Caroline Hirons #4

[SqualorVictoria]

Clearly the baby was slacking on hot cloth cleansing and acid exfoliating, better step it up a gear

And I'm still in disbelief over the exchange between that freak and her boyfriend

Just read back over the last few posts and I'm now in stitches over the tea towel/ dishcloth/ Turin Shroud face masks But seriously, maskne can duck right off. Sets my teeth on edge

 

[Blahblahbuzzy]

Month old baby has bumpy, dry and slightly spotty skin! What can we do

Some sensibly recommending do nothing, others recommending La Roche Posay baby range.

I’d say this was more for a baby group than a skincare group...

Man that's ridiculous. If she asks the health visitor she'd tell her it's totally normal in breasted babies - it's maternal hormones. There is a chance it could be an allergy otherwise. La Roche baby range??!!!

 

[Sheeeet]

I see a gap in the market - Infant kits with baby Botox, weak dilute of P50, small bottle of Tan Luxe (why are babies so PASTY?), contouring palette (why do they all have such round faces?), hot cloth balm to get the contouring off, some other crap we can get paid to shill. It'll sell like hotcakes!

 

[HotTea]

I saw this the other week on her FB page. Those cheek fillers... wow.

 

[Skiddidlydaddle]

I saw this the other week on her FB page. Those cheek fillers... wow. View attachment 286130

Appropriate caption "but it's frozen..." I'm sure they mean the screen right?

 

[rosemarina]

Gosh, those fillers!

 

[Minniemousesshoes]

I see a gap in the market - Infant kits with baby Botox, weak dilute of P50, small bottle of Tan Luxe (why are babies so PASTY?), contouring palette (why do they all have such round faces?), hot cloth balm to get the contouring off, some other crap we can get paid to shill. It'll sell like hotcakes!

was that not a storyline on ‘footballers wives’ way back in the day. Did Chardonnay (or one of them) fake tan her baby?

 

[Mysay]

I can't begrudge her making hay while the sun shines, at least she is doing her own thing and taking initiative unlike a lot of influencers who just do paid adverts and affiliate links. Let's be honest if I had the fans who would make me a mint every three months by releasing a product I'd be over it like a rash.

I personally think she should release the kits every six months especially when they have all been pricey. Or she should mix it up and have a luxury and budget kit to make them more accessible. Make the budget kit say between £50 and £100 depending what's in it and the luxury one say £200 - £300. Two kits at £300 doesn't make sense to me as she is limiting the people who can afford to fork out that kind of money in one go.

I'd also make the bags an optional extra most people don't need any more cosmetic bags, if you are in to skincare and beauty they are regularly part of gifts with purchase etc.

Ahhh such good ideas ... everybody reads on here ... so hope this gets picked !!

She’s not letting this go is she? I mean, she’s not necessarily wrong, but nobody’s biting, and she’s preaching to the converted. It’s like flogging a dead horse. Just move on love.

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Her problem is she's too kne dimensional.. i mean she's right bout what she's saying ...Ive followed her basic advice n im happy...n she does say use skincare for feel.good factor etc...but just point blank dismissal of all brands /products n clains to not knuw anything is just bs... i mean only derms are of value n the chemists who supply them..other pharmacists brand owners are all bad is not acceptable. .#itscomplicatedand itdepends

 

[Eat My Shorts]

That is bleeping horrible on many levels. The crass gender stereotypes, the simpering toadyness towards CH, the sheer wastefulness of spending over £500 on skincare (bet she will also buy the winter set or "manipulate" her bloke into it). Freaks is the right term. It feels like we are at the end of days at the moment.

Lindsey Kelk is another insufferable idiot who loves the sound of her own voice. Harry seems lovely though, when she can get a word in edgewise.

I cannot abide the woman! So full of herself!!

 

[BigMavis]

Never ever comment, long time lurker, although I've given the Hirons threads a miss since leaving freaks. Still follow her on insta and have guessed she has released or about to release yet another kit.
Nobody needs these things but as usual her followers will make a stampede for her website. Enjoyed Caroline back in the day and for many years after but the kit nonsense was the death knell.

 

[Shineyshine]

Never ever comment, long time lurker, although I've given the Hirons threads a miss since leaving freaks. Still follow her on insta and have guessed she has released or about to release yet another kit.
Nobody needs these things but as usual her followers will make a stampede for her website. Enjoyed Caroline back in the day and for many years after but the kit nonsense was the death knell.

I think it might be later this week

 

[MillySO]

They get released on Friday but she can’t tell us what time until tomorrow
To be fair to the freaks, there were more than a handful of posts questioning why the kits couldn’t be more accessible. The first person to say it was shot down as rude and ungrateful but then more brave people followed. The best idea was one expensive kit and one affordable kit instead of two expensive kits that apparently suit all skin types.

 

[BigMavis]

Glad to hear people have been questioning it, usually any dissenters were quickly jumped on. I just don't understand the compliance from the freaks, they're just lining her pockets.

 

[Shineyshine]

They get released on Friday but she can’t tell us what time until tomorrow
To be fair to the freaks, there were more than a handful of posts questioning why the kits couldn’t be more accessible. The first person to say it was shot down as rude and ungrateful but then more brave people followed. The best idea was one expensive kit and one affordable kit instead of two expensive kits that apparently suit all skin types.

This is a great idea and more inclusive, but we know why Hirons hasn’t done this, not enough profit to be made from it. Got to rinse every last penny out of her followers!

 

[Lucia]

And don't forget she doesn't do sample sizes

 

[Libertine1975]

And don't forget she doesn't do sample sizes

But a cheaper kit doesn't have tinkean sample sizes, there are cheaper brands out there such as the Inkey List and the Ordinary and she has been working with Cerave recently. A £50 to £100 kit can still have five to six full sizes in especially if it has the same kind of discount her kits at the moment have, her last kits were over 50% off rrp if you bought all the products so a £75 kit could have £150 worth of rrp product in it.

 

[Lucia]

But a cheaper kit doesn't have tinkean sample sizes, there are cheaper brands out there such as the Inkey List and the Ordinary and she has been working with Cerave recently. A £50 to £100 kit can still have five to six full sizes in especially if it has the same kind of discount her kits at the moment have, her last kits were over 50% off rrp if you bought all the products so a £75 kit could have £150 worth of rrp product in it.

I was sarcastic but yea

 

[Stonecatlin]

I'm sorry, I'm no holy roller but I find things like this so disrespectful. I just don't agree with parodies of religion, but maybe I'm over sensitive?

 

[Wobblehead]

I'm sorry, I'm no holy roller but I find things like this so disrespectful. I just don't agree with parodies of religion, but maybe I'm over sensitive?

I think it is Queen Hirons not Jesus

 

[Shineyshine]

I think it is Queen Hirons not Jesus

I think you’re right - and doesn’t she love it