So if you get crappy customer service it’s from the Queen herself! Great. I don’t expect to be spoken to abruptly from anyone in customer service, I don’t care who it is on the other end of the chat / phone / email / whatever. Who does she think she is ffsOn thé IG live just now told everyone that if they live chat skin rocks and get spoken to abruptly, to know it’s her and not her team, because her team “would never”. Is that something to brag about?
The woman is a total disgrace. Is that really how you talk about colleagues in the industry, who you like to pretend are your friends? Vile on every level. She’ll be adding a disclaimer any minute “it’s my ADHD”‘Well trinny has no tits’ really??? Is this how you talk about other women?? And how she spoke to whoever came in at the start of her liveshe’d have had them post it’s stuck hard all over her doughy face!!!
yah baby girls tiktok is an eye opener for sure. The way she talks kills meIn her Q&A she admits to being a 'massive prude',
Seen your Baby Girl's TikTok recently Nellie???
Jesus H Christ. Who has the time for this shite? Writing it, I mean. Definitely wanting a free kit from Kweenie. Why else?The 'ode' is still up. It's by the 66 year old woman who recently posted a selfie
I've included the whole thing here
There is a woman lives in London
Caroline Hirons is her name
And if you haven’t heard of her then skincare is not your game
But if you love your skincare
If you want some great advice
There is really just one person
You dont need to roll the dice
A woman of great standing
A woman that you’ll love
She will not give you bull shit
It’s like manna from above
We all need help with our routines
From someone that we trust
Someone with integrity
That really is a must
She has many faithful followers
Skin Freaks our FB name
We watch her Insta lives at 5
Like moths up to a flame
Her qualifications and experience are without question vast
A knowledge of ingredients and formulas she has amassed
But this alone is not what makes her rock my world
Listen to her talking
Hear those pearls unfurled
Always honest, always caring and compassionate to boot
Lots of funny sayings which really are a hoot
Her work ethic and family values
They are truly top drawer
Whatever she puts her efforts to
You really can’t ignore
Her blog is her home planet
Her book bursts with advice
Her kits are truly legendary
And what an amazing price
She brings us friends we love to see Like Jordan and Josh and Kate
And of course our Dr Marco
Who everyone wants to date
So here we have our icon
Fighting battles on all fronts
Black Lives Matter
Beauty backed
Vaccines
That’s just a start
Now don’t just leave it up to her
You too can play a part
Now Please hold Paula
You know what I mean
It’s time for a brew
Winner winner chicken dinner
She has set a great example
For what a caring human should be
With unsurpassed values and passion
I am sure you do agree
I don’t know how to finish this
Other than to say
During a major crisis with my granddaughters mental health
She helped me find a way
I felt so weak and vulnerable
I really didn’t cope
But Caroline kept me grounded
I knew I had to hope
I have never been so proud of my son for how he copes
Or my daughter for the support she gave him
They kept it off the ropes.
Lots of tears were shed
No resolution seemed in sight
The support just was not there
It was our darkest night
I have always been a fixer
I was the family rock
But for once I needed help
And that was such a shock
Just listening to her voice
Just seeing her lovely face
I gave me such an anchor
It filled me full of faith
I could not talk to anyone
I did not eat or sleep
I had major anxiety
I do not want to repeat
The situation it has eased
The eggshell walk is less
It has taken lots of tears
But we are not in such a mess
So I salute you Caroline
I am sure you really have no idea
How you touch our daily lives
With your humour and lack of fear
Your skincare advice is without exception
The absolute dogs bollocks
But there is so much more to you
No what rhymes with bollocks?
With so much love
A couple of Freakoids have tagged Nellie so she can see the poem. No acknowledgement.Jesus H Christ. Who has the time for this shite? Writing it, I mean. Definitely wanting a free kit from Kweenie. Why else?
I've noticed that CH herself hasn't responded! Mind you, if I was her I'd be really creeped out by this and be enquiring about restraining orders just in case!Jesus H Christ. Who has the time for this shite? Writing it, I mean. Definitely wanting a free kit from Kweenie. Why else?
Was it by the same person?Haha I found an ode written by someone else last year
Ode to Caroline ...
Since joining this group called skin care freaks
My skin has improved in about 12 weeks.
Never before have I been in such debate
About all of the words I have to abbreviate!
All the different tales I’ve come to know
Amazing transformation after the C.E.O glow!
The TIL caffeine under eye cream
Has worked wonders for my self esteem!
When someone’s DE dropped on the floor,
Despair when DDG was on sale no more!
All the time that KS goat milk cleanser
Is duly applied right after a bender!
EH plump & go hydrating mist
Is the next thing I’ll add to my Santa’s list.
TBS vitamin C collection
Shouldn’t make a dent in my old age pension!
Everyone’s raving about Clinique’s TTDO
After all the praise I must give it a go.
BP’s Japanfusion is always a winner,
Products from TO are good for a beginner!
SR Hyaluronic serums
Are always endorsed by Caroline Hirons !
We all have learned that LRP
Is best applied just after tea!
CT magic night cream
Is now a big part in my night time regime
My next ANR by Estée Lauder
Will be on my LF account, next day order!
Oh dear, so there's more than one......No, a different person! And she posted it in 2020 and again in 2021
Last year that would have been me! So pleased I've managed to break out of the cult.Lol. The aged kits are a sellout. The Oaf must be rubbing her hands with glee. As for the empty kit bags, well she's only making 7x what they cost her at £20 each, instead of 14x cost price....and this provokes outpourings of gratitude and admiration
I think of her and kate pink smith the same way I used to think of x factor novelty acts back in the day like chico, Wagner, Honey G etc. They're terrible, living outside of reality and embarrassing themselves, but they're really fun to watch and make me feel better about myself not being as deluded a person.Whoa, I just scrolled through Facebook and suddenly Thirsty Mama jumped in my face! Now I’m awake!Why does she have to keep posting selfies and mentioning that she’s 40 and has a toddler? It’s sad really.
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