Quick recap for the new followers-
Carly Jade Drake- now known as Carly Jade Ocean because when she married Will she decided not to take his name or even blend their names but chose a random word to change all their names to.
Stay at home Mum to 3, used to be a maternity care assistant now a full time bore. Does not allow colour in her life or the kids lives, even their themed bedrooms are done in beige and black. Kids only allowed beige, black and the occasional dusky pink clothes. Spends her whole life moaning and whinging in the most monotone voice I’ve ever heard, even moaned when Will bought her a new car because she hates car shopping. Been with Will since the were teenagers, get the impression she stuck to him like glue. Likes to remind him constantly that she was with him when he had nothing and that he should basically be grateful she clung to him all these years. Will runs his own successful business and is a part time wannabe gangsta rapper (please watch the music videos for the biggest cringe of your life). Apart from the odd swearing at the kids he seems like a decent enough guy and clearly works his socks off for a very ungrateful wife who wants to live like a WAG. Spends her time redecorating her house to the most recent popular aesthetic and reorganising wardrobes (she NEVER stops reorganising wardrobes and this is 90% of her content). What Carly wants, Carly gets and the biggest pay off of her life was when Will and his dodgy hair piece was caught at a stripper club. They were promptly engaged and she got her new house she wanted. Other points to note- his family don’t like her, she appears to have no teeth, she doesn’t like criticism and when she found this page she called us all C***s and N****s, Manny is her favourite child. If I’ve missed anything please add…
other than that he seems a nice guy and must be an angel to put up with such a bore . Apparently when the kids are back at school she intends to take life even slower than now so basically she’ll be at a complete standstill
. The girl is a spoilt, control freak. Imagine expecting your in laws to like you when you moan and whinge that nothing your other half does is good enough even though he gives you everything on a plate. Probably loves the fact she can use the kids as a weapon against them as well 
. Even his surname wasn’t good enough for her and she has managed to manipulate him in to a whole, new random name 
