John was clearly at work on the due date to rival all due dates. Carrie must be fuming
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Shrek looked angry on the train because Carrie is trying everything to induce her baby and Joel suggested intercourse and she said “…I’m good lol”
Also notice carrie and gi did the podcast over zoom. They live walking distance from each other surely they could’ve done it from one of their houses if Carrie refuses to commute to the studio?!
so weird.
so weird.
They used to live walking distance from each other, but Tom and Gi moved close to where Matt Willis and Emma live, in Hertfordshire (I think?). But yeah, they could have done it in a studio.
So, no sign of little Madrid Munich Manchester Montague yet?
Welcome to being 96% of women who don’t give birth on their due date Carrie 
I’m now throwing my hat into the ring that she’ll have the baby next Sunday and be gushing about how special it is to share Mothers Day with the birth of Mildred Margoles Montague (you know, that very moveable date every year - the one my delightful daughter’s birthday has decided to fall on this year, hence I’ll be spending my Mothers Day weekend throwing a party for her, going swimming at the leisure centre and living it up at Pizza Express), and how THIS IS THE FIRST MOTHERS DAY BABY TO BE BORN IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD 
I’m now throwing my hat into the ring that she’ll have the baby next Sunday and be gushing about how special it is to share Mothers Day with the birth of Mildred Margoles Montague (you know, that very moveable date every year - the one my delightful daughter’s birthday has decided to fall on this year, hence I’ll be spending my Mothers Day weekend throwing a party for her, going swimming at the leisure centre and living it up at Pizza Express
), and how THIS IS THE FIRST MOTHERS DAY BABY TO BE BORN IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD 
I think we should just stick to a rotation of three random words that start with the same letter as the actual name
Marmite Marcellina McDonald's
Palladium Papercut Pomegranate
Woolworths Wisteria Wellington
Lillypad Linguistics Lavender
...
She might have prerecorded lots of content to post that will cover the arrival of Temu Fletcher-Montague...unlikely as that would force her to be organised but she would love to have one up on the haters
Oh I do like Palladium! It's just so ... perfectly extra. And a permanent reminder of the late great Bruce "Nice To See You ..." Forsyth; the annual panto (that she's never been in); that time that seat filling services casually sold it out for her, AND stage dooring with Mustscarper!
Rosie Redflags Revenge-baby
Her TikTok acting classes make me laugh. I have seen better acting on TikTok in a ten second snippet of a song. The fact that she’s a “professional actress” who’s been doing this for years.
#theface
#theface
Someone posted Joel on stage at just for one day last night, think that'll be the tell really
Joel's going to need to update his chalkboard
It's a day after her due date (which is always nothing but an estimation) so I bet Carrie will start moaning about Stranded Stand-down #Soproud Montague being soooo overdue.
Exactly, I think she cracked on not posting and being mysterious yesterday because it got to the point that Joel was at work, no announcement for his cover so the jig was up.
Was he texting TFL demanding the DIVIDENDS?
I wonder how it works with Joel's paternity leave considering he is currently doing Just For One Day and assume he is still under contract for Hamilton
Does he have to wait for a phone call saying Carrie's about to pop and then off he goes?
Does he have to wait for a phone call saying Carrie's about to pop and then off he goes?
Probably complaining to the hospital that Carebear didn’t get to stomp her feet and get the extra special due date
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