Charlotte Louise Taylor #26 Children are for life, not just for content

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I can’t imagine wanting to read anything she recommends as she has a brain (and body) like mashed potato. She’s just so bland and uninspiring.
 
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They are both as equally minging as eachother. That’s some ugly sex right there. Imagine her in her size 14 cheese grater thongs, there a whole lot of Charlotte that will be spilling out the sides there!!!!
Do you reckon she’s top or bottom? Or god fucking forbid doggy
I reckon they’re a lights out under the cover spoon situation. No way is she riding that lil twig of a man, she’d break his wee skinny penis in two
 
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Do you reckon she’s top or bottom? Or god fucking forbid doggy
I reckon they’re a lights out under the cover spoon situation. No way is she riding that lil twig of a man, she’d break his wee skinny penis in two
She’s on top. Mark 100% just lays there on his back and let’s her have at it! Christ - imagine it…….. the gurn face…… her grunting away like a pig hunting truffles….. “oheeerr Maaaarrrrrk, I think im gunna come… and that’s ok, I think, coz I proper fancy you, ohhhhhhh MAAAAAARRRRKKKKKK”

 
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Do you reckon she’s top or bottom? Or god fucking forbid doggy
I reckon they’re a lights out under the cover spoon situation. No way is she riding that lil twig of a man, she’d break his wee skinny penis in two
Bottom definitely. Too lazy to go on top. She’d have her Apple Watch on all the time and make sure she shared how many calories she’d burnt and how “her rings are now full” (or closed, whatever it is)
 
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Bottom definitely. Too lazy to go on top. She’d have her Apple Watch on all the time and make sure she shared how many calories she’d burnt and how “her rings are now full” (or closed, whatever it is)
Nah. I definitely think she gives it some, she thinks shes unreal. Getting her pout on and grinding her size 13 body
 
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I'm crying at all your comments

All I can hear in my mind is Charlotte's sickly, squeaky voice saying 'higher' as she begs for Mark to go 'higher' whilst taking her from behind. I bet he grabs onto those spaniel ears as they sway to and fro in the air.

That bed must be robust. Size of her and his beer gut.

Maybe they'll create an Only Fans....

She’d have her Apple Watch on all the time and make sure she shared how many calories she’d burnt and how “her rings are now full” (or closed, whatever it is)
I'm sat laughing out fucking loud here
 
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What is she on about??? I swear she’s not all there.
really passionate about musicals but this is the first time she’s been to one since Covid???? We’ve been able to get out and about for over a year now. I went and saw 3 London Broadway shows over summer ffs
‘Super busy day’ ????? Going to the tip and post office is not super busy. Glad she managed to ‘work’ around it though, god forbid she wasn’t able to upload her insta pics and captions
 
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Nope it's doggy, he's got her faced away so he can pretend it's one of them men in the pornhub videos he watches when Charlottes passed out on the sofa after too much wine.

So grim though I can imagine his face don't change, serial killer vibes all the time start to finish.
 
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Why does she think the aftermath of having a new sofa delivered is classed as being busy and they’ll be knackered? Are they that lazy and unfit that she’ll get a sweat on building an ikea flat pack tv unit?!
 
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Why has she built and put furniture in the room along with her tat on the top when they still need to put the carpet down ? Why can't she just leave it until the carpet is down and that sofa is in
 
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Why has she built and put furniture in the room along with her tat on the top when they still need to put the carpet down ? Why can't she just leave it until the carpet is down and that sofa is in
I was just thinking this. I could slightly understand assembling the furniture so she can get the room sorted quickly tomorrow (you know, because of her busy job), but she seems to be filling the cupboards with crap already, that surely doesn’t make sense!
 
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Who tf would build furniture and lay it there all done up the day before the carpet is being laid ! What a dumb bitch !
 
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ikea furniture doesn’t really do very well with being moved all over the place. Would have been much better to build once the carpet was in. Todays job should have been giving everywhere in that room a very good clean pre new caroet being laid. Doesn’t seem to have been any sort of priority
 
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