Chateau Diaries #109 Capability Brown meets Incapability Jarvis.

[Hemerocallis]

But but but..... You don't get it !

The Waterford crystal won't go to France. It'll stay at PhiPhi's new place : the Jarvis beach house in South Africa !

Ah, okay, as he is so experienced in the care of old/er people (his grandparents, his girlfriend etc.) he will stay with IJ and Percy to care for them ?

That is hilarious! His video going viral. When monkeys fly!!

oh so monkeys don't fly
but tattlers always write about flying monkeys

 

[Marty McFly 9]

The totals for Christmas Cadeaux are in:
- 9 vlogs
- 7 hours of viewing displeasure
- 79 boxes
- 500 gifts
- enough brooches for Snorty to wear a different one each week during 2022
- too many Christmas kitchen food ornaments to count
- so many fu_king peacock ornaments they'll need a 20 foot peacock tree next Christmas
- a fortune spent on gift wrap, cards and postage

Because it was Christmas, there were lots of expensive gifts & many lovely homemade items, and just a bit of tat tossed in for good measure. Who doesn't need a visitors map of California Disneyland? I dare Fanny to put this damn, ugly yellow fish magnet up in her kitchen!

Wow, good work gathering all that info. Seeing it in print is a further wake up call.

 

[Arfarf]

Tess’ hair looks like it needs a good brush. She obviously hasn’t heard of the curly girl method.

Why does she never smile? I am sure her teeth are fine. Amazing "what" or "who" money will buy you.
StephenMeMe needs to take lessons from ol' Tessy as she is spending loads of money on Squirrel nuts! Now THAT is a waste of her ( well, Patreon ) money if I have ever seen it!

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

How old is my future sister-in-law anyway?

 

[Arfarf]

How old is my future sister-in-law anyway?

50! Lol

 

[KiKiGee]

Back to Lalande...

 

[Patriciarella]

I will use Dan’s music, his drone or play with kid 2 if I want. Dan works for US.

Dan did a good job on OUR benches now finish the pergola. I want to propose to SJ and celebrate with a summer garden party.

I asked Percy for SJ’s hand in marriage and he will talk to IJ but felt it will be fine once I sign some documents she had her lawyers draw up.

 

[Lady Avonlea]

Wow, good work gathering all that info. Seeing it in print is a further wake up call.

It's so easy to not watch the video, skip through or put in fast forward - we all do that. We know it's bad, but when you add it all up, it really is shocking, especially when you extrapolate out over a year. Cadeaux simply feeds Stephanme's narcissistic need for excessive attention. Cadeaux is greed under the guise of charity!

Back to Lalande...

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Welcome back to the shitoo! Brace yourselves!

Expect Natty's first words upon returning to the shitto will be 'Por el amor de Dios - ¡Arreglen los malditos radiadores ya!'
Translates to 'FFS - Fix the damn radiators already!'

 

[ComtesseRose]

She’s thinking about uploading all her singing videos (singing reels, acting reels, etc.). I’m still trying to convince her to, she’s so amazing

So there was something in it for Maaike van der Kijke...

have finally just forgotten this year about the pain and hemorrhoids you gave me during delivery

Something you just want to read under a picture of you on your birthday... and it's public...
I don't even know this woman, somehow I feel like I'm not missing out...

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

The window of opportunity was the 4th of July party... Adam and Tess were already on the outs. After this summer stop off, Tess departed for her new boy's, 28th birthday celebration. Meet Anthony Skinner, Naples FL realtor, his mother Dina is also a realtor and his dad is a developer. His bio is extra special... These grown women (SJ / Tess) really knows how to pick them.

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wow.... its a miracle...Tess her doll came to life...

 

[Marty McFly 9]

Tess’ hair looks like it needs a good brush. She obviously hasn’t heard of the curly girl method.

I need to introduce them to LUS products!! I'm a curly girl and their products are all I used now.

 

[Pyke]

He has the charisma of a stick insect

And the legs to match

 

[Marty McFly 9]

It's so easy to not watch the video, skip through or put in fast forward - we all do that. We know it's bad, but when you add it all up, it really is shocking, especially when you extrapolate out over a year. Cadeaux simply feeds Stephanme's narcissistic need for excessive attention. Cadeaux is greed under the guise of charity!

I did like @Rory's idea a few threads ago for a new homework assignment of going through all the GAG videos to inventory and estimate an amount. It's a big task, though we aren't in a rush. Having things in writing really brings the reality home ...

 

[QuebecQueen]

ive just watched Phyllis's "VLOG" only 5 minutes... wow content queen!

I did like @Rory's idea a few threads ago for a new homework assignment of going through all the GAG videos to inventory and estimate an amount. It's a big task, though we aren't in a rush. Having things in writing really brings the reality home ...

I cant do those cadeaux videos

 

[Classicbeauty]

New video from Curtis.

 

[QuebecQueen]

New video from Curtis.

yay, my 2 favorite 400 year old vampires

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

There is a type in the thumbnail.

it should be „Winter IN lalande“

 

[Parrfect Porcelane]

There are 76 Cadeaux flogs. I'll build a list of them and share so that those are interested can select which ones they want to review and summarize for us.

 

[MidCenturyMadOne]

There are 76 Cadeaux flogs. I'll build a list of them and share so that those are interested can select which ones they want to review and summarize for us.

That sounds like a torture session!

 

[Madame No]

There is a type in the thumbnail.

it should be „Winter IN lalande“

As in the dystopian song Winter in America by Gil Scott-Heron.