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People used to like CS on LoL for her Ice princess vibe and her zingy one-liners. Now that she is just an over-inflated LA/Miami wannabe with no posh friends and no more (admittedly tenuous) connection to British aristocracy, she really comes across as nothing more than a boring washed up reality star. Her daily life is woefully sad and empty. Aside from flogging pet food and dodgy crypto BS, she does nothing. And certainly nothing of any interest. No charity work, no interesting hobby, not a doting mother/daughter/wife, doesn’t create any sort of art or even interesting content. Her fashion sense is nonexistent. All she can really serve up these days is her ability to get shitfaced and shake her boobs in people’s faces. It’s all becoming rather pathetic, and made worse by the fact that she seems to believe that people actually love her and are eating this up. And having your daughter toast you as “everybody’s favorite MILF” basically just broke the cringe-meter!!
 
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Honestly, I am totally floored this is being allowed to be filmed and shown in the UAE, when you have lived in the UAE you are aware of what is acceptable and not acceptable, and foul language and sexual slurs are a crime.


https://www.archive.is/oldest/https...feb/09/shezanne-cassim-jail-uae-youtube-video, jailed for doing a sketch about dubai youths.
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-leicestershire-41345036. arrested for flipping the finger
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...tained-facebook-post-love-rival-a8865121.html, arrested for calling her ex husbands new wife a horse face.
https://metro.co.uk/2021/02/04/brit...or-swearing-at-flatmate-on-whatsapp-14019865/, arrested for using the F word in a private WhatsApp message.
You are so right I didn't even think about that! Let's see what happens once the show airs as am sure it's going to be bashed by the a) locals of the upper echelon and b) by the government. Regarding the upper echalon of Dubai, they are already shunned down now it's going to be worse.

People used to like CS on LoL for her Ice princess vibe and her zingy one-liners. Now that she is just an over-inflated LA/Miami wannabe with no posh friends and no more (admittedly tenuous) connection to British aristocracy, she really comes across as nothing more than a boring washed up reality star. Her daily life is woefully sad and empty. Aside from flogging pet food and dodgy crypto BS, she does nothing. And certainly nothing of any interest. No charity work, no interesting hobby, not a doting mother/daughter/wife, doesn’t create any sort of art or even interesting content. Her fashion sense is nonexistent. All she can really serve up these days is her ability to get shitfaced and shake her boobs in people’s faces. It’s all becoming rather pathetic, and made worse by the fact that she seems to believe that people actually love her and are eating this up. And having your daughter toast you as “everybody’s favorite MILF” basically just broke the cringe-meter!!
Absolutely correct. All the others have something going for them professionally except her. Thus her storyline of the wedding probably.
 
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There must have been high level talks between Bravo and the Dubai film commission (or whatever they call it there) before green lighting this show. My impression is that the UAE is leaning into its Vegas-of-the-middle east vibe by approving this show. I mean, the Emiratis obviously would have watched other Housewife franchises and would know how raunchy and salacious the show can be. So they are either willfully approving of that or at the very least they are looking the other way in the interest of marketing themselves as a destination. The question is will it come back to bite them once the trashy behavior starts airing? It’s clearly a major shift in overall attitude because back when sex and the city 2 was filming and their escapades were set in Dubai, the film had to shoot in Morocco as a stand in location because Dubai thought the film was too racy and didn’t approve filming there. Housewives makes SATC look like Shakespeare 😂
 
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There must have been high level talks between Bravo and the Dubai film commission (or whatever they call it there) before green lighting this show. My impression is that the UAE is leaning into its Vegas-of-the-middle east vibe by approving this show. I mean, the Emiratis obviously would have watched other Housewife franchises and would know how raunchy and salacious the show can be. So they are either willfully approving of that or at the very least they are looking the other way in the interest of marketing themselves as a destination. The question is will it come back to bite them once the trashy behavior starts airing? It’s clearly a major shift in overall attitude because back when sex and the city 2 was filming and their escapades were set in Dubai, the film had to shoot in Morocco as a stand in location because Dubai thought the film was too racy and didn’t approve filming there. Housewives makes SATC look like Shakespeare 😂
Wasnt it abu dhabi not dubai? Abu dhabi has aleays been mote conservative but dubai is definetly shifting its attitude and probably wants to attract to a wider audiencr
 
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There must have been high level talks between Bravo and the Dubai film commission (or whatever they call it there) before green lighting this show. My impression is that the UAE is leaning into its Vegas-of-the-middle east vibe by approving this show. I mean, the Emiratis obviously would have watched other Housewife franchises and would know how raunchy and salacious the show can be. So they are either willfully approving of that or at the very least they are looking the other way in the interest of marketing themselves as a destination. The question is will it come back to bite them once the trashy behavior starts airing? It’s clearly a major shift in overall attitude because back when sex and the city 2 was filming and their escapades were set in Dubai, the film had to shoot in Morocco as a stand in location because Dubai thought the film was too racy and didn’t approve filming there. Housewives makes SATC look like Shakespeare 😂
Absolutely, it had to be approved by the government, I just can't believe it !!

Sometime last year there was a BBC documentary about Dubai, I read somewhere, maybe here, that government 'minders' were with the crew all the time to make sure everything was approved by the government. It is beyond me that some government official likely approved the 'suck his d1ck' comment and the daughter with the MILF comment. I have said it previously, I think this is going to bring up a huge amount of bad publicity for the UAE.
 
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Totally agree with you SFV and others who think this is going to be a boondoggle for the UAE. I’ve already seen enough of Housewives rising camels. There was a missed opportunity here to cast more Middle Eastern women and African women. Instead we’re going to get a lot of showboating (and motorboating!) from CS and Cosmesergio who literally could not tell you the first thing about Emirati culture or history.
 
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Is it just me or does Caroline look different in the show preview v her Insta? She looks bigger (not that's she's big) and has a rounder face.. surely they don't filter every single video on Insta??
 
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Here for the fashion?😂😂😂 More likely here for the orthopaedic footwear!!!

People used to like CS on LoL for her Ice princess vibe and her zingy one-liners. Now that she is just an over-inflated LA/Miami wannabe with no posh friends and no more (admittedly tenuous) connection to British aristocracy, she really comes across as nothing more than a boring washed up reality star. Her daily life is woefully sad and empty. Aside from flogging pet food and dodgy crypto BS, she does nothing. And certainly nothing of any interest. No charity work, no interesting hobby, not a doting mother/daughter/wife, doesn’t create any sort of art or even interesting content. Her fashion sense is nonexistent. All she can really serve up these days is her ability to get shitfaced and shake her boobs in people’s faces. It’s all becoming rather pathetic, and made worse by the fact that she seems to believe that people actually love her and are eating this up. And having your daughter toast you as “everybody’s favorite MILF” basically just broke the cringe-meter!!
I thought she was a mean girl on LoL. She didn't come across as a nice person

Absolutely, it had to be approved by the government, I just can't believe it !!

Sometime last year there was a BBC documentary about Dubai, I read somewhere, maybe here, that government 'minders' were with the crew all the time to make sure everything was approved by the government. It is beyond me that some government official likely approved the 'suck his d1ck' comment and the daughter with the MILF comment. I have said it previously, I think this is going to bring up a huge amount of bad publicity for the UAE.
The bad publicity should be that you cant say what you want without fearing the govt or the authorities. Sounds like a very unpleasant place to live indeed.

There must have been high level talks between Bravo and the Dubai film commission (or whatever they call it there) before green lighting this show. My impression is that the UAE is leaning into its Vegas-of-the-middle east vibe by approving this show. I mean, the Emiratis obviously would have watched other Housewife franchises and would know how raunchy and salacious the show can be. So they are either willfully approving of that or at the very least they are looking the other way in the interest of marketing themselves as a destination. The question is will it come back to bite them once the trashy behavior starts airing? It’s clearly a major shift in overall attitude because back when sex and the city 2 was filming and their escapades were set in Dubai, the film had to shoot in Morocco as a stand in location because Dubai thought the film was too racy and didn’t approve filming there. Housewives makes SATC look like Shakespeare 😂
Too racy? Who do they think they are seriously? They need to come into the 21st century.

Her recent stories show a glimpse of her as a loving mum. And I do like how she loves her dogs! Nothing bad to say today.
 
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Jesus christ..Sergio interviewing her for for the Housewives in the bed...i couldn't understand a word he said..he speaks soo fast.

Cant imagine any other professional men interviewing their wives in bed...so bleeping embarrassing. Get a life!
 
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Is it just me or does Caroline look different in the show preview v her Insta? She looks bigger (not that's she's big) and has a rounder face.. surely they don't filter every single video on Insta??

Yes, I thought exactly the same. She looks so much heavier, her face is really full and she has a real middle aged look about her.
 
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Yes, I thought exactly the same. She looks so much heavier, her face is really full and she has a real middle aged look about her.
She needs to lay off the booze, eat properly and start training. But the best thing she should do is get rid of IQ27
 
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Wonder why’ve he keeps going for drives late at night (11.30m last night) recently? 🤔
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Oh where to begin with these two? Lets start with IQ27/DirtyJuan trying to do a simple video on that dreaded elementary youtube channel. He can't even get the sound correct, you can't hear him. This is the epitome of laziness that they both are laying in an unmade bed with microphones that don't work. You can't hear him but I am assuming she is already telling him to get ready - the attacks will begin once the show airs. He refers to her as a parent by saying - you brought me from childhood. Has rubber lips taken inventory of her life lately? She has married a immature, broke, needy, uneducated (not that education is everything, but he claims to have upper level education) financially unstable, unemployed, liar (he is, and admits it on podcast) that only success he has in the recent 3 years is following a married women with 3 children and a 18 year marrige to Dubai. There are so many red flags she should have seen. If the trailer is how she portrays herself/him/kids throughout the season then she is straight up trash. So she has her 16 year old daughter doing a toast to her mom the MILF (isn't that what every 16 year old thinks about thier mom?). The only speaking part of her so far on the trailer is when she tells her husband she hopes another women is ...sucking his d#@k. Wow, she really is class isn't she. She needs to lay off the booze, drugs, junk food, peddling anything that comes her way. The price she is paying to follow this dream of being famous is going to cost her everything. Nothing special about her- she is washed up!

She needs to lay off the booze, eat properly and start training. But the best thing she should do is get rid of IQ27
Exactly, what I just said. Dirty Juan in the past 3 years has bought nothing to the table - finacially or emotionally. In fact, she is a mean , spiteful women. Look at how she talks to this fool.

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Well after all he is her personal assistant. Perhaps her daughter needed tampons? Yeah, she was proud to tell us all on her podcast that she sends him out in the middle of the night to get those. Or pick her kids up because they don't want to stay at a sleepover. He is on call 24 hours a day being with her. The price he is paying for 15 minutes of fame.
 
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I was in London last week and thought about CS and how she could be there in that amazing city being herself and leading a normal life close to.friends and family. Instead she is stuck in the desert promoting dog food!!
 
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Yes, I thought exactly the same. She looks so much heavier, her face is really full and she has a real middle aged look about her.
I have been saying that for months. The filters she is using on her phone have her looking 25 years younger and 20 pounds lighter. There is no way she looks in person like she does on her instagram post. The amount of alcohol and food this women inhales is catching up with her. I am not body shaming her- I am latin with a full figure so I embrace a full body- but I am also not making my instagram pictures having me look thinner.

I was in London last week and thought about CS and how she could be there in that amazing city being herself and leading a normal life close to.friends and family. Instead she is stuck in the desert promoting dog food!!
It's amazing that she thinks she can single handly be the break out star of Dubai. In her delusional world she is the social status of Dubai. I can not wait to these women come after her. This isn't going to be like LOL where people were afraid to say anything to her. It looks like some of these women are ready to take her and her fake a toyboy on
 
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Oh where to begin with these two? Lets start with IQ27/DirtyJuan trying to do a simple video on that dreaded elementary youtube channel. He can't even get the sound correct, you can't hear him. This is the epitome of laziness that they both are laying in an unmade bed with microphones that don't work. You can't hear him but I am assuming she is already telling him to get ready - the attacks will begin once the show airs. He refers to her as a parent by saying - you brought me from childhood. Has rubber lips taken inventory of her life lately? She has married a immature, broke, needy, uneducated (not that education is everything, but he claims to have upper level education) financially unstable, unemployed, liar (he is, and admits it on podcast) that only success he has in the recent 3 years is following a married women with 3 children and a 18 year marrige to Dubai. There are so many red flags she should have seen. If the trailer is how she portrays herself/him/kids throughout the season then she is straight up trash. So she has her 16 year old daughter doing a toast to her mom the MILF (isn't that what every 16 year old thinks about thier mom?). The only speaking part of her so far on the trailer is when she tells her husband she hopes another women is ...sucking his d#@k. Wow, she really is class isn't she. She needs to lay off the booze, drugs, junk food, peddling anything that comes her way. The price she is paying to follow this dream of being famous is going to cost her everything. Nothing special about her- she is washed up!


Exactly, what I just said. Dirty Juan in the past 3 years has bought nothing to the table - finacially or emotionally. In fact, she is a mean , spiteful women. Look at how she talks to this fool.


Well after all he is her personal assistant. Perhaps her daughter needed tampons? Yeah, she was proud to tell us all on her podcast that she sends him out in the middle of the night to get those. Or pick her kids up because they don't want to stay at a sleepover. He is on call 24 hours a day being with her. The price he is paying for 15 minutes of fame.
But it’s weird if she sent him, as anything can be delivered in Dubai for basically free at all hours of the night! You just ring the local convenience or pharmacy… so many of them are open 24 hours/7 days a week!
 
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But it’s weird if she sent him, as anything can be delivered in Dubai for basically free at all hours of the night! You just ring the local convenience or pharmacy… so many of them are open 24 hours/7 days a week!
He was probably out meeting up with his sleazy buddies
 
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Oh where to begin with these two? Lets start with IQ27/DirtyJuan trying to do a simple video on that dreaded elementary youtube channel. He can't even get the sound correct, you can't hear him. This is the epitome of laziness that they both are laying in an unmade bed with microphones that don't work. You can't hear him but I am assuming she is already telling him to get ready - the attacks will begin once the show airs. He refers to her as a parent by saying - you brought me from childhood. Has rubber lips taken inventory of her life lately? She has married a immature, broke, needy, uneducated (not that education is everything, but he claims to have upper level education) financially unstable, unemployed, liar (he is, and admits it on podcast) that only success he has in the recent 3 years is following a married women with 3 children and a 18 year marrige to Dubai. There are so many red flags she should have seen. If the trailer is how she portrays herself/him/kids throughout the season then she is straight up trash. So she has her 16 year old daughter doing a toast to her mom the MILF (isn't that what every 16 year old thinks about thier mom?). The only speaking part of her so far on the trailer is when she tells her husband she hopes another women is ...sucking his d#@k. Wow, she really is class isn't she. She needs to lay off the booze, drugs, junk food, peddling anything that comes her way. The price she is paying to follow this dream of being famous is going to cost her everything. Nothing special about her- she is washed up!


Exactly, what I just said. Dirty Juan in the past 3 years has bought nothing to the table - finacially or emotionally. In fact, she is a mean , spiteful women. Look at how she talks to this fool.


Well after all he is her personal assistant. Perhaps her daughter needed tampons? Yeah, she was proud to tell us all on her podcast that she sends him out in the middle of the night to get those. Or pick her kids up because they don't want to stay at a sleepover. He is on call 24 hours a day being with her. The price he is paying for 15 minutes of fame.
And today, he hasn’t posted a thing 🤷🏻‍♀️
Has he done a runner 🤩
 
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Yikes!! Just watched the school project video. They are so arrogant that they can't see how ridiculous they look and sound. She tries to absolve herself from that sleazy remark she made about IQ27'S d**k (which he refers to as his "pee pee") by blaming Dubai Miquel for making her drink a bottle of champagne. I have secondhand embarrassment for the both of them😳 She's an entitled stuck up c*w and everything just goes over his head and gets lost in translation.
 
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