I’m surprised she’s even suggesting our milkshake making udders should be strapped into bras. Doesn’t quite fit with her quirky bougie Earth mom vibe!
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£5 for soft play is cheap. Our nearest is about £10 and I’m up north!! There’s a cheap one in the local garden centre but that doesn’t really count. Me thinks she is lying, i doubt she has ever been to a soft play. Can you imagine?! 
all her mummy friends will have plenty of room for a home soft play so little jonty and Amelia don’t have to mix with the general public
all her mummy friends will have plenty of room for a home soft play so little jonty and Amelia don’t have to mix with the general publicAll of this to try and sell a chair she probably got gifted 
Why is everything with her long- winded poorly-written poetic drivel?
Why is everything with her long- winded poorly-written poetic drivel?
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The first screenshot literally says gifted 🫢All of this to try and sell a chair she probably got gifted
Why is everything with her long- winded poorly-written poetic drivel?
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Stop trying to be cool and different and just say 13 months? It makes sense to!?
Stop trying to be cool and different and just say 13 months? It makes sense to!?
Exactly! I think in the first two years months make such a difference with development that it’s ok to say the age in months, but if you choose not to do that, then just say a year, not “a year and 1 month” which is longer than saying 13 months!! Mind you based on her mile long rambling crappy metaphor filled captions I’m not surprised she uses 5 words when she could use 2.
I'm absolutely sure she's an idiot at this point. Either say 13 months or just say thats shes one year old until she turns two. I think she just likes having something to say.
I guess she can’t count above 10. All that loving of body and putting on bra lessons instead of maths at school.
Where has she disappeared too
Another trip to Croatia paid for by mummy and daddyDidn’t even realise
Edit - On holiday according to Brontes IG
That awful post from Mathew about giving your child Calpol has really angered me.
It is not about giving his child medicine at all. That video wasn't taken naturally it is all a performance for engagement. He doesn't look his daughter in the eyes, doesn't talk to her, soothe her or calm her. He gurns, pulls faces and plays to the camera.
These two absolutely enrage me.
I stopped following them both but that doesn't stop Insta from throwing them back at me.
It is not about giving his child medicine at all. That video wasn't taken naturally it is all a performance for engagement. He doesn't look his daughter in the eyes, doesn't talk to her, soothe her or calm her. He gurns, pulls faces and plays to the camera.
These two absolutely enrage me.
I stopped following them both but that doesn't stop Insta from throwing them back at me.
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Her latest reel about weight loss... just ain't it.
Definitely. Completely tone deaf. And just awful. She’s a terrible person.
Love how half of it is banging on about her HG again
God she is just insufferable! I really wish she would stop with the baby talk it makes her seem unintelligent.
I don't know where she's been for the last 2 years but it's not cool to celebrate weight loss anymore... great for you but she's insinuating that her "before" is "bad". I get the message about not having to "bounce back" to your old shape which is great, but it's still suggesting that you should lose the baby weight at some point!
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