Chit chat #13

[Peaches_xox]

Omg I didn’t tell you all about my tree DRAMA.

So I ordered a Christmas tree online obvz and was unsure about it. It arrived yesterday and I was able to drag it in myself which was already a red flag. Usually it’s too heavy and my fella has to do it. Anyway I unpack it and I’m like fucking helllll this is shit. Phone my fella. He’s like ‘I’m sure it’s fine. You’re being dramatic.’ He gets home and he’s like ‘omg what the fuck is that.’ I keep looking at trying to love it but I can’t. I’m furious at it. As the night goes on we’re proper laughing at it but I can’t stand it. I send quite a funny email to the company saying I wasn’t expecting an exact replica of what I saw online but something in the same region. This Christmas tree is sad and pathetic and makes me feel sad to look at.. Anyway they’ve come back to me advising me they’re sorry and will ship me another one. I’m concerned that the second tree is going to be equally as shit as the first one. They’re also not collecting this one so I’m potentially stuck with two ugly tree’s…

Here’s what I ordered :

Here’s what I got

Don’t buy Christmas trees online people

 

[WeepingCassandra]

I’m on a bus and the person behind me definitely saw that gif thanks

 

[watermelon sugar]

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Chit chat #12

Previous thread: https://tattle.life/threads/chit-chat-11.24925/ New thread boys. I’ll leave the lovely @coconochanel to do her fab recap. If she’s not in B&M or something that is

tattle.life

I made this thread while I’m in McDonald’s and my son threw a chip at my head if that isn’t dedication to Tattle idk what it is

 

[WilmaHun]

Omg me and my lash lady were just chatting away and she mentioned she looked on tattle (she loves the hinch and ss) and I just sat there like “oh really” pretending I dunno what she’s on about and she finishes off with “bunch of silly bitches on there” and I didn’t know what to say so I was like omg yeah I know saddos get a life

Hello fellow silly bitches

 

[BelleAmie]

I have been such a sad tattler this weekend. I don’t like to admit this but I’m so bloody lonely. Even though I’m around people quite a lot, I still feel so alone. I try so hard to ply the game of ‘I’m so independent, I don’t need anyone’ blah blah blah but actually, I think I really do need someone. I would give anything to have someone here to cuddle tonight, who would be here because they want to be here rather than because I’ve asked them to be here

 

[watermelon sugar]

No cocks were mentioned on the last thread!? I’ll make up for lost time

 

[Peaches_xox]

I’ve just found one tree hill on 4od. I love this show. Does anybody ever just rewatch the same stuff over and over again. I think I do it when I’m feeling really anxious cos at least I know what’s coming. Feeling proper shit tonight

Spoiler: Boring relationship stuff again

my relationship is still so up and down. I don’t know what to make of it all. I know a lot has happened especially this past year so it’s no easy fix but I’m the kind of person who just wants things to be okay right now this second and the not knowing is making me so anxious and sad. Mr Peaches isn’t much of a talker either so I feel like he’s avoiding me. I’ve just tried to call him but he didnt answer and I feel pathetic sitting around waiting for him to come home to possibly argue. I think that’s why I can’t get in the mood for Christmas. I’m not enjoying being off work either cos I’m just sat around thinking about it all. I still need to cry but it’s not coming out!

Sorry that was proper miserable. It makes me feel a bit better to write it down and obvz I’m not speaking to my family about it cos they gossip too much

 

[WilmaHun]

I had a massive argument with my bf last night and stormed off to bed without saying night. It’s so awkward this morning he keeps talking to me like nothing has happened when I’m still not over it. Would you lot be offended if your other half said “I think I’ll ask mum to start coming round to clean one morning a week?” He can’t see why I’m offended and thinks I’m over reacting. I clean every single day, Hoover and mop twice daily, do my oven once a week, I try really hard to stay on top of it as well as working full time and doing a degree! and my house is not dirty! MIL would take great pleasure in telling everyone she’s been called in to help us clean and she’ll love telling everyone I can’t cope! Yet he thinks I’m overreacting

 

[watermelon sugar]

Helloooo! I’ve had a lovely day with my friend we went for brunch and I had avocado, sundried tomato and poached egg on toast! She had egg benny. We had a right old natter and she was buzzing to see the baby. The baby was in a proper good mood and kept waving at every one in the cafe, I feel sorry for all the people he waves at when we’re out for food cos he proper stares them out and waves and waves while they’ve got a mouthful of sausage

went to the Asda and I agree it was proper el rammo!

bloody we’re looking for somewhere to live and a 3 bed house has come up, someone my fella knows is leaving it and has put our names in to the landlord and the landlord seems keen and said he’s gonna ring my fella on Monday! There’s only one downside to it - it’s next door to my fellas Nans house where MIL goes everyday

so basically if we get it mil will be knocking everyday like

heeeeeeeeeeere’s Nanna

 

[Ltm19]

Saw this on twitter, found funny, decided to post.



Good night everybody.

 

[coconochanel]

Well its 11 days until Christmas but some of us arn't feeling the Christmas spirit at the mo. I think a trip round The Asda and B&M would do it!

The result from the last thread poll was Quality Street won the best Xmas chocolate tub with Celebrations coming second.

We also discussed favourite crisps, fav chocolate bar from a crappy selection box, cats in Christmas trees, and @Peaches_xox Christmas tree that's being delivered and will it even get to her in time for Christmas FFS!

No cocks were mentioned in the last thread but Bananas a got mention and how ripe do you like them ooer matron!

Fast food has been given a good discussion and some of us hasn't EVER had a KFC! imagine that! never having that tasty thigh or breast between your lips

MIL was still pissing off @watermelon sugar but not as much as Thomas the Tank engine and friends were *choo choo, choo choo*

and finally Ive not been to B&M in a week its a Christmas miracle!

 

[Penguin86]

Found a colouring book for you guys

 

[GladiatorReady]

I know I sound like a complete whiny bitch and other people are going through so much worse, but I feel like I'll implode if I don't get it out of my head...

Spoiler: I'm Humbug, Bah Humbug

I'm really struggling right now. It just feels like Covid will never end. There's the outbreak at NH's work, people are my work are getting ill today (hopefully not Covid but thank fuck I didn't go to the Christmas evening out!) The media are salivating at the bit to continue to tear this country apart at the seams. Brexit was bad enough, but the tribalism around Covid is somehow even worse. We're almost certainly (99.9%) going to lockdown again. My job is, theoretically, very safe, but some others in my office aren't and we only rehired in Aug/Sep after struggling without those roles filled. There's going to be so many kids struggling with being locked in with their abusive families. So many kid who have loving families, but won't get the chance to socialise with other kids. So many people unemployed. So many people struggling with their mental health. So many people struggling with their physical health with appointments cancelled again.

To top it all off, Christmas is hard enough as it is with holdover drama from my evil bitch of a sister. Because of said drama my parent's alcoholism is even worse this time of year. My mum's off her head by 3pm now. On a weekday, because "why not, it's Christmas."

Now people are panic buying at the local supermarkets again, because they haven't learned from the last three times they did this.

It just feels like it will never, ever end. And there are so many people who are "I'm alright Jack" and gagging for another lockdown, either not realising or possibly not caring how bad it will hurt so many people. Not locking down sucks. Locking down sucks. Everything sucks.

Sorry to be so miserable. I'm going to brave going to the Morrissons now to stock up on some food (stock up, not stockpile, I'm not planning on getting 150 toilet rolls and 20 10kg bags of rice ) and get some really easy foods that can be kept in the cupboard so that I don't have to think about cooking or shopping. Then it's a big weight off my shoulders so I can just think less in general and switch my brain off a bit more.

I think the walk will help clear my head a bit.

Hope everyone's having a good evening.

 

[Boredofthegram]

Ok bitches. I give you the first entry to the gingerbread house comp with help from mini bored.

It’s only 11 on day 2 of hols. What next to entertain?! He’s on YouTube for now so I can have a coffee and rattle

 

[Meangirl815]

So I'm wrapping presents
And it hits me....

We have bought 8yr old a violin
We have bought 5yr old a guitar

WHAT WAS I THINKING?????

 

[WilmaHun]

Thanks guys, at least I know I'm not over reacting and "making everything about me" My Mum says I should just stop doing things as much and then he might start to notice how much I actually do, little things like let the ironing build up instead of doing it every other day so that he runs out of boxers and t shirts, etc. I'm glad to know everyone else would be offended too! He tried to say bye to me before work and I'm so petty I put a spare key under the mat and said "better leave that there so Mummy can come fold your pants for you prick" then drove off

 

[Blue pumpkin]

Today is my first day of leave and today I will be opening the Celebrations tub and removing every single bounty for me...

 

[watermelon sugar]

My delivery finally came! I was holding the baby when I answered the door and the baby went ‘Daddy!’ And the man went ‘I’m not your Daddy!’ Then winked at me I was like




He was kinda fit. But not as fit as my fellas mate or the gardener

I’m editing to add: my fella is the fittest the gardener is a close second though

 

[Peaches_xox]

Okay Christmas tree update. It hasn’t dropped much and it looks fucking wild. I’m not sure if I prefer this one or the sad looking one. Guess I better get to decorating it in the next few days

Little peaches thinks his elf used his magic to grow the tree

 

[Thelmachops]

I have now finished work for 5 days!