Caroline Stanbury #3

[Jennyblonde]

Lol Mr. MBA means to say "tight" but fits.. And BTW, wtf does he mean by Mum and Dad... I didn't even notice that today...he makes me sick.. Tomorrow am going to reach out to my friends in Dubai cause I can't take this crap anymore

Dubai Miguel always calls them Mum and Dad - lord knows why

 

[npadcr]

I thought it was just me that hated that pointy finger thing she does




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Hair done. Can we tick that one off?

So funny- you got them down pack, they are so predictable- aren't they?

 

[Joan on Third]

Spray tans gone wrong

OMG he's filming her having a massage too. Give me strength! For a moment I thought she was getting some 'alone time'. But now...I realise IQ27 is in the room with her...hovering with his camera asking "how you feeling honeeeee?"....for fucks sake leave the woman alone for 10 minutes!!!!!


They must be going for a record. Since they've got home (forgotten where they were already as all their trips are so dull now) she's had;

Hair
Nails
Make up
Tan
Cosmesurge (botox and fillers?)
Yoga
Bone-cracking maybe osteopath
Candle cupping

Where to next??

Osteopath session with the "sooooz" on you forgot! ..
What's with the mom jeans? They are horrendous.. She needs a stylist asap. When you see the other Dubai housewives (Nina Ali, Sara and Chanel) they are so elegant and classy (the other 2, I am on the fence with still especially Caroline Brooks)

 

[npadcr]

That little shoulder shimmy boob-shaking maneuver she does all the time is even grosser than sergio’s faux stripper moves. She shakes her fake tatas as though someone out there might actually find her sexy??? Lol! She is about as sexless as they come, and honestly so is he.
I think Juliet and fam are skiing and holidaying with other friends (You know, other normal people who actually bring their kids on family holidays). It actually made me feel a teeeeeny bit sad seeing Caroline and Sergio sitting alone at their loser table for two at today’s lunch. Those outdoor party lunch spots are meant to be enjoyed by large groups of friends at big tables, that’s what’s so fun about them. Sitting there alone with your honeeeeeee is just sad!

I know, right? She just thinks she is all that! Little cutsy shimmer like she is 20! And his hip movements are just as bad. How can she be around all those families and see children having fun and not want her children with her. I am sure this is exactly what he wants- no kids and her to himself. The whole situation is just selfish on both of their parts.

 

[Joan on Third]

Don't know who those people are but yup- spot on! Great description of these two grifters!


Can you even imagine this moronic imbusul is calling it a beautiful day - where? Sergio, increase your vocabulary brother- because no one that has the education you are telling people you have - talk in such childish limited words.

This one is for you Sergiooo since we know you two read these comments and giggle because you think you are so cleaver - Here's what I know about real LATIN men being married to one and having been raised by a hard working one - they don't let a woman carrying groceries home walking while they are riding in the car. Your are punk-arse for letting that woman carry and pay for groceries (i am sure she paid) home to feed you and your presumptious, entitled, clown-lip wife. What is wrong with you.........Real LATIN men get up and to to work every day instead of portraying some fake life of the rich and famous at age 27 only because you married someone that can take you places you can't accomplish on your own. Real LATIN men encourage the bonding of a mother and child especially during divorce they don't take pleasure in seeing children distanced from their mother for weeks at a time. We expect that from her - but you adding enjoyment to it is revolting. You are an embarassement to the latin male populaton.

Sorry everyone but I had to get that off my chest..........it makes me sick seeing that type of entitlement from this guy.

I completely agree with you, no real man would find it NORMAL to let a woman walk back like that and on top of it the host! This is beyond disrespectful..what I don't understand is the Queen Moron letting him do that.... Ohhhhh... I know... SHE needed someone to empty the car out and bring the suitcases in...of course.. all about her.. Then she just lays there and let's Sophie prepare everything.. Beyond dispicable person.
It's like this morning Sophie serving her her coffee (get up and do it yourself you lazy hah) then asking the other 2 guests if they can unpack her suitcases and one said "no" and the other guy said "f**k no" at least that's what I heard

 

[hattie27]

I couldn’t sleep last night so I watched the first YouTube clip in SC and family. Have a look. My screenshot is not great but it’s the title below. Shows CS when she did the show in Newport. He was filming her.

 

[Namima]

Omg! Today IQ27 is once again hanging out with CS and the other Caroline (other Housewife of Dubai)!! Can't he just leave her alone?? I mean if I was Caroline Brooks I would be "why is he tagging along".. I don't get it.. The guy is the opposite of a man..hanging out with the girls like that, unbelievable, a real leech
What I don't get is why CS let's him. It's not like she needs him to open up his wallet to buy her the Jacob&Co necklace right cause we all know he can't .

IQ27 appears to be highly insecure ... probably because he knows Caroline cheated on Çem with him, and he is now in poll position to be cheated on. And it is only a matter of time before she does cheat on him.
Poor guy needs to get a high paying job to keep her accustomed to her previous life with the ex. But he can't get a job - keeping an eye on CS and who she socialises with, is a 24/7 job.
There is a saying "When a man marries his mistress, he creates a vacancy." Same goes for a woman who marries her fellow adulterer.

 

[npadcr]

Don't think it's a cool idea for this guy to be walking around the house in his briefs. There is a 16 year old girl that lives in that house as well. We know he does that for view but put some shorts on buddy! Enough with the house full of damn balooons. What a waste of money- but it goes to show his sophiscation level very tacky. A pretty vase of white roses is far nicer but he likes the excess of having more. It just shows his immaturity. Of course CS is going to keep him around, hell he does everything for her like decorating for our children's birthdays- you know CS the things we mother's do for our children. The level of her laziness is unreal. Plus,has anyone noticed the amount of food this woman is packing away? Damn......yesterday it was this huge chocolate donut and that is after a week of drinking and eating all that cheese( still can't look at cheese) while skiing. This trip is they one that Tutor gave for her wedding gift. Let's get ready for luggage and airplanes, rinse and repeat!!! And we are to believe that he works, yup,okay!

 

[Alfie1234]

Had a thought this morning about the RHofDubai, don’t know if any of you listen to the podcast Watch What Crappens? They are amazing, so funny, been on Watch What Happens and Andy Cohen loves them, they will have a field day with Sergio because their impersonations of cast members are spot on and absolutely vicious at times . If you’ve never listened to them I highly recommend them, they have a new podcast pretty ouch five days a week and they cover the majority of Bravo series.

 

[Patsy Fritatas]

Charlie is code word for powdering your nose with white powder

 

[Joan on Third]

Yes, I know they are on the same show, but if she didn’t like CS’s lifestyle, she wouldn’t be going to a Wedding together with her.
Don’t think it was part of RHOD.

WTF ?
A bloody paper name tag has to be filmed & put on his Instagram now.
He’s beyond help

Yes but being invited to the same wedding is not Nina Ali's fault.. If you look, they don't really hang out

 

[npadcr]

You are exactly SPOT ON . It was much better to watch her in her "old" Life which was more glitzy. Now you can just tell it's all fake and for the cameras.
For me, it's IQ27's presence that makes it unbearable and he is just going to bring her down. I am still not convinced she knows about this group because if she did, she could still reimage herself without the stain that he is in her Life.
I mean her children clearly don't like him, people don't like him and she is losing herself. The guy has absolutely ZERO redeeming qualities and just sucks the Life out of her. The problem if she dumps him is he will have no where to go, he is living through her..that's why he wants a baby to seal the deal

IQ27 (yup, I am using that, it's brillant) was nothing to her be lust and then a business venture to bring her to a new group of influencers. The probelm is no one can stand him and he bought a certain cheapness to her. She now resembles a worn out middle age woman who has shared way too much personal information and made a fool of herself. He gave her this gradoise sense entitlement to say and act any way she wants - because he doesn't want to lose his meal ticket and connections. Shame on her for not leaving this 24 year old kid alone when she first met him- she should have sent him on his way like the other woman at Newport Beach were doing. But you see, Cem made her act, dress, and expected a mature middle age mother and wife and she went through her mid life crisis- found this lap dog (currently and always known as IQ27!) and figured hell, this is great I can act any way I want - so far the public thinks it's great, this is fun.

I think she is maybe going through some sort of post-divorce finding herself phase with her vision boards and her memes...but she would have possibly been better off going through this phase alone. And as a follower I would be more interested if she'd met a handsome silver fox in her own age group or older who gave her the space to be with her family.

We all would have. Trust me, she is regretting what she has done but she will never let on. She could have nailed herself a spin off show of her dating and spending time as a single mom, working and relationships. Instead, she picked the wrong door and has IQ27 that will be the end of her career.

 

[Misty Morning]

Her make up is far to heavy and her foundation looks orange. Her surgically enhanced skin on her face looks nothing like the skin on her arms ! As for him , he’s just there for the ride. I wonder if they pay for these haircuts or it’s another freebie for an insta pic.

If it’s not a Freebie, (which it more than likely is), otherwise why film it ? then He should demand a Refund !!!

Good lord who is styling these two? Dirty Juan’s suit is so shiny it looks like it’s going to spontaneously combust out there in the blazing sun!!! And Caroline’s dress is so ugly and unflattering, it makes her look like a linebacker with giraffe legs. And then there is Nina Ali with them in a lovely appropriate gown showing what an elegant woman can actually look like!! Caroline’s stylIng in LoL was sharp and sometimes a little edgy but I did get the sense that a professional stylist was guiding her towards shapes and cuts that were flattering and would work onscreen. In Dubai she is clearly flying solo and flailing miserably!! From the orthopedic Chanel sandals to those high waisted acid wash jeans to the teeny tiny bags Her wardrobe choices would be more appropriate on North West than on a 46 year old mother of a teenager!!

She looks like a cheap Hooker & He looks like a Cruise Ship Waiter

I actually think he will crash his Porsche soon with the amount of filming he does.

Now this is bizarre & should be reported to the Police over there
Can’t post the Video, but he was actually Driving without being in control of the steering wheel.

 

[Alfie1234]

True. She HAS to be bored with this now! Thisbis what I think the situation is. She cannot leave Dubai as Cem is maybe insisting that the kids live there until they're 18. Because other than that I cannot see why she would want to be there at all!

Are they just writing the same things down every day?

 

[npadcr]

Melissa now works as an assistant for another Brit in Dubai, he runs some clubs there, can't remember his name now. He was on that show about Dubai on the BBC.

Nice!!! Well, she put it out there on her podcast that whoever this person is worked for her a long time, no children, married 10 years and husband recently made tons of money so who she is I am sure she doesn’t appreciate her business being discussed on her podcast!

 

[LouisLover]

Does anyone else thinks Sergio mumbles a lot? Sometimes I can barley understand what he is saying, like he can’t be bothered to pronounce his words properly? Apart from the obvious ones amazing, honey, look at this one
I also wondered who Michaels ‘friend’ was and wondered why he wasn’t tagged. Probably not rich enough or not an entrepreneur

 

[SFV]

Who has a wedding on a Tuesday afternoon?

Tuesday is really unusual, I agree, even for Dubai !!! Kris Fade has been promoting the Ritz for years, so I guess it is probably a freebie or a cheapie, so weekends would be out of the question as those are the busiest days with brunches etc. He is actually live streaming his wedding . Kris Fade has an interesting previous marriage and ex wife.

 

[vjbdlnmp]

WTF does he think Dubai should watch out for?
When she gets told to get out, because of her disgusting antics etc.,


OMG looks a real Low Life

Absolutely, disgusting for a young girls birthday party. A bunch of grown ass drunk man that I would not trust around my daughter at all. That picture of that guy (bitcin dude) in a full on embrace with her is disturbing. Look at Yasmine's body language, she has her lower part of her body as far away from his as possible. Who would encourage a pose like this? My own husband the father of our daughter would not take a picture like that. And frekin giglio trash Sergio doing a stripper dance is just the icing on the cake. Clown lips is drunk of her ass someplace for sure completely unaware of what is going on. Why are these two in white? Cem- where are you, please step up the plate and make sure you are comfortable with what is going on with your children and this new found group of men that have entered their lives.

 

[SFV]

If you look at his old Insta, the only female in any of his photos is his sister, who he seemed to adore, all the rest are boys.

Own up which tattler was this??

I too have just come back from Dubai and the place is hopping ! you have to make reservations weeks ahead for restaurants and all the hotel beach clubs are packed.

Can someone reply to that message to say that everyone in Dubai is elsewhere so they don't bump into those two idiots.

BTW, it wasn't me !!

 

[vjbdlnmp]

How did she go from selling dog food and diamonds in paid ads on her gram account this morning to filming a business transaction with this guy? I am so very confused with the shape of her life right now. She is in need of someone to come in and take over her social media account- ASAP. My God look back at her pictures 2-3 years ago and compare to this morning- it's frightening. How did she allow this punk to get this involved in her daily interactions. He sends out major red flags and bad vibes. I can only image what CEM thinks about all of this because he knows know this guy is part of the family. Why put all this private information out for people to know- just last week she was announcing her partnership with Millionaire Matchmaker- it's just one thing after another. He on the other hand is just as sleazy and untrustworthy as the come. Remember this is the guy that she has admitted lied to her on 3 seperate occasions about his age and that is when they first met- imagine what else he has done that we don't know about.