Carrie Hope Fletcher #83 What’sOnStage? Not Carrie, for much longer!

[kev1974]

So when they pontificated "WE WILL NOT BE HAVING A GENDER REVEAL, OH NO, NOT US". And subsequently went on to do a very public gender reveal with the unironed Disney dress on Instagram. She HAD already had a private gender reveal, with the Crown Jewels cast (since the show finished weeks ago now, we know that the gathering in the video was at least several weeks ago as well, before the Honeymoan).

Man she is such a LIAR.

 

[Emxxx]

I'll go as the pilot who doesn't usually works Sundays because he listens to elaine page.

 

[allthemyths]

Ahhh, so it’s about Mr Oliver Ormson then—unrequited and obsessive. Gotta appreciate the honesty.

 

[Lilykins]

but I thought she had the WORST anxiety about it and hated performing as herself….??! Is that all forgotten now?

 

[MysteryGuessed]

I’m going as the sundried tomato in Carrie’s wedding flower crown.

 

[ruthg19]

lol at this shady response on twitter

 

[JarvisCockerSpaniel]

Is she JOKING?! why the hell would you plan something like that before you have any idea what life is going to look like post baby?! She probably thinks since the baby won’t be a newborn anymore then jobs a good un. Fuck weaning issues, sleep regressions, potential not to take a bottle… the arrogance that it’ll be able to just slot into her life like a fucking tamagotchi that she just has to remember to feed every now and then is absolutely staggering.

 

[DaisySims89]

Oh please, I bet she wishes she was married to Oliver and having his baby
Also, the person she is now is...not great

 

[nymeria]

I work at healthcare and let me tell you… Unfortunately I have encountered professionals who have very limited patience and empathy towards patients. But those professionals are very consistently rude to everyone equally. If a doctor/nurse is usually nice to patients but they’re been not so nice to you, there’s been something wrong in your attitude towards them.

 

[polkamoon]

10/10 thread title from @awkwardjellyfish

Carrie is still the only person who’s ever been pregnant, and spent her honeymoon posting stories to her super special subscribers. She’s also pregnant did you know?

 

[mognoms]

I don't know if anybody's seen this already but I thought it was the funniest fucking thing. Retweeting a gigantic paragraph about meanies on the internet with the "feel like pure shit just want her back" guy

 

[summerstrallenshat]

Late to the party, but I will be going as Summer Strallen's Hat.

 

[adventureisoutthere]

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Interesting… this question isn’t in the usual answer box as it is far too long to be a real question asked. Goes against the maximum character count (I tested, you can only go as far as “ask”) so showing that she has asked that one herself in order to put that long response.

 

[RudeDog]

Forget Kim Kardashian, 2023's Arse of the year is

Mangelina Joelie

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[Mark81]

Like most influencers and minor celebs (Inc her brother) I think the temptation to monetise her child will prove too strong.

 

[Clover123]

I personally will be going as Winnie the Pooh's honeypot, although I'm not sure what size that is xoxo

 

[apples38]

After Carrie's 'everyone ages a lot in 10 years' rants I thought I'd do a little comparison with a few ither theatre people. I've tried to be as fair as possible and not use her worst or others best.

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Stone cold dropping Oli in there

 

[haggis_head]

The winnie the pooh hunny pot thing is really annoying me. It's so ridiculous. Like, what size is that??

 

[picklesprout]

I think I’ll go as the engaged balloon and loom about in the corner

 

[mxllie2012]

I’m gunna go as a WOS award labelled “not for Carrie”