ImDavidBrent
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“Once upon a time it was just you and me against the world” what you mean for two weeks until you moved Mark in?? Once upon a time indeed because it’s complete fantasy yet again.
Yes, it’s like when my Nan used to say to people that they were looking well, she meant they had gained weight. Old people seem pretty good at these backhanded compliments.An inspiration for what exactly???? Walking on a treadmill, as if! There is nothing inspirational about Charlotte. And if an old man did say to her, I actually think it’s quite patronising like “if a big heffer like you can do it, anyone can.”
Miss you so much Hazel. The fat lump of lard is on her phone as usual, ignoring the kids. She wanted a shag this morning but I distracted her with the promise of some bacon. Yours forever, sharky xOr sending it to Hazel to show her what he has to put up with?!![]()