Chessie King #2 Cheap Ring, I’ve got a baby don’t you know darling?

[Wingingmotherhood]

All that for a wedding which wasn't even legal??!?!

Don’t most people do the legal bit before they get married if their venue isn’t a licensed one? The only time I’ve ever known anyone do it is if they’ve had a wedding abroad, or they’re on Dont Tell The Bride

What a fraud, so it was just a massive party rather than a wedding? All that money on a venue and they don’t have a marriage license

 

[elisecotton94]

Jesus Christ she’s so desperate for attention “I couldn’t even change my own giant pads myself let alone contort my sawn-in-half body into any page of the karma sutra”

“Ouch your silly feels like a cheese grater” - why does she talk like a child?

Literally have no idea why she thinks sharing this information is a good idea?

I honestly believe the general jist of the information she’s sharing is quite informative, talking about sex post c section isn’t spoken about and it should be. I’ll be having a c section and this stuff I 100% wanna know. HOWEVER, the way she talks about it, using stupid, child like words and phrases is fucking insufferable. INSUFFERABLE. I don’t know why she does it. Speak like an ADULT. And referring to being sawn in half is just, ridiculous, and incredibly unhelpful, and to some, down right off putting!

 

[Thatswhattatsaid]

Yeah this is exactly what I was thinking. I just can’t imagine sitting there for that long next to a raging fire with my little ones in the back of the car?!
She is so unbelievably dramatic. Also makes me laugh that she was on FaceTime to Tessa Kelly - where was Matt when all this was going on?! She didn’t fancy calling her husband?

“I scooped up Auraelia” - the theatrics of this woman are something else.

 

[tablesandchairs]

Must have missed the memo about Chessie being a sex expert

These ‘ask me for advice’ things she does are bonkers. Sooooooo arrogant! Who is she to be giving out advice?! A rich privileged twenty something girl without much education or life experience as far as I can tell!!

 

[Happyholly]

Saw this and thought of this instatwat! It pretty much sums it up! She exploits Rae for monetary gain.

 

[Starry_eyed_pie]

Please STOP!!View attachment 849730

So it seems the dreamy sleep consultant (aka best baby shower gift ever) and the gifted robot crib are not so amazing after all!! Maybe neither of them mentioned the 4 month sleep regression, or the fact that night waking is completely normal for babies. You'd have thought a doula would know that

 

[Starry_eyed_pie]

‘In 8 months time our tiny tot will be tottering down the aisle’

Does she realise most kids don’t walk until after their first birthday? Bit presumptuous Average in the UK is 14 months

Ah, but this Ray Rae of sunshine will be fuelled by milky-wilky from Chessie's booby-rubies, extracted from the leaking niperoos.

Added to that, she'll have spent months being carried in one of four baby carriers by her Earth Mother, rather than being put in a pram like normal non-sunshine non-King babies... That's bound to make her stronger and ready to walk in 8 months.

 

[pennypinchpam]

You can see in the videos she is constantly holding that face in that rictus grin and tossing her hair, all for the still cameras and she looks insane

I just watched a few of the reels to see - yikes. Does anyone else think it’s strange how stepford wivesy the hen dos have looked, how in the wedding reels there isn’t one non Caucasian looking person…yet in her ad for the yet another generic fast fashion company there are two women of colour in. The ad was obviously filmed the day before the wedding, or maybe even on the day (because some of the bridesmaids are dressed in it) They clearly look like models. It feels icky and tokenist. Commercialising a personal event to such a vulgar extent, it’s eww.

 

[Farmer Sam]

If I’d been invited on that Croatia hen do with that bunch I’d have been faking a positive covid test the day before and coughing like a good ‘un whilst saying how devastated I was not to be going. Fake friends, fake laughing, fake photos, yuck. I can only imagine the horror of the actual wedding.

 

[Thatswhattatsaid]

This really irritates me I’ve trained for years in the Mental Health field to get to where I am now, I knew it was only a matter of time but it’s so infuriating that influencers who aren’t trained can pull together a “piece of work” or write a book, create content or whatever it is that pulls in engagement in an area of work they have no official qualifications or experience to work in. I understand she’s had a baby HOWEVER millions of other women have as well and why would Chessie be any different to them? Yet she is creating something to support and nurture new parents?

 

[Londoncailín]

Is there any need to be showing off her pubes to the fucking world.

She probably has a cunty name for those also. Like pubey scooby doos.

 

[StillLucilleBluth]

Typical Chessie trying to make everything about her. Such an awful tragedy for the poor young man’s family and there she is sticking her oar in. Also her comment about articles misconstruing what happened, was she there? Did she witness the accident? No so be quiet Chessie and let the poor family grieve, it’s nothing to do with you.

Thought the same. Why did she have to include a picture where she was in it? Why did she need to tell the world that they rallied around her brother? She's just the worst kind of attention seeker. A total grief vulture. And why on earth comment about the man being ripped out of a "friendship group"? Er, what about his, you know, family?!

As for the incident itself, it's just so desperately sad. I didn't even know helicopters had rear / tail rotor blades and maybe he didn't either.

 

[Starry_eyed_pie]

Congrats on the bubba

hope you managed to get your naked pregnancy photoshoot done in your backyard and that you’re only posting photos on your socials for #ad purposes. Remember you need at least 4 carriers and probably the same amount of prams too

Thank you.

My husband is in the process of reaching out to companies for #gifted carriers in return for a grid post & 3 stories of us both wearing the carrier in hil-ARRR-ious poses. Unfortunately we were unable to sort this before ScrummaBaba arrived.

Naked photos taken in a local lavender farm because #quirky! Can't wait for my in laws to catch a glimpse of my pubey roobs

(Do you think Chessie is actually normal and makes this shizz up for likes and comments, or is she actually a ?!!)

 

[BMZ11]

Does anyone know what those two things are at each end of her scar?! Off topic but I’m curious as had a c section (and breastfed believe it or not chess you aren’t the first to do either ) but never had those on my scar!

It's a beaded suture, so you snip one end of the stitch and then remove the suture. They're very satisfying to remove (I'm a midwife not just any old weirdo )

 

[taylore]

I'm a huge BF advocate, so i don't think it's gross but it's a little bit like sweating through a top - why would you tell the world?!?! It's nothing to be ashamed about as we're all human, you might admit it to the friends you're with, but you wouldn't broadcast or draw attention to it.
I actually think there's something wrong with her, she seeks attention regardless of whether it's positive or not

Oh, please don’t misunderstand me, I didn’t mean I didn’t want to hear about her leaking through her top - that doesn’t bother me. What bothered me was the description she provided of her pearl bra basically stimulating her nipples in such a way that they ended up leaking. Just a bizarre and unnecessary thing to tell the world!

 

[Starry_eyed_pie]

Maybe I misunderstood but wasn't Dr Alex's post about medication for MH? And she's managed to make it about her having to take tablets got HG during pregnancy???

 

[HM92]

I just clicked on the “special offer 45% off” price link and say £1300 and thought wow that’s incredible - then realised that was PER NIGHT! I’m sorry but that’s just ridiculous and out of touch. Even for a once in a life time honeymoon we couldn’t afford that much and I doubt if more than 1% of her followers could.

 

[barryjones]

I can’t stand the way she infantilises everything. ‘Sun roof baby’ and ‘post party’. What are you on about? You’re old enough to have a baby, talk normally about it. I would never buy/subscribe to any of her services even if I wanted them purely because of the patronising tone she has. I want to be spoken to like an adult.

 

[Aardvark]

I contacted a sleep consultant once. She was amazing - asked me incredibly thorough questions to understand the root issues then suggested she couldn’t actually help me as nothing was wrong. But she gave me thirty minutes of her time to listen to my worries (my son wasn’t a textbook sleeper and it was getting to me a bit) and then refused to charge me. Her role is to step in and provide guidance if babies have had an real sleep issues or even trauma that could be causing them problems, not to be the go to sleep agony aunt every time your baby is a bit restless.

Chessie needs to realise that babies don’t sleep, because of many normal natural reasons. Grit your teeth, do what you need to survive, and within a few days the baby will change sleep patterns anyway. But I suppose you can’t affiliate link that attitude

 

[Giftinghell]

Her post about that poor guy is simply a LOOK LOOK I KNOW THIS PERSON post. Attention seeking and unnecessary