My mouth is still all numb but I’m starving so I just decided to eat a muffin. I thought it was blueberry but it wasn’t it was like gingery and cinnamon, it was from Lidl, it was *chefs kiss*
So your boyfriend's a Yorkshireman?Only good thing was my giant Yorkshire pudding! It rose well good and was massive.
come on, you can do better than thatSo your boyfriend's a Yorkshireman?
I really dislike it when people use the word pig to describe another person. Order something from Uber eats and ignore him. You should honestly let him cook his own dinner. It doesn't seem like he always appreciate everything you do (and you seem to do a lot). Enjoy whatever you order from Uber eats.Omg I am in such a mood. Bf arrived home an hour later than he was meant to and one of the first things he said was “is dinner almost done?” Well no mate cos I haven’t got a crystal ball to know when you’re gonna turn up. You’re late.
I finally got my casserole and it was tit!!!!!!! Just didn’t taste nice at all. And my dumplings were minging ffs. Only good thing was my giant Yorkshire pudding! It rose well good and was massive.
I am beyond hangry now. I said “I’m gonna order something off Uber eats” and he who just ate two 6oz steak burgers had the CHEEK to say “we’ve just had dinner don’t be a pig”. My plate is still full you cretin!!!!
I am furious.
Sadly, after more than four hours out and about in a jeep between eight pm and midnight yesterday, we couldn't find a trace of the Northern Lights. The night was unusually cloudy, the driver said. They were clearly visible the night before, it seems. Just my luck to come on a bad night! I was gutted about that, I'll admit!How is Iceland @Phoenix Lazarus?
Last night, walking through a corridor on my hotel floor at a fast speed, I was so lost in my thoughts that I walked into a closed clear-glass door, which door remained undamaged - sadly unlike me. The impact knocked me onto my back and I got up with blood streaming from a gash at the top of the bridge of my nose. It bloody hurt, I can tell you! It took me quite a few moments to recover and I still have a big red cut on my nose. Luckily no-one else to witness that, so embarrassment was fortunately not added to injury!Bad things that have happened to me in the past 5 minutes:
1. I have a spot above my lip which I poked at and now it’s bleeding
2. With one hand holding a tissue to my bleeding face, I tried to pour from a bag of frozen chips and they went all.over.the.floor
I don’t really know what I expected to happen but
What you gettingI’ve ordered off Uber eats. My brother gave me a £15 voucher a few weeks ago so it’s even better when it’s free
Burger King! And not a veggie burger either! I’ve decided I wanna eat meat again!What you getting
I’ve stocked up on gaviscon ready for all the food and drink I’m not supposed to consumeI've ordered myself a pizza so going to eat that whilst watching Matilda. I'll deal with my acid reflux tomorrow.