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FFS that ham party looks riveting 
If you fancy saving yourself 11 minutes, here is a summary
Firstly, I'm still cringing over the whole 'Christmas with Charlotte' thing.
We have a coffee cup shot.
We have a fast-forward kitchen scene.
We have a washing machine shot.
We have a putting makeup on shot.
(She puts moisturiser on really gently... but she doesn't read here).
We have a shot wheeling the pushchair our of the door in her big furry coat.
Shots of ham/various meats. Wine glass. Fish tank. Massive plate of food.
Shots of family with stupid orange filter.
Charlotte's Dad in his shorts (weeeeey! Is that the equivalent of the cuddly toy on the Generation Game?)
Shot of them walking home in the dark, Mark walking ahead of them.
She films herself in the kitchen saying it was LOVELY (twice) and she's getting herself another plate of food and drink.
Her and Mark are going to pick a festive film to watch, apparently. I am doubting he has any input.
You’re welcome.
Firstly, I'm still cringing over the whole 'Christmas with Charlotte' thing.
We have a coffee cup shot.
We have a fast-forward kitchen scene.
We have a washing machine shot.
We have a putting makeup on shot.
(She puts moisturiser on really gently... but she doesn't read here).
We have a shot wheeling the pushchair our of the door in her big furry coat.
Shots of ham/various meats. Wine glass. Fish tank. Massive plate of food.
Shots of family with stupid orange filter.
Charlotte's Dad in his shorts (weeeeey! Is that the equivalent of the cuddly toy on the Generation Game?)
Shot of them walking home in the dark, Mark walking ahead of them.
She films herself in the kitchen saying it was LOVELY (twice) and she's getting herself another plate of food and drink.
Her and Mark are going to pick a festive film to watch, apparently. I am doubting he has any input.
You’re welcome.
she was running round, creating her false and fake fairytale, whilst Mark sat in front of the football!
she goes on to say they arrive late (contrived, so she gets attention).....ooooh look.charlotte and the kids are here.....soooooo lovely
tearful because she 'forgot' christmas jumper day.....no you didnt forget at all, says she feels like a slug? yep!! that will be all the festive overload you've been consuming since october then
moaning about all the work to do......daft cow has just had a FREE bloody holiday!!! oh, and mark couldn't get away fast enough, legging it up the street
what a shambles
she goes on to say they arrive late (contrived, so she gets attention).....ooooh look.charlotte and the kids are here.....soooooo lovelytearful because she 'forgot' christmas jumper day.....no you didnt forget at all, says she feels like a slug? yep!! that will be all the festive overload you've been consuming since october then
moaning about all the work to do......daft cow has just had a FREE bloody holiday!!! oh, and mark couldn't get away fast enough, legging it up the street
what a shambles
saved me from watching it!!!It feels like that whole video was one massive trolling mock to these threads
I thought thatIt feels like that whole video was one massive trolling mock to these threads
CLT: Swears she doesn't read here, everything is just so lovely this time of year!
Charlton of the year - nothing can go wrong with her festive cheer.
She needs to get a new nail girl. That video of her carrying bill a costa. They are so thick any chunky!
Yes! Definitely too thick. They’re awful. I get gels and they look nothing like this.
Charlotte Louise Taylor, going ham for Christmas with lots of wine and ADs all the time
I'd guess at 500-1k per post maybe?
Do you think her family are ever like - just duck off with that camera for once will you!!!
even the poor ham is sick of being filmed!I had a friend at uni who was an old school blogger. We hated going out for a meal with her cause she wouldn't let us eat anything until she had taken tit loads of pictures and it had gone bloody cold. Couldn't complain though as it was usually a free blogger event or restaurant review she wangled us along to. Gottta love a freebie
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When is she going to get that bloody ring resized?! She surely can’t think it fits right.
I work in networking and the average ad will pay influencers 1k-5k for just one ad depending on the influencers ranking and the actual company, bigger brands will fork out the bigger numbers.
Yeaaaaahh she's a cheeky monkey. She's got her twatty little wedding to pay for so that means, a tweed suit for Mark, a floaty waist clinching dress with a flower crown wearing her fave perfume daisy by Marc Jacobs , daisy with a dress and daisies in her hair carrying a basket with twatty flower petals, William and Stanley matching Mark, she will have Christmas songs because she just loves Christmas so much because ahhhhh it's just so so lovely. Then she will have 2736463854944 varieties of food and aperol spritz for welcome drinks...... she will have her best friend that we have never seen, her mum and dad (in shorts)....auntie, uncle, nan and grandad, brother and his girlfriend there and that will be it my friends, oh I forgot some special made meat slab shoes so her trotters don't hang over the sides.... will alllllllll be so so so lovely and its alllllll down to her sheep. Poor buggers.
, daisy with a dress and daisies in her hair carrying a basket with twatty flower petals, William and Stanley matching Mark, she will have Christmas songs because she just loves Christmas so much because ahhhhh it's just so so lovely. Then she will have 2736463854944 varieties of food and aperol spritz for welcome drinks...... she will have her best friend that we have never seen, her mum and dad (in shorts)....auntie, uncle, nan and grandad, brother and his girlfriend there and that will be it my friends, oh I forgot some special made meat slab shoes so her trotters don't hang over the sides.... will alllllllll be so so so lovely and its alllllll down to her sheep. Poor buggers.I was just doing some cleaning (no filming because who wants to watch that!) and realised that Charlotte has cats but you never see her mention cleaning the litter tray - or feeding them come to think of it! - and it has really irritated me for some reason. She’s the annoying type of cat owner that doesn’t have a litter tray and is happy for them to do their business in her neighbours garden. Happy for you to mention it on your stories and show otherwise Char!
even Mrs meldrum sometimes talks about cleaning the guinea pigs out!
(inspired by my most hated task of cleaning the litter tray...)
even Mrs meldrum sometimes talks about cleaning the guinea pigs out!
(inspired by my most hated task of cleaning the litter tray...)
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