Chateau Diaries #109 Capability Brown meets Incapability Jarvis.

[Gibson2]

Thanks for the new thread @MojoDublin, congrats on the thread title @john eccles

I was at Phyllis' premiere countdown, then I took a huge sigh and said NOPE! ( I will watch it on 2x when it's done...)

I wonder what Michael has gotten himself into now... I do agree with others here. I am curiously waiting for him to make another cry-me-a-river vlog blaming Tattlers (again!).

I hope nothing is seriously wrong with him.
I do suspect the tactic though. It is the equivalent of someone posting a status on fb and waiting for the flurry of DM's or sympathy.
Superfans need to get ready for a good rinsing. It's cold there and he needs a holiday.

 

[Marty McFly 9]

You don’t get an iv at a checkup. . He must have some valid reason to be at the hospital. The fact that he’s milking it is deplorable. Brain scan indicates neurological symptoms. Potentially dizziness, loss of balance, vision problems, numbness, vertigo. EKG also indicates similar. He could be dehydrated and having panic attacks due to withdrawl from medication or drugs or alcohol. He’s filtered that selfie. He probably looks like tit. But he’s had his hair done.

I’m going to guess hard night of partying, alcohol poisoning, and panic attack.

OFFICIAL DIAGNOSIS: DRAMA QUEEN SYNDROME

Dr. OhIDontKnow is in the house!

 

[Le Baiseur]

Where's our pal, Beau Monde? I hope he hasn't left! No presence since Thursday.

 

[sissel sid]

Urgent appeal:

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What-a brain donor .....????....anyone volunteering ????

 

[Gibson2]

If you send flowers, say hello from the rest of us at Tattle.Life!!

Thank you to those of you who gave us an update on Phiphi's vlog .... I won't be watching!!

They deserve to be fleeced if they enjoy his idiotic ramblings.
That video of him dancing in a group was recommended on YouTube. Who has bumped up its views? Come on own up!

Looking at the thumbnail, I think it was the one where he was side stepping out of time, had stuffed trousers and was replaced half way through (discussion in earlier threads)

 

[Pyke]

BJJ fans saying he's using music like Dans vlogs in his SA junk shop haul, well of course he has to copy as he has no original ideas of his own. Oh he aso tells them his hair is tied in a bun (a copy of Am friend of Dan)... I tell you.

Did anyone see the state of Teabags right hand (opposite to IV dip hand on insta) last week when inspecting the stable statue finds with Billster, I don't know what he had done but did not look good, or healthy.

 

[WMGL]

Ohh ffffffsake
METHERICK on Tour

2019 - buy me a laptop
2020 - renovate my pad
2020 - Desolation my lost art
2021 - yo witches what’s up
The Madrid tour
2021 - yo patron I’m broke
2021 - grinder on Tour - reprised
2022 - the trolly dolly tour


Remember
been a patron is not just for Christmas

It’s life ….. Micheal Petherick 2022
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BU*L Sh*T

 

[Espe]

Selmar has another excruciatingly boring vlog with endless footage of the back of Diesel's head as they cycle to another church and then Tatyana reading very deliberately from another text. It was a lovely small, very old church but I just couldn't take any more of Tatyana's reading. I only watched parts to see if they mentioned their recent failed attempt at getting a chateau but in the bits I managed to look at, they didn't. He had Allegri's very beautiful Miserere as the music. Some comments asked for the name. In one answer he said "It are tracks from Elvato Elements". Later, he gave someone else another reply:

"It are music tracks from. (no name here!) They don't really have a name. Just female choir." !!!

It's always sung by a mixed choir although a lot of it is sung by a soprano. It's such a well-known and stunningly beautiful work, surely Selmar could have checked. I'm sure the choir must be delighted with such publicity. In the UK, it's often sung by The Sixteen, a London choir specialising in early music.

In the comments, someone said they would be in France in March and asked if S and T would be there and he said they probably would!

After that, I don't think I can bear to watch PJ giving us his wisdom on wine!

 

[OhIDontKnow...]

Dr. OhIDontKnow is in the house!

That’s Dr. Know

Thank you

I’ll be here all week. Please tip your waiters!

 

[Ginginger]

BJJ fans saying he's using music like Dans vlogs in his SA junk shop haul, well of course he has to copy as he has no original ideas of his own. Oh he aso tells them his hair is tied in a bun (a copy of Am friend of Dan)... I tell you.

Did anyone see the state of Teabags right hand (opposite to IV dip hand on insta) last week when inspecting the stable statue finds with Billster, I don't know what he had done but did not look good, or healthy.

I noticed that also and was going to post about that- tried to get screen shots but they’re blurry…

 

[KyBourbon]

BJJ fans saying he's using music like Dans vlogs in his SA junk shop haul, well of course he has to copy as he has no original ideas of his own. Oh he aso tells them his hair is tied in a bun (a copy of Am friend of Dan)... I tell you.

Did anyone see the state of Teabags right hand (opposite to IV dip hand on insta) last week when inspecting the stable statue finds with Billster, I don't know what he had done but did not look good, or healthy.

Oh…I just rewatched and you’re right! His right index finger.

 

[WMGL]

Am I the only one willing to wait to see how Michael is before being heartless and critical? Surely some others have compassion.
I may not be his biggest fan, but no one want to be hospitalized - especially these days!

I don't buy it. He is using everyone again. Beware.

I hope nothing is seriously wrong with him.
I do suspect the tactic though. It is the equivalent of someone posting a status on fb and waiting for the flurry of DM's or sympathy.
Superfans need to get ready for a good rinsing. It's cold there and he needs a holiday.

Sorry I am lacking sympathy, based on his past performances. He will never win an Oscar or BAFTA. ugh!

Sadly I have been in hospital a lot and I forbid anyone taking a photo of me there--
let alone one where I have centred my cannula right up front of the photo !!
I was hospitalized three times last year for over a week each time and because of covid no patients could have Any visitors!
It was hard going with no family support to help you talk to the doctors and make big decisions...he is just "sending it up " !

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I find him beyond disgusting....sad, deplorable. He has some serious problems. He is delusional. He needs help and an IV isn't going to solve it.
It appears his brother is on to him His parents have let him get away with this crap for years. Step up family.

 

[Gibson2]

I don't buy it. He is using everyone again. Beware.


Sorry I am lacking sympathy, based on his past performances. He will never win an Oscar or BAFTA. ugh!


I find him beyond disgusting....sad, deplorable. He has some serious problems. He is delusional. He needs help and an IV isn't going to solve it.
It appears his brother is on to him His parents have let him get away with this crap for years. Step up family.

I have no sympathy for him, but I never wish anyone ill.
I'm sure he will eek out the diagnosis for a few weeks.

 

[Sparrowsfart]

I laughed outloud when I saw the brain scan part. Seriously....waiting for a cry me a river video soon. Ugh!

I think Billy's got to the tough love stage. Hopefully it works.

 

[WMGL]

I think Billy's got to the tough love stage. Hopefully it works.

Billy needs the entire family to support him. Michael ,I think, needs help

 

[Heathcliffe]

Let us all hope it is Drama Queen needing money syndrome and that the (fairly) young man is in decent health. As I have always thought about him, he is still on a self destructive train to the lands of entitlement and lack of responsibility. Mental health not too good I guess, and that is sad.

 

[Lady Avonlea]

He looked healthier in that picture than he has done for a while!

IV Fluids instead of vodka helps alot.

 

[Sparrowsfart]

I'll give Don Jarvis some credit - she too stooped to the hospital bed - but she didn't give us the sob story which we can inevitably expect from MPK - he won't miss the opportunity to monetise this. But I do genuinely wish him well, maybe the brain scan may switch on his honest side... if he has one.


Well I guess it's time for our fan fiction contingent to start putting finger to keyboard and write MPK's script for him as to why he's laid up in a hospital with a UV drip.

I'll give Fanny her due she was very upbeat really when she was in hospital, considering she did look sick too. And appreciative of Patreons who had given her stuff she took to hospital, like the little tea folder.

 

[lulublugirl]

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I thought he was wearing arm floaties, till I realised it was one of the yellow masks gifted to them in the GAG.

Ugh... Hon-NEEE you are not a sommelier, saying that sherry tastes like raisins and vodka. What a refined palette you have...
Maybe you should just return to your playpen with a pack of raisins and a box of apple juice, I'd say that's more up your alley.

I’m running a book on how many of those Waterford glasses make it back to Lalaland. Let’s face it they don’t have enough and that was a (not so) subtle hint about wanting to add to his new collection. So now, all you darling old dears can send your unwanted vintage Waterford cut glass to young PhiPhi m’lad and he’ll tell you all about the difference between sherry and hock once he’s consulted Prof Google.

 

[Arfarf]

I noticed that also and was going to post about that- tried to get screen shots but they’re blurry… View attachment 1013841

Not just dirt??
Oops! Just saw the next pic. It was a boo boo.
Maybe he got a staph infection in that hand?
Maybe without out alcohol or drugs he had some withdrawal symptoms that caused the docs to order a brain scan because of his mental status.