Had a nightmare experience in Boots yesterday where I got stuck in a very long aisle behind a mother with a baby (11 months or so?) and a wide pram blowing a whistle, she gave me a filthy look for sticking my fingers in my ears when I got a chance to wrestle by (it really hurt!!!). Can honestly say I've never been so inconsiderate in public, wtf goes through their heads?!
Baby: shriek, whinge, waaah
Mum: ok, I'll do it (puts whistle in her mouth and makes a god-awful noise with it) - now you try!
Baby: blows an ear-splitting note on the whistle, then screams
Mum: oh dear, I'll do it then (walks down the aisle tooting this high-pitched whistle)
Baby: continues screaming
Mum: toot-shriek-toot-shriek-shriek-toot-shriek
Baby: screams competing with whistle