Caroline Stanbury #3

[Misty Morning]

Sophie is home , she’s posted a pic of her dog and her bed . She must have had an early flight back or late last night I guess. Cue the endless beauty maintenance to get her back to her sparkling self. We won’t see piles of washing and ironing as she will use her gifted dry cleaning freebies.

Definitely not, especially now she’s bagged a Multimillionaire

N

Just looked at his stories . Wow she was really pissed off at the airport !! We’ve just come back from Les Gets in France which is a bit further north and my daughter and her family went back through Geneva airport Saturday night and she said her 5 year old was crying it took so long to get through passport control
The rest of our party drove home and the first part of the journey down the mountain and past Geneva was horrendous traffic was so bad. So she was probably pissed off as they maybe nearly didn’t make the flight!!
And do we actually believe that is their luggage ( all those bags !! )
I just had another thought why were they skiing in a party with no children in half term week. Our resort was packed with kids!!

Ah, doesn’t your heart just bleed for them at the Airport (NOT)
Neither of them would cope in Russia then.They’re having to Queue for everything at the moment !

Was it sent to you ?

N

Just looked at his stories . Wow she was really pissed off at the airport !! We’ve just come back from Les Gets in France which is a bit further north and my daughter and her family went back through Geneva airport Saturday night and she said her 5 year old was crying it took so long to get through passport control
The rest of our party drove home and the first part of the journey down the mountain and past Geneva was horrendous traffic was so bad. So she was probably pissed off as they maybe nearly didn’t make the flight!!
And do we actually believe that is their luggage ( all those bags !! )
I just had another thought why were they skiing in a party with no children in half term week. Our resort was packed with kids!!

Ah, doesn’t your heart just bleed for them at the Airport (NOT)
Neither of them would cope in Russia then.They’re having to Queue for everything at the moment !

Here you go for the doubters :

The email received from Instagram notifying there was a login from an other device..notice its origin : Pakistan
Happy?

Was that Sent to you?

Just saw the latest videos.. "where are you goin honeee wid no sooooz" . Again with the suitcase count..it's the same suitcases from when you left to Madrid to Paris to the clinic to Courchevel..do you think it makes you look rich Sergio?
Taking a helicopter into Geneva Airport would have been the way to do it especially the price is about 2000€ for a 30mn flight versus a 2h30 car ride.. Probably couldn't find a helicopter company to comp them

And yet, the 2nd Ski Outfit he wore, was £2,000 + worth !
That’s if they Paid for their outfits, or Blagged them ? ?

Yeah, on her last podcast she claimed that she lives better than most billionaires. Hmm, I am pretty sure most billionaires would pay the 2000 and hop on a 30 min helicopter ride. She just says the most ridiculous things and expect people to believe everything.

She’s Lost the Plot

 

[Patsy Fritatas]

Ronan used to be in a boyband called Boyzone, they were huge back in the 90's. Not surprised he's friends with SC, as he's a bit of a dick. He had a fling with one of the backing singers, then left his wife and kids. He has a new family now.

Yeah he has a nice voice but if he's friends with these two I'm not impressed Ronan!!

 

[vjbdlnmp]

So much to unpack with these two-I don't even know where to begin. Who has a wedding on a Tuesday afternoon? Here in the US people will have them on a occasional Sunday, but very seldom do they have them on a weekday. Anyhoo, who dressed these clowns? Let's start with Dubai Miquel (can we come up with another name for him) what in God's green earth does that man have tied around his neck? Is it a bowtie that exploded or is he dressed for a rodeo? IQ27 looks like he is dressed for a winter gala ball instead of a spring outdoor wedding- in the desert! Cheap blue suit with his famous first holy communion black shoes. Clown lips dress looks like exactly what I wore to my middle school graduation and got at Forever 2l and earring from Claires. All the other women are in elegant long dresses- including classy Nina and here comes this 2 bit hooker with a black dress up to her ass and the back completely cut out. Someone must have told her she has nice legs- because that is all she does now is dress with her legs as exposed as they can get. Isn't there like a law about dressing modestly in Dubai? I am confused I thought this was such a conservative country.. It's all about her making an appearance isn't it- the attention has to be on her. We got Dirty Juan saying his usual "look at this" instead of saying '"you aren't going dressed like a ho" they are both an absolute mess. What about him crying and he has to take his glasses off to show us the tears. I will stop- I am rambling.

It seems to be a black/white themed wedding and IQ27 rocks up in a navy blue suit! How ignorant and unaware can you get?

Because IQ27 hasn't learned his color palate yet or he can't afford a black suit- only has blue.

Absolutely !

Her make up is absolutely horrendous, Maria Doyle won't be getting any new clients based on doing CS makeup !

Her make up looks like my mom foundation (sorry mom, I love you) when she buys the wrong color and puts too much of it on. The eyeshadow anad eyeliner is all nasty looking and looks like really cheap makeup. Guess she had to cut back on makeup because she paid to much for her dress from Forever 21. I think Dirty Juan forgot he married a 46 year old woman and has her dressing like she is 27. Sorry dude, you married her- what are you going to have her dress in when she is 50

If it’s not a Freebie, (which it more than likely is), otherwise why film it ? then He should demand a Refund !!!



She looks like a cheap Hooker & He looks like a Cruise Ship Waiter


Now this is bizarre & should be reported to the Police over there
Can’t post the Video, but he was actually Driving without being in control of the steering wheel.

Dern, I missed that- is he getting dressed in the car. Yup, can't wait to he wrecks his precious baby because of filming, dressing, fighting with her, drinking coffee and everything else he does instead of driving the car.

Now this is how to dress at a friend's wedding, not dressed like a school boy accompanying your mother

Yup, exactly. He is the school boy that got picked up from school early by mom so he could go to his mom's friends wedding. Exactly!

 

[Patsy Fritatas]

Can't understand a bloody word he says sometimes. "Bla bla bla bla something about a massage...bla bla bla amazeeng!...but more importantly, check-out my six pack!"

 

[Patsy Fritatas]

DubaiMiguel is obviously a Narcissistic CONTROL FREAK.
Yet another one


A Fake Artist - That could maybe be classed as Entrepreneurial

If this is what his Clinic does to you then I’d steer Well Clear

What is she doing to her beautiful face?

Behold: he corrected it!!
Sergio, are you reading this???

Stars!!!!! Not star!!! Also he wrote sea place instead of sea plane too

 

[Patsy Fritatas]

OK you are right, he does seem to play soccer with the one who seems to be the only one of the 3 children who actually likes him. But the end result is IQ27 needs and wants CS constant attention..like a child. She even said in one of her stories that every time she is on the phone with a friend, he always needs to be in on the call and just can't give her a break. The guy is just suffocating the life out of her and there is no way possible she must enjoy it. Not even going to go into the fact he is dumb as a rock

I totally agree. He needs to give her space. She needs time on her own with female friends on her OWN. But why doesn't she say this to him??? It's not entertaining it's like she is being controlled.

 

[Patsy Fritatas]

She’s deffo reading this blog.
After people saying she doesn’t have real friends, she’s in a Restaurant with some Dodgy looking Sorts, saying I’m here with All My Friends, in a way, that you know she’s peed off. She’s got a top on, with her Baps full on display.
I’m surprised it’s even allowed in Dubai. !

That top is hideous. And IQ27 hovering in the background. Also can I mention her daughter having to ask her mum to pay her some attention!? Do you think CS was reading Tattle and completely distracted?

 

[Alfie1234]

Here you go for the doubters :

The email received from Instagram notifying there was a login from an other device..notice its origin : Pakistan
Happy?

I’ve got no idea what the point of this is, can we just get back to chatting about Caroline and Sergiooooooooo?

 

[npadcr]

I am tending to agree with you on feeling sorry for her when you see the Life she had before and what she has become today having to schlepp brands here and there. She should be with a man that can take care of her financially because it's not this loser that will bring anything to the table.
IE : notice that he's been lying on that bed all morning??? If I left the house and came back and saw my husband STILL on the bed I would lose it. How can she respect him?? He's got to be the laziest 27 year old I have ever seen!
On a side note, GOOD FOR HER she was at the hairdressers WITHOUT IQ27 just sitting there looking at her and filming!


She really said all that? Omg, you deserve an honor for listening in to the podcast! I limit myself to the stories as that's enough I can take.
Generally when people feel the need to justify themselves like she seemed to have done on her podcast, it's generally because it's the opposite.
Kudos to her though for going to get her hair done without him tagging along.. I wonder how many times he called her to ask when she would be back

Yea, the good things about her podcast are they are reduntent- she keeps saying the same thing over and over. She said to day that she is so blessed and that she is one of the weathiest women alive as she has everything she can ever want. If we are to believe her then no need to feel sorry at all for her- she is doing great! However, I don't buy it for a second. There is no reason to go on a podcast and have her therapy session for all of us to try and believe how great her life is and constantly tell everyone how inspiritational she is. Most people would just put their head down and continue to do what they are doing that is making life so great. Her words don't match her actions.

 

[wanderingrose]

So, single room for CS tonight!

Fixed it

 

[Patsy Fritatas]

They are definitely in “beeeznees” together, although it all sounds really shady to me. There’s the NFTs, they also were doing something related to medical Cannabis - remember that weird trip to Portugal where they went to “meetings” and “conferences”. They also have these shady business coach type people around them, and a few times they’ve showed their screens where it looks like they’re in a mastermind style group, which is a networking thing that “entrepreneurs” do. Finally there is that weway thing they have promoted that is something in the celebrity content aggregation/engagement space. To me it seems like they are gullible idiots who throw their meager cash in every direction blindly hoping that one of them hits the target. All this bullshit with affirmations (“I am abundant as fuck!!!“ ) and the power of 11:11 makes them sound about as business-minded as a preteen girl. Actually preteen girls are smarter and have better grammar than these two lol.
Also I listened to a bit of her infidelity podcast. So weird to me how she pitches the whole thing as being about how a couple can/should (sometimes) stay together after cheating. Do we read that at all as sounding like she wished Cem has forgiven her? Or is she intimating that she or Cem or both of them cheated during their marriage. Idk, it was just a weird tone given that she is basically the “cheating husband” in this scenario, complete with rebound trophy wife who wants a baby!

Yes its always amusing when they film eachother going to or in "meetings" as if they're doing something terribly important

If my husband followed me around everywhere and didn't give me any air to breath, I would lose my sh**. I cannot figure out how she doesn't see that this guy is just a leech and shady

Yes!!! This is the problem. He is often the only man in the company! Why doesn't doesn't tell him she needs a girls night out WITHOUT him?! I just find it such a turn off that he is so in her face all the time and never gives her space to herself.

 

[Joan on Third]

Does anyone else thinks Sergio mumbles a lot? Sometimes I can barley understand what he is saying, like he can’t be bothered to pronounce his words properly? Apart from the obvious ones amazing, honey, look at this one
I also wondered who Michaels ‘friend’ was and wondered why he wasn’t tagged. Probably not rich enough or not an entrepreneur

I knoooooow ! Anyway, his count of vocabulary words is so limited, we guess most of the time!
OK next..her comment that he looked 11 years old . Am sure people at the hotel thinking it's her son and Michael is her husband.

Michael's friend isn't tagged (for the moment) for the exact reasons you mentioned. People that know her in London said that that is exactly the kind of person she is: she will only be "friends" with you if you can bring her something, be rich, be well known...the epitome of a social climber. Which was happening in London when she lived here. I would say she went pretty far down the ladder now..

 

[Joan on Third]

Lol this podcast with Kris Fade in 2019. She’s not having a baby anytime soon.

I'm baffled.. She actually did a podcast regarding Instagram fake lives in 2019? But isn't she doing exactly THAT today with IQ27 who's 1000 times worse than her and she accepts it? Baffled

 

[npadcr]

is Caroline actually a Katie Price in that she is very cash poor... always eating and staying places on someone elses dime...? A bit like Ronan Keating... everything has to be tagged...

Don't know who those people are but yup- spot on! Great description of these two grifters!

Omg.. The clown of the slopes are back at it today and King Moron says "look at deez beautiful day today"...it's cloudy and far from being a beautiful day
On an other note, I saw Sophie's videos of yesterday and she had to walk back to the chalet?? Couldn't King Moron give her his seat in the car?? My husband would have NEVER EVER let a woman walk back let alone our host!! He would have given his seat and walked back..what kind of man does that!!

Can you even imagine this moronic imbusul is calling it a beautiful day - where? Sergio, increase your vocabulary brother- because no one that has the education you are telling people you have - talk in such childish limited words.

This one is for you Sergiooo since we know you two read these comments and giggle because you think you are so cleaver - Here's what I know about real LATIN men being married to one and having been raised by a hard working one - they don't let a woman carrying groceries home walking while they are riding in the car. Your are punk-arse for letting that woman carry and pay for groceries (i am sure she paid) home to feed you and your presumptious, entitled, clown-lip wife. What is wrong with you.........Real LATIN men get up and to to work every day instead of portraying some fake life of the rich and famous at age 27 only because you married someone that can take you places you can't accomplish on your own. Real LATIN men encourage the bonding of a mother and child especially during divorce they don't take pleasure in seeing children distanced from their mother for weeks at a time. We expect that from her - but you adding enjoyment to it is revolting. You are an embarassement to the latin male populaton.

Sorry everyone but I had to get that off my chest..........it makes me sick seeing that type of entitlement from this guy.

 

[Jennyblonde]

A video of the 2 morons dancing and security came to make them sit down.. Video is still there.. Of course she would leave it up as in her pea brain it means "look look guys how famous I am that people put stories of us"

I couldn't find it when I went back for a second look

Good grief she's embarrassing! Loved the comments on her post, calling her out for her rude behaviour at the concert.

Ronan and his wife "Stormy" (real name: Sharon) have a thread here all of their own - she is extremely painful and he loves himself.

Ronan and Storm Keating

I was absolutely appalled by the cleaner debacle. As if they blamed the cleaner for the house being dirty? And also she'd left X, y z... No Stormy love. YOU left all that stuff!!! Leave it ready to clean, have some decency. I remember when he had the very public affair years ago. Me and my...

tattle.life

Yvonne is lovely, can't see why her left her for "Stormy".

 

[Renegadedancer]

Sophie looks tired in her latest pic. Also she’s posted a pic of her and her ( I guess) boyfriend? I didn’t think she was going public

 

[Patsy Fritatas]

What about my DUMB & DUMBER ?

Yes it has stuck too

 

[Joan on Third]

OK so just saw the latest stories.. .... HOW does she/they think it's cute that he asked for an invisible kayak?? In Spanish, transparent is transparente, same word just pronounced with an e at the end. Is that to make us go "awwww hoow cuuute"?? If it was a 4 year old saying that, yes definitely we would think it's cute! But not on a 27 year old!
Notice Mr. MBA wrote "this is my wife, she FELT asleep)" .. Every time he uses the word "my wife" it makes me cringe as it's more "Mommy" that comes to mind.
The story of her under the shower, no comment, just going to put that out there..

I forgot to mention in regards to Mauricio Umansky.. At least he has a very successful Real Estate company, isn't a show off, is a good family man, is mature and I wouldn't be embarrassed to have him at social functions.. Everything that is contrary to IQ27.. OR shall we start calling him now Mr. MBA?

Posting a picture of Michael.. Not a good publicity for Cosmesurge..

 

[Renegadedancer]

Probably too busy posing along the route for ‘content’

She’s such a fraud. You think she would be onnner wat home but no , as always she’s stating over
For extra days. She’s only been back from skiing briefly.

 

[Joan on Third]

Yeah if this picture below doesn't scream gay I don't know what does! I have some gay friends I showed his Instagram and a couple stories to earlier at and they they said "oh yes he's one of us but being bi for the moment until his gig is up". I did not in any way influence them... I just asked them to look at this Instagram account and tell me what they thought and it went off from there (we were having a few drinks ). They also said that "the woman he married who looks to be 20 years older must either be very dumb not to see it or it's a business arrangement it's not possible".. So there you have it, this coming from gay men (and if you guys saw them they are so gorgeous and manly not like this loser who's all scrawny).