Chateau Diaries #89 Maybe it was pleasurable for him to put the napkin into the napkin ring
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I can see all the revenue taxes coming !!
If memory serves, @Clara Burnett told us that Selmar is not a pleasant person.
I am still wondering about this whole idea. I am not at all following these types of historic re-enactment / fantasy events, could it be that they are more popular in North America than in Europe? Would North Americans be willing to come several times per year to Europe just to attend such events, just because of the historic venue? Or am I underestimating the potential number of participants from Europe? In any case, it would need serious event management, as you say (with all-year salaries) and not somebody who prefers focussing on her storyline about fictional pseudoaristocrats and a guy with no evident competences in that area, except for dancing classes.
It appears to me that there are very few pleasant people inhabiting the Chateauverse! Selmar, SJ, Phiphi, Monster Munch, Edd,Tanya, Isobel, Percy Potty, Ollie , Ma, Biffy and of course the arch villain of the Bunch, Pathetic. Birds of a feather ...
Where did we find that the outbuildings are already rented ?
I can't see it in the listing?
In that video, there's what looks like a very large bucket on the floor in the middle of one of the rooms. Could that mean a leak. despite their saying it's in good repair?
How about this for an idea? We could all club together and put in a better offer and gazump them! We could then be on the spot to get all the chateauverse gossip. We could have a YT channel: Tattlers at the Chateau. We might even manage to convert some diehard fans! Just imagine how that would go down with Steph and co!
I like Dan's vlogs, short and entertaining. The comments have become increasingly more and more painful to read, in the way the saccharine comments are on the chateau diaries vlogs. "Dan you saved my life during lockdown" "How wonderful that you and Stephanie found each other " what is wrong with these people.? Sentimental, desperate and sad. I saw one comment on Stephanies vlog yesterday pairing Stephanie off with first Selmar and then Dan, although he's married. Another person thought Selmar and Stephanie looked just like each other. What wrong with these people?, 
Come on you 12 Tattle Tartlets, get with the programme. I'm saddened by the cynical nature of practical sound advice given on this thread. I have a fantastical idea to raise the funds, organised by our dear defender of the realm, Carole Gooder. It took all of 10 minutes to come up with this business plan. Let's have an online pie making, pie dressing, pie eating competition. £10 entry fee, all we need is 35,000 people to enter, easy peesy. Imagine the living, loving and laughter we would all have participating in this well thought out funding idea. We could make it more fun by playing guess who's pie it is. Some examples, a Teabag or Spode pie. A scotch pie dressed in tartan. A Dutch apple pie dressed with a crown in orange tango. A pork pie, in fact loads of porky pies (will have to explain that one later to our American Tartlets). A cinnamon tartlett or a cynical tartlett. But my favourite would be a pie so big, so vast, you would have to be greedy to even make it. Ingredients supplied by others, made by others, topped with a big bleeping cherry, filmed so to make it look that this person has been labouring all day to finish this project. It could have pastry wardrobes which you peer into and see four Narnia people dressed in medieval costumes, A Dutch, American, Canadian production of Chateau fantasy. Oh the fun.
We’d spend most of the time arguing which filling was the best though - Pie Wars!
Which is, with all respect, one persons's opinion about another person?
If there are 12 of us Tatler Yentas can I be no. 8. My lucky number.
Maybe we could do a roll call by number?
Advent calendar starts tomorrow. Start thinking of your profile picture for Christmas. Favourite La La Christmas memory or laugh.
Maybe we could do a roll call by number?
Advent calendar starts tomorrow. Start thinking of your profile picture for Christmas. Favourite La La Christmas memory or laugh.
I get where you are coming from Ezzy and I Like It !!
Masses of Pies, Tarts and those pastry wardrobes but I must warn you ........ Never , Ever go the scones and clotted cream because of what will happen and it won't be pretty !
There have been Wars fought over clotted cream here at Tattle - under or over the jam and thankfully I have lived to tell the tale !
I am not telling Porky Pies either !
He often attempts to tell her to say things on the gift grabs. Last night, he wanted her to say where one of the gift givers lived and she said she was (quite rightly) not going to give out the entire address in public. He is a child with no idea at all. Much as I dislike Steph, I can understand her irritation with him and the relationship will certainly not last whatever BJJ hopes! He definitely is now trying to look as if he is the man in charge!
I bags number 7 my lucky number !
Why hasn't he got a carte de séjour yet? When Stephanie showed him her residence permit he mumbled something about a slip and having to collect it from the post office and hurriedly walked away ... I suppose he could always go back to Spain so that he can spend three months in France ...Nice to see that Teabag has all kinds of time to stay at La La Lande and participate in the Live Stream today! Looking forward to the big cottage bedroom reveal at Christmas!
Oh…Who am I kidding? He’s not working on the cottage bedroom…as usual, he’s not talking about it anymore and hopes everyone forgets about the goal he set for himself.
At least Marie in Diagon Alley is a realistic story arc.
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You have just made my day @witchgrass.
Marie's studio as Diagon Alley
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You have just made my day @witchgrass.
Marie's studio as Diagon Alley
Hopping to Spain doesn't work for Teabag. The rule is 90 days in any 180-day period within Schengen area. He needs his carte de séjour to stay in France/EU/Schengen.
We're 15 because Dear Brenda can't count beyond the number of her brain cells.I thought we were 15 Tartlets,tattlers?
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