First visit to the dentist and Noah asked what he likes to eat. Chips. And gravy. Like his Mamma. Bet the dentist was shaking his head in disgust after they left. But hey as a reward let’s have a sugary ice-cream.
In the story about how he bashed his face I swear Noah said ‘guys’ just copying what she always says
So she is even filming medical appointments now? Jesus does no one in that house believe in any privacy. I presume Noah has consented to his medical history being in the public domain? It just blows my mind that people have no issue with their health being content.
If I were the dentist I would have refused to look at him with her camera recording. I don’t care the ethics around that. It’s pathetic and is nothing but a thick chav who wouldn’t even make the cut for Jeremy Kyle.
I felt like her story at Noah about falling over was her trying to control the narrative - I’m not sure that is how he actually hurt himself. It was all a little bit ‘the lady doth protest too much’.
If I were the dentist I would have refused to look at him with her camera recording. I don’t care the ethics around that. It’s pathetic and is nothing but a thick chav who wouldn’t even make the cut for Jeremy Kyle.
I felt like her story at Noah about falling over was her trying to control the narrative - I’m not sure that is how he actually hurt himself. It was all a little bit ‘the lady doth protest too much’.
Ahhh I'm with you on that one now that you say it. I just thought she was being her normal self and chatting crap but I think your most definitely right
Jessie Christ nothing is safe from her filming it, I don’t think my dentist would be happy if I got my camera out and started filming when I take my boys to the dentist. No1 wants to see her shite content especially if her child at the dentist
That was his first time. The dentist was probably mortified at his rotten fangs! He probably took one look at her 'Wallace & Gromit' teeth and pissed himself laughing.
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I think it's a joke that Jude's already being palmed off to nursery once a week because "she can't get anything done". She does absolutely fuck all. I can completely understand it if you're a working mum but her?
I would have given my right arm to have spent all day at home when my kids were that young as time goes so quickly but I was concentrating on my salon and it's bloody hard work juggling. She probably had Our Trace around this morning as she can't cope on her own getting out of the house with two of them.
That was his first time. The dentist was probably mortified at his rotten fangs! He probably took one look at her 'Wallace & Gromit' teeth and pissed himself laughing.
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I think it's a joke that Jude's already being palmed off to nursery once a week because "she can't get anything done". She does absolutely fuck all. I can completely understand it if you're a working mum but her?
I would have given my right arm to have spent all day at home when my kids were that young as time goes so quickly but I was concentrating on my salon and it's bloody hard work juggling. She probably had Our Trace around this morning as she can't cope on her own getting out of the house with two of them.
In all fairness to poor Jude, at least he might get some interaction with normal adults at nursery not one that’s eye fucking herself and her gleaming gnashers at every opportunity