Goooood morning! It’s my fellas last day off of his extra days off and boy don’t I know it!!!
so last night I goes to bed at like 10ish and he’s playing fifa. I fell straight asleep. Woke up to the baby upset at about 2.30 so I wakes up, surprise surprise my fella is asleep on the couch
he must do it 4 out of 7 days a week. So I leave him cos if I get the baby the baby will think it’s a rave if his dads up as well. So I get the baby and go back to our bed and we both fall asleep. About half 3 me fella gets in the bed and the baby is fast asleep next to me. So at 5am the baby wakes up reciting his abc’s. I was like wtf
I put him in the middle of the two of us and I lie there while we’re all waiting for him to go back off. At 6am he falls back asleep so we all go back to sleep. Well my fellas alarm kept going off every 10 mins
you’d think he’d turn it off if he’s off work but ok…. So 8am the baby wakes up! So I’m like come on let’s get up! And my fella is like ‘I was up all night with the baby let me sleep’ Im like you what
and he says he came in at 3.30 cos the baby was awake. The baby was asleep when he came in
I said why are you chatting wham mate and he said why you calling me a liar and I was like cos he woke up at 5
he was asleep when he came in!? So he was like ‘so I was awake for an hour with the baby between 5 and 6’ and I was like ‘god welcome to my world!!’ So he was like why do you think you’re better than me
and I said cos it’s true !? And he called me supermum. Keeps calling me it. ‘supermum is gonna make your breakfast’ ‘where’s the milk supermum’
and now he’s sat on the couch dozing off
needed that rant