Charlotte Louise Taylor #28 Bum cheeks roasting on a roaring plant stand

[And_that's_okay!]

Someone had to do it but it feels so wrong doing my own. Anyway, here's to me @And_that's_okay!

Charlotte ripped our her old fireplace and replaced it with a plant stand with a shelf and mirror on the top - it looks shite.

Old thread: https://tattle.life/threads/charlot...-the-lies-we-know-you-ate-all-the-pies.35437/

Recap!

So where we do start?

Charlotte's had her nails done weekly. Her awful chubby club fingers with a blob of playdoh on the end fingering her food with her sleeves over her hands are more Nigella Awful than Lawson. She's introduced us all to a new British delicacy; grated cheese on instant noodles. Just call her Heston Blubbyarse. Mark's still getting a la carte - yes he's still giving one to the cart donkey when she's had a drink which she's done less of recently. Rumour had it she was pregnant but in reality; she's just got the gut of a pregnant rhinoceros.

It's been a green month. Green living room. Green dresses. Gangrene seeping from her mankey eye ball. We were exposed to a close up of Mark's scrotum but were relieved when it turned out to be Charlotte's eye ball.

Merlin is still depressed.

The kids are still bleeping annoying.

The family are coming for Christmas and they've got nowhere to sit. The Hostess is hosting, in her home, yeah she's hosting. Did I say she's hosting? The 'Hostess is Grotesque' one may say.

Anyone else wanna add....sure I've missed loads.

 

[Blondie]

Kids are still malnourished!
Now pimping her grandparents out for ads.
Charlotte/Hagrid/Beast/Charpaldi/Meatloafs twin

 

[Sure. name changed]

Tbf the kids will be eating pepperamis and crisps in the room with the weird dog so loads of room.

 

[iLoveNectarines]

Says shes holding back on christmas breakfast... but they have smoked salmon, bacon, sausages, bagels and chocolate croissants they are such greedy, greedy pigs

 

[Booklover]

Someone had to do it but it feels so wrong doing my own. Anyway, here's to me @And_that's_okay!

Charlotte ripped our her old fireplace and replaced it with a plant stand with a shelf and mirror on the top - it looks shite.

Old thread: https://tattle.life/threads/charlot...-the-lies-we-know-you-ate-all-the-pies.35437/

Recap!

So where we do start?

Charlotte's had her nails done weekly. Her awful chubby club fingers with a blob of playdoh on the end fingering her food with her sleeves over her hands are more Nigella Awful than Lawson. She's introduced us all to a new British delicacy; grated cheese on instant noodles. Just call her Heston Blubbyarse. Mark's still getting a la carte - yes he's still giving one to the cart donkey when she's had a drink which she's done less of recently. Rumour had it she was pregnant but in reality; she's just got the gut of a pregnant rhinoceros.

It's been a green month. Green living room. Green dresses. Gangrene seeping from her mankey eye ball. We were exposed to a close up of Mark's scrotum but were relieved when it turned out to be Charlotte's eye ball.

Merlin is still depressed.

The kids are still bleeping annoying.

The family are coming for Christmas and they've got nowhere to sit. The Hostess is hosting, in her home, yeah she's hosting. Did I say she's hosting? The 'Hostess is Grotesque' one may say.

Anyone else wanna add....sure I've missed loads.

Thanks for doing a recap.
Also not to forget, poor Charl has been poorly, she's still talking about Covid and lockdown! And there's been a deleting spree of comments on YouTube. But she still leaves creepy Carol Creamer's up!!!
Still giving the kids tit food and sparrow sized portions for dinner. Still pimping the kids out for ads and now the poor grandparents have been exploited too!

 

[West95]

Why on earth had she uploaded 3 videos in the past day, 2 of them being food hauls Can't even be bothered to schedule her videos properly

 

[Eskimogem]

Fab accurate recap.
Not forgetting, she's been poorly, she's still talking about Covid and she's been on a deleting spree of comments on YouTube. But leaves creepy Carol Creamer's up!!!

How could we forget Charl having the worlds worst case of flu, that definitely wasn’t a cold…. even though she was still able to put make up on and go to Costa. She’s a medical marvel.

 

[CeeCee1000]

Just watched the Tesco haul, it’s all pretty standard, the video could’ve been half the length the amount of waffling she does! Would probably have been more helpful a few days ago although I understand she doesn’t want to buy things too far in advance. Also would be more useful if she HAD planned the meals between Christmas and NY so people could take inspiration. Otherwise it’s a bit like a random ‘this is what I bought’ and not helpful to others really.

So funny when she says she won’t really do a breakfast and then discusses smoked salmon, cream cheese, bagels, croissants, sausages, bacon!!!!

 

[99lemons]

Don’t forget her continued consistent editing of her body in photos and contortionist poses in front of mirrors to try to pretend she’s still a size 13 Add 10 on and you’re about there.

nowt wrong with larger sizes. Just stop the constant LYING

 

[ivebeenherebefore]

I’ve just watched her food haul and me and my husband had a bet that she’d say the word “host” or “hosting” at least 5 times…she mentions it 6 times!
Do you know she’s hosting this year?

 

[Shoegal17]

If that’s not doing breakfast what would doing breakfast be! imagine 11 people all using the loo right off the kitchen table

 

[snickerdoodle]

Says shes holding back on christmas breakfast... but they have smoked salmon, bacon, sausages, bagels and chocolate croissants they are such greedy, greedy pigs

I seriously cannot get over the amount of food this family consumes Well, the kids don’t, as we’ve seen their measly portions. So it must all be her and Mark. It’s a disgusting amount of rich food, their toilet bowls must be a right state

 

[countryisbroken]

What an absolute twit of a woman! The way she says host just irritates me sooooo much

 

[Gossngiggles]

Thank you for the thread. Proper laughing at the recap.

 

[pitstop112000]

I bet she will feed the kids on trays first, then while their attached to screens she will host the adults at the dining table, or have a buffet dinner set up on the counter.

 

[Scotblock]

Where the duck do they put all that food. It was making me sick watching it They are certainly a family of eaters aren’t they.

 

[pitstop112000]

I just dont understand the amount of food the kids eat the portions are tiny

 

[Llamabama]

Is Daisy deaf/partially deaf? I honestly don’t mean that as a piss take it’s just a genuine question after hearing her speak

 

[Gossngiggles]

Where the duck do they put all that food. It was making me sick watching it They are certainly a family of eaters aren’t they.

The food is going here

Actually shocking when you look at the difference between this actual photo of her and the ones she posts herself. There’s putting a flattering photo of yourself up publicly and then there is pure deception. That is what pisses me off about her, because she claims body positivity etc and then basically posts a different persons body,

 

[skylark13]

Loving the thread title and that recap is absolute comedy gold. Totally en pointe.

No wonder she is the size of a house.

So funny when she says she won’t really do a breakfast and then discusses smoked salmon, cream cheese, bagels, croissants, sausages, bacon!!!!

I watched the beginning of her Christmas Tesco haul before I had to stop because it was giving me full on rage combined with wanting to vom. The sight of her ugly weird nails with the dreadful manicure fingering her groceries literally makes me want to throw up