Good morning! A page I follow on insta posted a question box saying ‘what’s your biggest turn off’ and one said ‘birds with 6+ feet’ and 83% agreed it’s a turn off! I’m feeling
Wtf? Who ever looks at someone’s feet and thinks “they’re too big!”Good morning! A page I follow on insta posted a question box saying ‘what’s your biggest turn off’ and one said ‘birds with 6+ feet’ and 83% agreed it’s a turn off! I’m feelingpersonally attacked
If he means they've got six or more legs then I can see his point.Good morning! A page I follow on insta posted a question box saying ‘what’s your biggest turn off’ and one said ‘birds with 6+ feet’ and 83% agreed it’s a turn off! I’m feelingpersonally attacked
wtfGuys I know it’s a shit weather day but I have a hilarious story to tell you that my friend told us all last nightshe didn’t tell us this before cuz she was embarrassed and angry but now she finds it funny, I’ll try telling it how she did
so my mate recently moved to a new city, and she’s trying to put herself out there. Anyway she pulls this guy on a night out and they go back to her place and get frisky under the sheetsanyway shes giving him a handjob but it’s AWKWARD, she’s using her left hand, they’re both staring at the ceiling and he’s not making ANY sound (think will from inbetweeners vibes). 25!!!! Minutes go by and my friends still at it, her hands gone numb, she’s got pins and needles, basically she’s got carpel tunnel wanking this guy off
suddenly he starts grunting and sighing and she looks at him and says “did you come???” And he goes “yeah to the wrong house”when I tell you I was CRYING from laughter
he snatches his dick from her hands, pulls his pants on and goes home while my friend is left stunned with a dead hand
I’m still laughing about it, entitled prick
I properly cackled out load at thisGuys I know it’s a shit weather day but I have a hilarious story to tell you that my friend told us all last nightshe didn’t tell us this before cuz she was embarrassed and angry but now she finds it funny, I’ll try telling it how she did
so my mate recently moved to a new city, and she’s trying to put herself out there. Anyway she pulls this guy on a night out and they go back to her place and get frisky under the sheetsanyway shes giving him a handjob but it’s AWKWARD, she’s using her left hand, they’re both staring at the ceiling and he’s not making ANY sound (think will from inbetweeners vibes). 25!!!! Minutes go by and my friends still at it, her hands gone numb, she’s got pins and needles, basically she’s got carpel tunnel wanking this guy off
suddenly he starts grunting and sighing and she looks at him and says “did you come???” And he goes “yeah to the wrong house”when I tell you I was CRYING from laughter
he snatches his dick from her hands, pulls his pants on and goes home while my friend is left stunned with a dead hand
I’m still laughing about it, entitled prick
I think he defo had a problem!! Don’t know if she’s bad at handjobs, don’t think she’d admit it if I asked herwtfis your mate proper bad at hand jobs or does he have a problem
No clueI properly cackled out load at thismy favourite part was “he snatches his dick from her hands”
Why was she using her left hand?!
Maybe she’s left handed!?Why was she using her left hand?!
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