Chateau Diaries #109 Capability Brown meets Incapability Jarvis.

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ive just watched Phyllis's "VLOG" only 5 minutes... wow content queen!


I cant do those cadeaux videos
Also how is Philip being paid to edit and film these videos when he is front and center greedily grabbing at gifts? So he’s an actor / director now like Clint Eastwood? Halle Berry? What a DoucheLord
 
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I finally broke down and decided to watch Snorts’ vlog. After all the comments saying they had to fast forward to get through it, I was expecting 15 - 20 minutes of torture…but I was surprised to see it was only 6 minutes long! 😆 I thought “what’s the big deal?”…then, I started watching…and, yes, I had to fast forward, too! 🤣
 
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I all most forgot to post, BJJ's SA Thrift Shop Haul + why use a decanter, live chat...🤪

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IJ and Percy were not chatty...

Modern Metaphysical Did Philip get a hair cut!?
Isabelle Jarvis Modern metaphysical no he hasn’t

BJJ talks slow with Percy...
TimeLadyIn 221B @Philip I'm very curious, has anyone spoken Afrikaans with you whilst you are here in South Africa? Would be interesting to know if you were able to understand :)
Philip Janssen @TimeLadyln 221B Yes! I have with Percy a little bit, when we both speak slowly we can understand each other!


Philip Janssen Thank you all so much! What a turnout already

Philip Janssen @Loki cleveland Long time no see!
loki cleveland Thank you...I could never miss My Philip
loki cleveland @Philip Janssen <Miss you too..
Philip Janssen @Loki cleveland 😘

Look who turned up....
scotchette Booze again?

loki cleveland woo hoo a Philip vlog...wink 😉
Philip Janssen It’s only a short video :)

Time to jump in and stop the Loki nonsense...
The Chateau Diaries Hello from the sunny Beach House everyone! (Well, not technically sunny now as it’s night time
The Chateau Diaries @Philip Janssen was so relieved to find a 2nd hand shop here on the coast!

Who is he talking to????

Philip Janssen I’m so glad you all like it so far!!

Fans were commenting on the beach house...

bee french Wow that view & pool. Paradise
The Chateau Diaries @bee french Honestly, it does feel as though we’re in paradise!
bee french I hope you are swimming everyday @ the chateau diaries. Helps break up the winter blues& the cold
The Chateau Diaries @bee french Well I’m definitely looking at the pool and sea every day. Not going into them very much, though

Thelma Nijman @Philip Janssen @Chateau Diaries Woww that's a beautiful place. is that Percy n mummy Isabelle house??
Philip Janssen @thelma Nijman It is!

BJJ should film, the wrapping, packing, and traveling with glass, adventure. 🤪

Tannis Slimmon Wow, what a bonus! Hope you have lots of carry on allowance on the plane!
The Chateau Diaries @Tannis Slimmon I think I’ll also be carrying a lot of glasses home
annette sharrock @Philip Janssen how will you get them all back to France
Philip Janssen @Annette sharrock I’m going to try to get everything back in my hand luggage

No comment...
Mariliamoh when you buy stuff like this overseas, how do you usally deal with bringing it back home @Philip Janssen
Michele Malibu will you ever tell the story of how you made it to la lande?
scotchette Is it for you or for La Lande?
scotchette Very nice house. Nice spot. Near the beach.

loki cleveland @the Chateau Diaries ....keep him away from the shops..He's a Hoarder....LOL
The Chateau Diaries @Loki cleveland No one can keep him away from a 2nd hand shop!

Time for bad sherry in dirty glasses.... mmmm.

Philip Janssen I’m so sorry if I’m missing comments, the chat’s going so fast! :)
Philip Janssen Now I’ll have to rewatch to read all your lovely messages I missed while typing
The Chateau Diaries Night night everyone, think I’ll have one of those sherries now
Philip Janssen @the Chateau Diaries I’ll join you
Philip Janssen Thank you all so much for attending my first premiere!!
Percy Attfield Good night!
Isabelle Jarvis Night night everyone

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upset IJ and Gerry.png
 
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Billster, Phil, Mick, and their sheds of cars / vans...broken engines, belts, brakes, heating, lack of tow hooks etc etc. Why dont they just one half decent instead of keeping so many high mileage old bangers. Still after all the years of living there they have not got into to stupid French garage / shop opening hours and sit waiting again for garage to open, they waste so much time.
 
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Also how is Philip being paid to edit and film these videos when he is front and center greedily grabbing at gifts? So he’s an actor / director now like Clint Eastwood? Halle Berry? What a DoucheLord
DoucheLord, simply perfect. ❤
 
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BJJ knows nothing about wine! I don’t pretend to know a lot but everything he said was opposite to the little I learned about decanting. You just don’t chuck it in all at once. I’m sure there are knowledgeable Tattlers. I did like the Waterford decanter. Not the sherry glasses as in general most people don’t drink sherry. I don’t get his fascination with things that have gone out of style decades ago. Perhaps he could study’s bit more and become a butler to someone much wealthier than Madame Jarvis. The only drawback though he would have to work!
 
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yay, my 2 favorite 400 year old vampires :love:
🧛‍♀️🧛‍♂️ !!
Christmas at (in? :ROFLMAO:) Lalande never ends.:sleep:. It's like Groundhog day!
But I do like Curtis' choice of visuals, throws a different light at the shatoo (including the kitchen corner, below the window, full of debris! 02:43)
 
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Trying to figure out IJ’s modus operandi with SJ’s baby boy. Thrift shopping in SA with baby boy, IJ aimlessly sitting in a hanging chair. Is IJ embracing him so much that she is hoping for a paradoxical reaction from her daughter (what IJ likes, SJ hates then). They are all such a crazy bunch of rats nibbling at each other. Maybe IJ recognizes baby boy is SJ’s current fling. Still pondering, in other news, if the Christmas ornaments are down yet? So, hey Dan - can we get a couple shots of the kitchen for a look/see on that query?
 
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The window of opportunity was the 4th of July party... Adam and Tess were already on the outs. After this summer stop off, Tess departed for her new boy's, 28th birthday celebration. Meet Anthony Skinner, Naples FL realtor, his mother Dina is also a realtor and his dad is a developer. His bio is extra special... These grown women (SJ / Tess) really knows how to pick them.🤪🤪

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...do these women know any straight guys...😎
 
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Watched 2 mins of the infants video and it pissed me off. Read comments here and laughed and thought I'll watch a bit more now I've cheered up. No, I was right first time, what an absolute trainwreck, background music competing with the sound of the sea and him speaking so fast I'm surprised he's not bitten his tounge off. Heard the lady in the thrift shop telling him to come back next week as she'll have some more interesting bits.

...finding it harder and harder 😉..to believe SJ is effing this gay kid. I mean...really...more crystal porn for him...who gives a shite...
...maybe she staples her brokerage statements to his forehead to get herself going...otherwise...I got nothin’...

...she must be really sexually frustrated...so hope this doesn’t trigger anyone...🙄
 
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...finding it harder and harder 😉..to believe SJ is effing this gay kid. I mean...really...more crystal porn for him...who gives a shite...
...maybe she staples her brokerage statements to his forehead to get herself going...otherwise...I got nothin’...

...she must be really sexually frustrated...so hope this doesn’t trigger anyone...🙄
Oh I know! She must be truly desperate. Surely there’s some hotter men out there?
 
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...finding it harder and harder 😉..to believe SJ is effing this gay kid. I mean...really...more crystal porn for him...who gives a shite...
...maybe she staples her brokerage statements to his forehead to get herself going...otherwise...I got nothin’...

...she must be really sexually frustrated...so hope this doesn’t trigger anyone...🙄
Or SHE is sexually confused.....or just SEXLESS herself. He is absolutely gross. Maybe he reminds her of someone she went to high school with that she had a crush on when she was 14.....since, mentally she is stuck at a 14 year old mentality.
She won't have the backbone to dump him....and, like a child, the more she hears how many, many, many viewers cannot STAND him, the more she stubbornly and stupidly clings to him. If she even slightly entertains the idea of him just slithering away she is crazier than we think.
He wants to marry the crazy bat.
 
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Trying to figure out IJ’s modus operandi with SJ’s baby boy. Thrift shopping in SA with baby boy, IJ aimlessly sitting in a hanging chair. Is IJ embracing him so much that she is hoping for a paradoxical reaction from her daughter (what IJ likes, SJ hates then). They are all such a crazy bunch of rats nibbling at each other. Maybe IJ recognizes baby boy is SJ’s current fling. Still pondering, in other news, if the Christmas ornaments are down yet? So, hey Dan - can we get a couple shots of the kitchen for a look/see on that query?
"Crazy bunch of rats nibbling at each other"...What a visual!!
 
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And will the spineless Shitolaine allow Sillymar and Tatty to park the camper on her land again for free and to eat and drink on her tab??? Silly will probably want Tatty to "volunteer" there to pay for his upkeep.
I will be surprised if she puts her foot down and only allows those two a short visit ( which she WOULD allow for video content ).
 
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And will the spineless Shitolaine allow Sillymar and Tatty to park the camper on her land again for free and to eat and drink on her tab??? Silly will probably want Tatty to "volunteer" there to pay for his upkeep.
I will be surprised if she puts her foot down and only allows those two a short visit ( which she WOULD allow for video content ).
@Arfarf I will be amazed if they have the audacity to return, and park themselves and the van there. It will serve Fannymeme right for not having made a clean break.
 
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I did like @Rory's idea a few threads ago for a new homework assignment of going through all the GAG videos to inventory and estimate an amount. It's a big task, though we aren't in a rush. Having things in writing really brings the reality home ...
There was also a lot of gifts before GAG! I seem to recall a case of Bolinger with IJ snaffling one for her wedding anniversary even though Percy was in SA 😂
 
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From the gift grab 1/24/22 comments...

Wendy (mouse house/Lalande patron/fall guest) Grimwood, is not happy...

Wendy Grimwood

22 hours ago (edited)
Oh what happened to my 2 parcels Nati ? you said you had received them..... hopefully you opened them.

SJ receives fabric and the fans think BJJ needs clothing????
Deborah Tyler

20 hours ago
Hi La Landers. The fabric Phillip liked I think would make a nice vest for him. I myself like the deep wine color. What excitement you all have. ❤Thank you for sharing your experiences and adventures!

Virginia Gallegos
19 hours ago
Pajamas for Philiip with the damask.

Lynda Black

19 hours ago
The lilac damask would make Phillip a stunning waistcoat.

caroline gooder

16 hours ago (edited)
Mika (spelling) and her mother the couturier could make beautiful clothes for many of the women of Lalande and a waistcoat for Phillip. I also love all the Toile de Jouy fabric for bolsters and dust ruffles.
 
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