Can someone else do a recap? I would but I’m so so busy and I need to go roll my Easter eggs, and then after all that exertion go settle down on my green velvet sofa of dreams, with its Midsize-shaped arse patch ready waiting for me, and relax with a brew vat of Prosecco delivered to me by the man I love 🥱
Pathetic parent, shite content, but unintentionally hilarious ‘I’ve not been poorly for ages’
So were you lying all the other times absolute fanny of a woman
“Poorly” again!!! Apparently hasn’t been poorly in ages. She’s poorly more times than my toddler who goes to nursery and picks up every bug going.
Of course she’s also poorly whilst the children are off.
I can understand her catching something off her children, but there’s really something wrong if she’s always getting this poorly when she’s literally around no one to catch anything off.
Surely she doesn’t think Mark’s family invented the rolling of eggs at Easter?! I know she worships him but I think Jesus might have been involved with the symbolic rolling. Or does she mean Mark’s family lobbed chocolate eggs down a flight of stairs and that’s their tradition?! How does any of that make him a great Dad as she claims