Doris Day was SO charming in this role. Absolutely gutted that any choreo for Jane (which is kind of essential imo) will go down the drain because Gary can only stomp.Ain’t no way she’s doing all this while maintaining a believable accent and also delivering the required comedic timing of the character. Calamity Jane is one of my favourite movies and I just can’t imagine her doing The Face in every scene and screeching her way through the Secret Love and Black Hills of Dakota.
She can always get pregnant again after seeing the tour flopping and call it an accident and use it as an excuse to justify her epic failure as an MT leading actress. After all, we know how fertile she is and how once is all they need.So I guess we can safely assume that John won't be getting to reimpregnate her any time soon then, since she's now booked through to September 2025. No siblings for Marvellous Maisie for now.
Can't imagine her hopping about the set, up on bars etc... most stationary calamity ever. Just walking around the stage pulling The Face. Calamity is high high energy!!Ain’t no way she’s doing all this while maintaining a believable accent and also delivering the required comedic timing of the character. Calamity Jane is one of my favourite movies and I just can’t imagine her doing The Face in every scene and screeching her way through the Secret Love and Black Hills of Dakota.
I wouldn't disagree except we were meant to buy her transforming into a great beauty in Cinderella so I guess audiences will have to pretend for this too!I’m not into musicals but I looked up the story and the movie and can’t see Carrie fitting this role: she’s fat and looks old which is the opposite of what she’s supposed to look like. Looks are important for roles, honestly can’t imagine her transforming and being called beautifullike in the movie:
I won’t even go over her lack of dancing, acting and singing skills because it’s been covered by many people before me. But even if she had those skills, she still wouldn’t look the part.
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She can always get pregnant again after seeing the tour flopping and call it an accident and use it as an excuse to justify her epic failure as an MT leading actress. After all, we know how fertile she is and how once is all they need.
I think Bonnie and Clyde was a bit too niche with an obsessive London based fanbase that made the producers think there was more demand than there was. Went to see it in Manchester and seemed fairly full but there wasn't any big names in it.If Bonnie and Clyde didn't sell well then I cant see this doing well at all. I'm a massive musical theatre fan but this doesn't interest me at all, I don't think I could even name you one song from the show.
Why does her face look like AI has gone mad on it
I worked on this back in 2014 as PR for one of the venues. It got really good reviews 4/5 stars from most of the journalists who came to see it. Will be interesting to see how Carrie does. Last time, it was some guy from Emmerdale starring with her but Jason Donovan did Annie Get Your Gun around the same time so maybe he'll end up back in it.Hmmm you are right! Same director and some of the same shit artwork, which looks like it's been reused from Five Guys Named Moe or Seven Brides posters or something. So I guess this is a reawakening of that same tour.
So Carrie can't claim to be OG for this version, that honour is with Jodie Prenger.
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It looks so awfulHave you seen the teaser trailer?
Nope, I keep them very separate. However, I know people on the WE follow here, and must obviously talk. A former cast member in a current WE show specifically tracked down my personal insta and blocked me, after I witnessed something they did and mentioned it here, so it’s not entirely impossible word gets around about us here.Is your IG anything like your Tattle username?
I wonder if she searches IG for Tattle users and blocks them!
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