(Read in munchausen cherines voice)
Oh my god guys what am i like hahaha wee cheery me here, well i made my wee cheesecake and was going to head up the royal to have it out with the doctors and nurses, but my other half talked me oot of it, Cherine hen you won't get any painkillers there. So off we headed to the GP for an hour and a half, eventually i was hut off with a wee paracetamol prescription, what's that meant to do, i had emergency surgery the other day was a wee bottle of oramorph i was looking for.
So anyway you know my wee trip up the royal where i got my stoma bag, you know they told me nothing, nothing at all i think i was kidnapped hahaha, no one consented me, the doctor was a bit saft and daft haha no one sited me for a stoma, no one made the referral so i can get appliances, no one told me what to eat and drink and you know me, nothing will be in the book I'm waving around and it's just not like me to look up nhs info on google haha so I'm going to make some wee tik toks and get advice from all of you haha i love you all, the most important part i have my wee bag and someone making me wee covers for it so that's all that matters the now,
Maybe in a wee week or so i will go straight up that royal with a bit of encouragement from you all, you support means the world to me, i will head up with my cheesecake and demand the top one comes out to see me because I think we have a bit of unfinished business, i don't care covid is flying around, they have me to see, you are all telling me i should have got information before my surgery and after i got nothing not even a consent form, i thought because it was life or death rules didn't apply. Digby brown oh no i couldn't! The nhs saved my life
Anyway i can't breathe hear that (breaths in sharply) i think my brittle asthma playing up a bit awww you know me i can't complain about my health so grateful to the nhs , i don't know how people can fake illness hahaha it's just been a wee misunderstanding here, nothing we can't sort out and have a rare wee laugh about it in a wee week or so hahaha on that note I'm away to see if i can get a wee takeaway to cheer my wee self up