Caroline Hirons #21 Karenline Hirons

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Title thanks to @Bertha and nominated by @w8g

We start this thread with not so breaking news - a new kit is coming in July! As @50sGirl put it "walk, don’t run, in fact walk like a sloth..."

Guesses on theming and products for this one have begun. Will Zelens again be included? Odds on yes.

Caroline continues to give her opinion on any and all topics but doesn't want to hear your opinion thankyouverymuch.

The Freaks FB group continues to be a bizarre place full of filtered selfies and people one-upping each other with regards to how much SPF they take on holiday.

The skincare brand and app are....somewhere? In the works? On the horizon? Who knows.
 
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@Shineyshine It may have been the Sisley one. I know it was well over £100 because even by Hirons' standards, I was shocked she would so glibly admit to using it, given how people are struggling. Don't get me wrong, if people have the money and want to shell out £100+ for a sunscreen that's their business. Wouldn't be top of my priorities if I had a spare ton to spend, but whatever.

What boils my piss is that Hirons absolutely, 100% knows a fair number of the Freaks spend money they can't afford because of her bullshit selling. That is why she has Clearpay as an option for her kits. She just doesn't give a fuck as long as the £££s $$$s and €€€s keep rolling in.

@Orangebird69 I think either her line has met glitches in production - or (maybe more likely imo) she's not sure she's going to be able to sell enough at a high enough price, to cover the cost of product development, packaging and logistics and net a decent profit (if any at all).
 
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I wonder why she's taking so long to drop her own skincare line
Hmmm yes, I remember a live she did in lockdown and someone asked her if she would expand her double cleanse colab with Pixi and bring her own range out, and she categorically stated no way, wasn’t happening, don’t get your hopes up etc. I know she is the queen of the turnaround but what did change her mind? Skincare is a massively over saturated market anyway so it will be interesting to see how she fares…
 
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Thanks for picking this as a thread title, honoured!

Just had an email about her new Skin Rocks box which has just been released. I had no idea. Also had no idea about the kit coming out in July (I'm not in the Freaks group any more) but I love keeping up with the drama of it all
 
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Ugh I do actually LOVE the contents of the new brightening box
Going to try and resist though...
 
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Another kit?

I thought the last one hadn't sold out?! What's the new kit supposed to be for?

Ugh I do actually LOVE the contents of the new brightening box
Going to try and resist though...
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Ffs, is this her box? This means the freaks are going to ruin facetheory now
 
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The CH Pixi double cleanse was the grimmest thing I’ve ever used. Like rubbing in lard.
 
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She's confirmed one is in the works I believe. There should be info in one of the old threads. It's just not happened yet. You're absolutely right the market is so saturated, and who other than her die hard fans will buy it?

Edit: found the Times interview https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/...en-a-woman-is-on-hrt-we-have-energy-bhfsn3g7h

 
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‘She barks’, even the times noticed it… It looks like she changed her mind on her own brand. I definitely recall her saying she was never going to do her own line a couple of years back, collabs etc being enough for her. I’d imagine with the onslaught of influencer and celebrity brands coming out and being successful, she thought why not give it a punt. I was wondering why she had gone quiet on Pixi and I would imagine it’s because she is now launching as a competitor and not a partner. I guess we will all see what she launches with the line and her app. I for one won’t be downloading the app, or buying her line that she says I will ‘need’. Nope I need nothing you shill.
 
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Are Face Theory any good? Google is very persistent in recommending them to me since I'm on the lookout for a new moisturiser once I capture the last dregs from my current jar.
 
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Are Face Theory any good? Google is very persistent in recommending them to me since I'm on the lookout for a new moisturiser once I capture the last dregs from my current jar.
I've not used anything apart from a cleanser. But I like that.
 
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Ugh I do actually LOVE the contents of the new brightening box
Going to try and resist though...
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If you think you’ll use it then get it. If there was enough I wanted in a kit then I’d still grudgingly purchase. No point in cutting your nose off to spite your face!
There will be no judgement here from us Tattlers…

 
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