Many thanks for collating the sheer amount of utterly ridiculous tat that arrives at the junk yard from all over the world.The totals for Christmas Cadeaux are in:
- 9 vlogs
- 7 hours of viewing displeasure
- 79 boxes
- 500 gifts
- enough brooches for Snorty to wear a different one each week during 2022
- too many Christmas kitchen food ornaments to count
- so many fu_king peacock ornaments they'll need a 20 foot peacock tree next Christmas
- a fortune spent on gift wrap, cards and postage
Because it was Christmas, there were lots of expensive gifts & many lovely homemade items, and just a bit of tat tossed in for good measure. Who doesn't need a visitors map of California Disneyland? I dare Fanny to put this damn, ugly yellow fish magnet up in her kitchen!
But but but..... You don't get it !I suspect IJ egged him to buy them when they were in the shop together, knowing full well he is an idiot and that it will take some effort and expense to get them back to France. Exactly the type of underhandedness I expect from IJ.
Well it's only fair then Mummy can play with his things, like he does with her stuff at the Shitoo.But but but..... You don't get it !
The Waterford crystal won't go to France. It'll stay at PhiPhi's new place : the Jarvis beach house in South Africa !
Now that I've started, if I have the strength, to sit through it, I may try and maintain. Agreed - it has to stop!Many thanks for collating the sheer amount of utterly ridiculous tat that arrives at the junk yard from all over the world.
This piece of analysis is quite literally an eye popping insight into just one month's worth of 'gifts'.
I have long since given up the toil involved in watching repeated box openings.
What would be even more enlightening is a complete analysis from the outset, and no - I am not volunteering but maybe joint a task in time for the 200th thread ?
IT JUST HAS TO STOP. PLEASE.
There's that. And there's also the fact that it's in her interest that a lot of her fans don't really like the Snorting Squirrel Cameltoe. When time comes she wants him out (and it can't be that far away) she can simply address his annoying traits and her fans will totally understand, love her even more finally seeing the light and will thoroughly support her.Because she knows how “extra” she is, and how he will always be much less…he can never truly be the star!
I find it very suspicious that the very day Shitface finds Waterford crystal, that MRK would try and usurp him with his "I'm fcuked in ER" stunt.I see he had time to blow-dry his new coiffure before taking the selfie.
This is actually required by SJ: he has to mention this in every vlog, in case his channel goes viral so the attention is directed back to her HMN.I hate how snorts drops into his vlogs “for those of you who don’t know, I live in a chateau…the chateau de la lande”.
As if anyone watching isn’t from CD universe and knows he is a paid for Dutch boyfriend living off his girlfriend in her farmhouse owned by her and her 2 ex boyfriends.
I don't understand why they are always working without gloves, e.g. clearing out the attic etc.I suspect TeaBag isn't the type to keep up on his immunizations, as this is why it is recommended to get a tetanus shot every 10 years- you get cut by something unsanitary and it can turn into something nasty quite quickly. (I did not watch the video, but I highly doubt he immediately went indoors to wash the wound out with soap, disinfect it with rubbing alcohol, cover it in NeoSporin and bandage it- Pa probably told him to suck it up and rub some dirt into it.) When a doctor suspects someone may have Tetanus, they may perform a brain scan depending on the symptoms to ensure the bacteria has not traveled to the brain. I have no idea of that is what he is even being seen for, but it would make sense. Unfortunately, there is no cure for Tetanus- it has to run its course (which is about 2 weeks), drugs have to be administered to regulate it and can take about a month to recover. It can be deadly if not treated properly.
Public Service Announcement: If you've not had a Tetanus jab in the past 10 years, PLEASE get one!
Not that I doubt you @Clara Burnett, just to comment though - many of the fans in comments talk about how kind he is, how handsome, how helpful, blah, blah. I will be really interested to see how this pans out.There's that. And there's also the fact that it's in her interest that a lot of her fans don't really like the Snorting Squirrel Cameltoe. When time comes she wants him out (and it can't be that far away) she can simply address his annoying traits and her fans will totally understand, love her even more finally seeing the light and will thoroughly support her.
Fanny was also giving out not so subtle hints about how she's always wanted a beautiful Japanese room screen when she received a card showing one in the gift grab!a (not so) subtle hint about wanting to add to his new collection.
When I was young, I loved childrens fairy tales and when I saw the photo of Teabags hand, it reminded me of the story of the little boy who stuck his finger in a dyke. Maybe he was feeling kinky.
Succinctly putThanks! Well, in one Instagram post, Michael managed to check-in, let everyone know he’s around, he’s close to home, provided an excuse for his absence, evoke sympathy from his followers, and stick-it to his brother for yesterdays vlog title and “liking” negative comments regarding his whereabouts. We’re watching the “master” at work, folks! So much said in one Instagram post!
Surely his brother would not have bought him a car if he knew MP has seizures. I think he can not be bothered to learn French and take the test.I was wondering if maybe he is epileptic and perhaps that is why he doesn't want to (or can't) get a drivers' license? If he is, perhaps a seizure has him hospitalized.
No they just shoot it in you. I’ve had 4 or 5. They’ve been checking me for years for MS or brain tumors. Nothing wrong with me (other than numbness, tingling, vertigo, a calcium bump on my optic nerve, very enlarged optic nerve cups, aural migraines, muscle spasms, light is dimmer in one eye, and tinnitus), they just like to scare me to death.Don't they use contrast agent for the brain scan ?
That is hilarious! His video going viral. When monkeys fly!!This is actually required by SJ: he has to mention this in every vlog, in case his channel goes viral so the attention is directed back to her HMN.
If I mayYou don’t get an iv at a checkup.. He must have some valid reason to be at the hospital. The fact that he’s milking it is deplorable. Brain scan indicates neurological symptoms. Potentially dizziness, loss of balance, vision problems, numbness, vertigo. EKG also indicates similar. He could be dehydrated and having panic attacks due to withdrawl from medication or drugs or alcohol. He’s filtered that selfie. He probably looks like shit. But he’s had his hair done.
I’m going to guess hard night of partying, alcohol poisoning, and panic attack.
OFFICIAL DIAGNOSIS: DRAMA QUEEN SYNDROME
If he has an infection in his hand, he will have another excuse not to do anything.there is no cure for Tetanus- it has to run its course (which is about 2 weeks), drugs have to be administered to regulate it and can take about a month to recover. It can be deadly if not treated properly.
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