Why in the picture of her ‘ultra dark tanning mousse’ ad does she claim it’s streak free, doesn’t come off in the pool, non patchy etc etc… when she has a massive streak down her leg!!!!
Charlotte Dawson #24 Pob's a plasterer, Slob's a disaster, all Nowhere eats is choc choc & pasta!
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She thinks we are jealous
chazz your mum is a benefit cheat who sold all your old dads life long possessions to fund her old dried up freeloading fanny---
The fat police man out of hot fuzzShe seems well bored, probably because she can't drink and has to mind noah while Matt and the belleh man get pissed . He looks like someone , that big guy and I cannot think who
No that's actually just made me borkthats absolutely disgusting!
LOL yes, plus I love that film, it’s hilarious!She thinks we are jealous
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The fat police man out of hot fuzz
Pobs mate reminds me of this funny chap.
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It's Gazza's mate Jimmy "five bellies" Gardner.
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Disgusting fat greedy twitPob's mate is downing a pint in one! I bet Chazza is hating this cheap holiday!! Meanwhile, she's probably still stuck on her phone reminiscing!!
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Pob's lost a fair bit of weight since xmas - you can really see it start to show now. It actually goes to show just how much of a scam her diet is. He's been showing his food, his exercise his cold water baths etc and he hasn't got anything to flog. Chazza did none of that, she just expected you to chough up for a diet plan of Tesco ready meals where they've counted the calories for you!Pob's mate is downing a pint in one! I bet Chazza is hating this cheap holiday!! Meanwhile, she's probably still stuck on her phone reminiscing!!
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Can you direct me to the info about the MC? I read through the wiki but couldn’t find anythingToo quick though wasn't she to mention somebody said "she had stubbed a cigarette out on his cheek" - which NOBODY ever suggested. She is one vile bleeping witch lying about that miscarriage. I hope I have explained it all in detail in the Wiki with all the evidence stacked against her claims of one. I suffered one at 10 weeks and NEVER acted like that witch. I dislike her for lying. She insults EVERY woman who has miscarried.
Disgusting. If you’re desperately trying for a baby you normally know as early as possible because you’re tracking/obsessing over your cycle. It took us a long time and a miscarriage before we had our son and I knew I was pregnant as early as possible, there’s no way she didn’t know on NYE.Well spotted jen! Got it clearly! That's going to go on the Wiki.
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Also, just collating photos for the New Year's Eve Party and she was drinking then too. I think she found out she was pregnant whilst she was in the Panto.
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She is disgusting. She clearly doesn't give a tit about the baby in regard to her diet, booze, etc. Clearly not the behaviour of a woman to have 'a much waited for rainbow baby'.
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Pob singing Agadoo to Nowhere.
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I bet she sticks out like a sore thumb doing Tanning Thursdays around that tiny pool!
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At least it looks like an actual baby bump now and not just a flabby gut.I wouldn't worry about your stretchmarks Chazza, I'd be more concerned about those droopy spaniel's ears. They'll be swinging around her kneecaps soon!
Put 'em away love ffs!
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Page 2 of the wiki, starts with Noah’s accident.
Imagine having a stroll down to the pool when you’re on your holiday and coming across this! FfsI wouldn't worry about your stretchmarks Chazza, I'd be more concerned about those droopy spaniel's ears. They'll be swinging around her kneecaps soon!
Put 'em away love ffs!
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she doesn’t have a clue. As for her tit diet and boozing while pregnant she should be ashamed. Pob should be making sure she looks after their baby too
OMG are they sharing the apartment with the other couple??? Pobs gone off for a run and she’s moaning about being woken up by 2 kids jumping on her bed and looks like 5 bellehs is signing in the bathroom. This is hilarious - she must think she’s living a nightmare . You’ve hit comedy gold at last Chazza!
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I bet the lowlife has a couple of drinks whenever she goes anywhere. She can't help herself. She puts her own needs before Noahs so this baby is no different. Shes been spotted drinking quite a few times now and I highly doubt she sticks to one.
She doesn't deserve kids shes such a lousy mother. He's as bad as well. Cares about his own health and wellbeing but balls to his childrens.
She doesn't deserve kids shes such a lousy mother. He's as bad as well. Cares about his own health and wellbeing but balls to his childrens.
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OMG that's sooo funny! How broke are they? All 6 of them in his dad's 2 bed timeshare! This is karma!OMG are they sharing the apartment with the other couple??? Pobs gone off for a run and she’s moaning about being woken up by 2 kids jumping on her bed and looks like 5 bellehs is signing in the bathroom. This is hilarious - she must think she’s living a nightmare
It's so obvious she's not enjoying her holiday because she CAN'T GET PISSED!! She lives for her partying, she'll be resenting the others who are enjoying themselves!
Page two - after Noah's accident.
Poor, lonely Noah.
Yet again eating synthetic spag bol (and yes in that cafe it will be from a jar), no one sitting with him just his dad filming him from another table where he's eating alone? I'm wondering if the way this boy shoves food down his throat like he hasn't eaten for days is a comfort eating thing? He seems to be starving all the time?
Congrats to his nursery for teaching him how to use cutlery, though I doubt they use full size adult cutlery like his useless parents give him (but they're doing their best
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Yet again eating synthetic spag bol (and yes in that cafe it will be from a jar), no one sitting with him just his dad filming him from another table where he's eating alone? I'm wondering if the way this boy shoves food down his throat like he hasn't eaten for days is a comfort eating thing? He seems to be starving all the time?
Congrats to his nursery for teaching him how to use cutlery, though I doubt they use full size adult cutlery like his useless parents give him (but they're doing their best
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OMG, listen to Noah shouting! They're really going to have a job on their hands with him and it's their own doing. None of my kids shouted at us like that because they were taught discipline and manners. She is HATING this holiday!!! I cannot believe they're all in that tiny apartment together!!!
Why is he on his own?? For godsake sit with him! I know you want to let your hair down because you’re on holiday, but being a parent comes first! What is it with these thick pig tit “influencers?” Having a camera shoved in these kids faces all the time, I wonder what the long term effects will be?
Pob's certainly much fitter and looking after himself more so why isn't he ensuring Nowhere eats better?
Chazza's face though when 'Jimmy Five Bellies' downs another pint!!! Priceless!
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Lol!!
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Chazza's face though when 'Jimmy Five Bellies' downs another pint!!! Priceless!
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Lol!!
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Noah's sitting with that other little girl and her mum. Chazza is making herself look busy whilst the other woman is on her own with them. I bet Chazza looks down her nose at her.Poor, lonely Noah.
Yet again eating synthetic spag bol (and yes in that cafe it will be from a jar), no one sitting with him just his dad filming him from another table where he's eating alone? I'm wondering if the way this boy shoves food down his throat like he hasn't eaten for days is a comfort eating thing? He seems to be starving all the time?
Congrats to his nursery for teaching him how to use cutlery, though I doubt they use full size adult cutlery like his useless parents give him (but they're doing their best
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