Carly Burd Salty Allotment #4 Stop trying to make parsnips happen Carlz

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Thread title by @Itchy of Itchington , nominated by @HotesTilaire. Congratulations both, you win an AI generated Facebook post on a subject of your choice and a stale croissant.

Since our last thread

  • A Meal on Me With Love is FINALLY a CIC. At least one reason for the long drawn out process was the fact that the paperwork filed had an error on it - the company name change was initially going to change to A Meal on Me With Love Company Interest Company which was rejected.

  • Your Harlow posted another low key snarky article for FREE

  • A few hours before the Your Harlow article was published, Carly finally admitted that the locks had been changed on the allotment in October and she no longer has access. There was apparently going to be a pivot towards people growing things for the community in their gardens for FREE, with Carly then distributing the vegetables to the needy for FREE, but this hasn't been mentioned since ...

  • There has also been a pivot towards teaching children about horticulture. Labouring by elders for FREE to teach the children the old ways may be required.

  • Carly wrote a love poem about 'trumps in the morning'

  • Carly featured on an episode of The Woodland Workshop, where the estate agent who sponsors AMOMWL nominated her to have a gift made for her for FREE. According to said estate agent, Carly "badgered the life out of Harlow council, they gave her this plot of allotments. She cleared it all by herself.....by HAND" [just before that they showed a photo of holding a strimmer] "and she planted her first crop in spring, and I think she's now feeding over 2000 people in Harlow on a regular basis ... She just wants to help people that can't help themselves" for FREE?

  • The system of distributing bags of food for FREE remains ever chaotic. People have been waiting 6 weeks.

  • Carly discovered ChatGPT and has been posting very long screeds about why children should get into horticulture, why people should grow their own to help the farmers.
Anything else?
 
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Harlow Council replied (late) to a FOI request about st Carly of Salt but said they were unable to comment further as negotiations were ongoing.

Also the for FREE spoilers are a work of staggering genius.
 
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Excellent recap! We still don't know what happened to the money. The trials and tribulations of getting a business bank account was once part of her narrative but haven't heard about it for months.
 
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Carlz just happened to highlight you can vote for BBC Essex best person award thing, it got 9 likes. Hopefully everyone is nominating Colin.

And we ended the thread on this bombshell posted in the comment section of Your Harlow yesterday where St Carly is branded a narcissist stoner

 
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Thread title by @Itchy of Itchington , nominated by @HotesTilaire. Congratulations both, you win an AI generated Facebook post on a subject of your choice and a stale croissant.
Excellent. Could you let me know when my croissant will be delivered. My kids are starving so hopefully in the next 4 to 6 weeks. I understand you are very very busy and thanks for all the good you do...

Love the recap. And you did it all for Free
 
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What #AgricultureEducation qualifications has she got to be teaching in schools? Other than growing stuff in her #Garden?
 
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I’d be surprised if she’s got her English and maths gcse
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I mean having said that, the £250k could be put to use employing teachers in, whatever she wants to teach. Don’t know if Harlow college has horticulture or agriculture courses she could find specialists from?
 
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I’d be surprised if she’s got her English and maths gcse
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I mean having said that, the £250k could be put to use employing teachers in, whatever she wants to teach. Don’t know if Harlow college has horticulture or agriculture courses she could find specialists from?
It's still not what people gave that money for though is it?

So the college would be well advised to stay away I think.
 
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I’d be surprised if she’s got her English and maths gcse
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I mean having said that, the £250k could be put to use employing teachers in, whatever she wants to teach. Don’t know if Harlow college has horticulture or agriculture courses she could find specialists from?
I think she only wants to start up things that won’t really happen though
 
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Yeah somehow I don't think AMOMWL is going to be doing nationwide horticulture and agriculture education programmes

Just occurred to me, there's not been any FOR FREE on the driveway in the past couple of weeks? Well, last one was the smaller pile of bread on the 31st Jan
 
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Yeah somehow I don't think AMOMWL is going to be doing nationwide horticulture and agriculture education programmes

Just occurred to me, there's not been any FOR FREE on the driveway in the past couple of weeks? Well, last one was the smaller pile of bread on the 31st Jan
The festering pile has been cleared to make way for the AMOMWL Intergenerational School of Agriculture and Horticulture:

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