Chit chat #19

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I don’t think I know of anyone who is circumcised but I live down south west and we’re like mushrooms here 😂
 
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my fella is circumsised. i can't remember what uncircumsised todgers look like. penis' are ugly anyway, they look like naked mole rats

 
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I have to agree, especially grim when they send you a limp pic and expect some kind of wonder reaction. Congrats on your raw sausage, now put it away. :sick:
 
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Does anyone know someone who's held a flame near their ass and farted then set fire to it as it escapes? I haven't - and I'm sure you'd all be far too ladylike!
My older brother did and burnt the hair off his arse, I remember my dad having to apply savlon to his arse cheeks in the bathroom cause he burnt the arse off himself
 
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He must have had an embarrassing time explaining that!
He was an idiot growing up so it wasn’t too bad explaining it. If I explained the stuff that man did growing up you’d be surprised he isn’t in a home for the mentally ill. I’m surprised he has a wife, kid and has a good job

One of my favourite memories of him is him on e’s going down the road in a trolley and telling everyone it was his new Renault.

Then my other favourite is him after stealing his mates dog after a night out and leaving a ransom. He forgot all about it and woke up to a Jack Russell next to him.
 
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