Chit chat #19

[Boredofthegram]

I thought every girl preferred getting eaten out wasn’t that common knowledge

I really don’t like it tbh. It’s not my thing at all. I think I’m really in the minority though I don’t mind giving head though.

 

[watermelon sugar]

Oh yous all shut me up then

 

[make-mine-whiskey]

My husband doesn’t sext or even flirt with texting. I try but he’s so oblivious bless him

 

[BelleAmie]

Men always say they’re gonna do loads when they’re sexting then when it comes down to it they just wanna do 2 pumps in missionary and call it a day then go “did you like that”

Right?! It’s like false advertising

 

[WilmaHun]

I don’t like it either but I think it’s cos I’m always nervous about a queef slipping out

 

[strawb]

i like giving oral, i don't like receiving oral
and i'd definitely wank if i had a penis for 1 day!

i feel like this post should go on the unpopular opinions thread

 

[make-mine-whiskey]

I like it but sometimes it gets too sloppy if that make sense and then I just feel gross and uncomfortable

 

[watermelon sugar]

I queefed in my fellas face the other day and we both laughed for about 5 minutes and then carried on HAHA why did I tell you all that

 

[Penguin86]

 

[watermelon sugar]

OOER here’s me going on saying every girl prefers it looks like i’m the only one. I’ll take my fanny farts and go

 

[Boredofthegram]

Also need a fingering exam too

A lad i used to work with years ago was bragging about a date he had and he said ‘I wore her like a bowling ball’

 

[Raymond Luxury-Yacht]

I have some issues with finding the right pose so they can see my but not my belly rolls, however, on the whole I deffo prefer receiving not giving

Also, just stumbled upon this guy

Is it you @Phoenix Lazarus? Same digits too

 

[watermelon sugar]

A lad i used to work with years ago was bragging about a date he had and he said ‘I wore her like a bowling ball’

lmao when I got a sweep before I had the baby I described the midwife as wearing me like a bowling ball

 

[Boredofthegram]

lmao when I got a sweep before I had the baby I described the midwife as wearing me as a bowling ball

Haha I had a sweep too, yes was just like that

Man I love these threads

 

[WilmaHun]

I have some issues with finding the right pose so they can see my but not my belly rolls, however, on the whole I deffo prefer receiving not giving

Also, just stumbled upon this guy

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Is it you @Phoenix Lazarus? Same digits too

youve gone from 0-100 real quick girl, the other night you felt used cos he wanted to duck now you want him to lick your front bum

 

[watermelon sugar]

youve gone from 0-100 real quick girl, the other night you felt used cos he wanted to duck now you want him to lick your front bum

I know I’m getting whiplash @Raymond Luxury-Yacht first you didn’t wanna put out , now you want your fanny eaten like a kebab. What next

 

[Rxt156]

Personal highlight from pages 42-43

I don’t

 

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Mick Jagger's looking rough these days.

 

[Raymond Luxury-Yacht]

youve gone from 0-100 real quick girl, the other night you felt used cos he wanted to duck now you want him to lick your front bum

I know I’m getting whiplash @Raymond Luxury-Yacht first you didn’t wanna put out , now you want your fanny eaten like a kebab. What next

Let’s be frank there is a big difference between being a casual duck and getting eaten like a kebab LOL Also, he is FIT and I might or might not be a little drunk

 

[Boredofthegram]

Mmm I could just eat an actual kebab now.