Recap- The previous thread started as a slow burner however picked up in the last few months after #strippergate. Will was caught buying him and his mates a booth at a stripper club, Carly took to her stories to rant and humiliate him and then went on a shopping spree for lingerie to which we were all given the pleasure of being in the changing room with her while her spaniel ears flapped around all over the place. One post from Will declaring his love for her and the worlds smallest engagement ring later (although they were already engaged??) and all was right again, apart from when he forgets to take the bins out of course.
Next on the agenda was a house move which seemed to happen overnight. Will took to his stories to explain the history they had with the house and how he had worked so hard to afford that particular house which was a nice change from the endless wardrobe organising and B&M hauls from Carly.
Nothing exciting has happened since then and we are on an endless repeat of beige, continuing to deny the kids any colour in their lives, shopping hauls, cleaning already clean things, whinging about Will (how dare he force her to buy a new car!), flogging a face brush and her fave child Manny. The only thing keeping us in content at the moment is that in the last 6 months she seems to have turned in to a toothless 60 year old
she spends more money a month on random 
