Carly Jade Drake #2 All beef and no teeth
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She's so dull and boring. The highlight was when her hubby went to a strip club behind her back and she found the receipt!
This thread title is bleeping hilarious. 
Have you seen the pics from when she was a teen? She was such a chav and she hasn't changed a bitThis thread title is bleeping hilarious.
Bloody hell - hi everyone 
Has will cheated on her before? I never knew!
He booked a booth at a strip club for him and some mates, she found out. We then got treated to her trying lingerie on in a changing room in some desperate and hilarious attempt to prove to herself she was sexy and then he proposed. One lads night out, where he probably didn’t even have a lap dance because you just know she was on the phone every two minutes anyway, ended up costing him an engagement ring, a new house and a wedding not to mention the earache he probably still gets to this day.
How do we see these?
They should be on her thread somewhere. She's so boring she's only on her second, so they should be easy to findHow do we see these?
Before his hair transplant his hair reminded me of Manny from Ice Age maybe what influenced to use such name for their little one
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Here from Rebecca Obsons thread too. God she’s one almighty bleep! Least they have that in common
I have resurfaced in here lol..
Quick recap for the new followers-
Carly Jade Drake- now known as Carly Jade Ocean because when she married Will she decided not to take his name or even blend their names but chose a random word to change all their names to.
Stay at home Mum to 3, used to be a maternity care assistant now a full time bore. Does not allow colour in her life or the kids lives, even their themed bedrooms are done in beige and black. Kids only allowed beige, black and the occasional dusky pink clothes. Spends her whole life moaning and whinging in the most monotone voice I’ve ever heard, even moaned when Will bought her a new car because she hates car shopping. Been with Will since the were teenagers, get the impression she stuck to him like glue. Likes to remind him constantly that she was with him when he had nothing and that he should basically be grateful she clung to him all these years. Will runs his own successful business and is a part time wannabe gangsta rapper (please watch the music videos for the biggest cringe of your life). Apart from the odd swearing at the kids he seems like a decent enough guy and clearly works his socks off for a very ungrateful wife who wants to live like a WAG. Spends her time redecorating her house to the most recent popular aesthetic and reorganising wardrobes (she NEVER stops reorganising wardrobes and this is 90% of her content). What Carly wants, Carly gets and the biggest pay off of her life was when Will and his dodgy hair piece was caught at a stripper club. They were promptly engaged and she got her new house she wanted. Other points to note- his family don’t like her, she appears to have no teeth, she doesn’t like criticism and when she found this page she called us all C***s and N****s, Manny is her favourite child. If I’ve missed anything please add…
Carly Jade Drake- now known as Carly Jade Ocean because when she married Will she decided not to take his name or even blend their names but chose a random word to change all their names to.
Stay at home Mum to 3, used to be a maternity care assistant now a full time bore. Does not allow colour in her life or the kids lives, even their themed bedrooms are done in beige and black. Kids only allowed beige, black and the occasional dusky pink clothes. Spends her whole life moaning and whinging in the most monotone voice I’ve ever heard, even moaned when Will bought her a new car because she hates car shopping. Been with Will since the were teenagers, get the impression she stuck to him like glue. Likes to remind him constantly that she was with him when he had nothing and that he should basically be grateful she clung to him all these years. Will runs his own successful business and is a part time wannabe gangsta rapper (please watch the music videos for the biggest cringe of your life). Apart from the odd swearing at the kids he seems like a decent enough guy and clearly works his socks off for a very ungrateful wife who wants to live like a WAG. Spends her time redecorating her house to the most recent popular aesthetic and reorganising wardrobes (she NEVER stops reorganising wardrobes and this is 90% of her content). What Carly wants, Carly gets and the biggest pay off of her life was when Will and his dodgy hair piece was caught at a stripper club. They were promptly engaged and she got her new house she wanted. Other points to note- his family don’t like her, she appears to have no teeth, she doesn’t like criticism and when she found this page she called us all C***s and N****s, Manny is her favourite child. If I’ve missed anything please add…
Does anyone know where the pics of her as a teen are? I've been scanning the thread but I can't find them?
That one time Carly allowed a bit of colour in her young life.....
Found one
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She looks better in that ...
Why's she dying her hair that Witchy black colour, she looks awful
Why's she dying her hair that Witchy black colour, she looks awful
Credit to the original poster of these, I’ve just reposted is all
