Hahaha reminds me of Lewis Capaldis manginaThe only think flatter than her arse is the ‘bulge’ in his swim shorts.
Looks like he’s got a vagina.
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Hahaha reminds me of Lewis Capaldis manginaThe only think flatter than her arse is the ‘bulge’ in his swim shorts.
Looks like he’s got a vagina.
Someone please subscribe to her OF so we can see his (lack of) goodsThe only think flatter than her arse is the ‘bulge’ in his swim shorts.
Looks like he’s got a vagina.
I think that's weird too lol. I'd bleeping drop kick my other half if he asked me to call him that.It's the same as calling your partner baby. You don't think of a baby, it's just a pet name
I’d honestly rather throw a fiver through a shredderSomeone please subscribe to her OF so we can see his (lack of) goods
I can’t believe people actually pay money to watch them two have sex, I’d rather spend a fiver on a screwdriver and gorge my eyes outSomeone please subscribe to her OF so we can see his (lack of) goods
You'd be better just wiping your arse with it!I’d honestly rather throw a fiver through a shredder
I'd rather drag me flaps over broken glass than have Benjamin Button jiggle away ontop of meI can’t believe people actually pay money to watch them two have sex, I’d rather spend a fiver on a screwdriver and gorge my eyes out
Hes private, what's he saying?John’s story
He’s put up a pic of Hendrix cuddling a teddy saying ‘he’s happy with his new teddybear for pooing on the toilet’Hes private, what's he saying?
So looks like he's trying to potty train him like a normal parent would no professionals needed. I wonder if he's noticed the difference in hendrix since the new fiancee came on the scene? Obviously I have no idea about the kids potty training habits, but I feel like he's possibly regressed an these poo accidents have only started since Chelsea moved her new "family" in. If I was John I'd be having words with her for stressing the poor kid out with all these sudden changes.He’s put up a pic of Hendrix cuddling a teddy saying ‘he’s happy with his new teddybear for pooing on the toilet’
He’s a completely different boy with his dad,he looks happier not forced smiles he eats at a table not in a high chair! And oh look he uses the toilet because he’s probably feels loved there .He’s put up a pic of Hendrix cuddling a teddy saying ‘he’s happy with his new teddybear for pooing on the toilet’
And feels safe!He’s a completely different boy with his dad,he looks happier not forced smiles he eats at a table not in a high chair! And oh look he uses the toilet because he’s probably feels loved there .
Hah first thing I noticed was the time. Monday morning 10.30am and not at workThe only think flatter than her arse is the ‘bulge’ in his swim shorts.
Looks like he’s got a vagina.
I’m dreading the holiday to America, how much is she going to moan about him on the planeI’m already dreading H having to go back to her, I have no doubt that any progress he’s made with toilet training will go.
Must be so confusing and upsetting
I hope he’s a bleeping terror for her tbhI’m dreading the holiday to America, how much is she going to moan about him on the plane
Snap. I hope he never shuts up the entire flight.I hope he’s a bleeping terror for her tbh
Well yeah I hope that as well in a way but dread to think how she will treat the poor little lamb, at least her sister is there so she may not be too hard on himI knew they'd be a post from John about the potty training
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Snap. I hope he never shuts up the entire flight.