Recap:
We started the last thread off with Nowhere dancing on the kitchen worktop for a stupid TikTok and a video for OK of Chazza and Pob showing us around Castle Greyskull with a very awkward looking Pob. She did another Q&A with questions made up by herself and went to the clinic with Our Trace for a GD test. She also made a ridiculous claim that her Belleh Blaster diet scam helped her to get pregnant! Just shut up ffs!!
She was going to start toilet training Nowhere but as it's too cold, she is now starting in the summer. Surely that doesn't make any difference as the child is always half-dressed anyway? Her GD test came back and she was OK which was a miracle with the amount of crap she continues to shovel down her neck at any given opportunity!!
There was another moan at the 'trollz' and she will continue to show off her fat belleh whether they like it or not. She even gave the V sign out again and gave everybody a glimpse of her back fat too!
Slob and Pob went on a grifted 'date night' to a spa with her continuously showing that she was drinking 'Nosecco' and Pob looking a right
twit in a face mask. She even went in the hot tub on two separate occasions, although pregnant women are advised not to, and continued to shovel in cakes, biscuits and a massive Chinese.
They had the 'baby reveal' with a few balloons from Sammy Shitstain which was very, very underwhelming to say the least. They then set off for London. Pob put up on his IG about 'knocking on trolls' doors and confronting them'. This was swiftly taken down but unfortunately we have no receipt of this. (Be quicker next time or it didn't happen! We need receipts!!) He then shared footage of an elderly neighbour knocking at his front door complaining about the noise he was making when dropping weights on the floor in the garage. What a prick you are Pob.
Once in Docklands, they spent all their time cooped up in the room with poor Nowhere staring out of the window.
Chazza had her hair done but couldn't go to the event as she forgot to pack an outfit. Apparently, there appear to be no shops or cabs in London so she couldn't actually go out and buy one!! Lazy
witch.
She had yet another moan about a Daily Mail article and was angered by the general public's truthful comments about her. You're not liked and irrelevant - get over it!
She celebrated International Women's Day by putting up a clip of her wearing breast pads and a sanitary towel after she had Nowhere.
When the snow arrived, Nowhere was asking for his hat and coat to go out and play in it. She said it was too cold. The next day she put up a two second clip of him on the patio but not actually playing in it. She put up photographs though of herself standing in the snow looking like a Russian hooker on crack waiting for a punter. Put it away love ffs!!
Nowhere's speech is slighly improving and is constantly being told to kiss her 'bumperlicious'. In one clip he was seen to pinch it and then smack it. There is still no sign of him actually getting his own bedroom.
Carry on folks!
