to order it, rasberry and cherry. but ubereats kept denying my promotion then started denying my payment method, it too me 1hr 30 mins roughly to order, was excited the driver was meant to come in five mins but he went the wrong way, the opposite way and came 20 mins later when the sun had gone down and it was dark, didnt taste as great as it wouldve in the sun and now i regret not leaving it after failed attempts and ordering it tommorow instead. i should just get over it tbh
watermelon sugar
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Me and me fella just went round to his Nans house just the 2 of us and we walked in and just sat down. Poor lamb looked like she was gonna have a heart attack, she was all ‘WHERE’S THE BABY?’ I went ‘oh blummin eck we’ve left him at the shop!!’ She went ‘oh my god you’re gonna have to go back!’ We we’re like April fools he’s at nursery ya wally
Boredofthegram
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Hey all.
Been a bit quiet cos my MH is the pits at the mo but I’ve been reading and keeping up where I can.
I love a twister lolly or a 99 from the ice cream van.
Been a bit quiet cos my MH is the pits at the mo but I’ve been reading and keeping up where I can.
I love a twister lolly or a 99 from the ice cream van.
I want someone to come look after me, cook me tea and tell me what to do at the moment. Adulting is hard and being the grown up parent all the time. Haven’t heard from mini boreds dad in weeks (usual for him he’s useless) so it’s all on me as per usual and I’m worn out. New job is a lot of work for my brain too. I feel like I’m not fully present right now. It’s my birthday in a fortnight though and mr bored has booked us a weekend away so I’m looking forward to that and hoping I feel a bit more with it by then.
coconochanel
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He psychically doesn't have time for spell check either. 