Carly Burd #6 Stabbed in the back like Judas did to Caesar

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Another good suggestion was "it's not stollen cash" in a comedy reference to tasty German cakes.

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Comments on the most recent Your Harlow article continue to be spicy, latest additions below:
See also the comments on the accompanying post in the Your Harlow facebook group.

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Carly is continuing to try to dispurse £100k of the cash faster than a farmyard muck spreader.
Not clear why there is such a rush, given that she sat on the cash and did nothing with it, for the previous 11 months.
She is enjoying trundling round a number of Harlow organisations making sure she gets a photo of herself with a giant comedy cheque.
A nomination process consisting of a facebook post was held, since then at least three of the nominated parties have declined to accept the cash, including Elder Colin. It's claimed that there was a public vote, but nobody knows where. Might have been buried on her "tick tock".
It's not clear what's happening to that "declined" cash.
Nor is the other £154k accounted for yet, either despite many requests.

Posters in the Meal On Me With Love facebook group, and the Spotted In Harlow anonymously-moderated facebook group, continue to be blocked and deleted if they dare to question anything or don't toe the line on how amazing Carly is.

She's not bothering with the allotment any more, despite the council reaching out and saying they were still willing to work with her.
Schools project seems to have petered out too.
No more food parcel deliveries, so not clear why the AMOMWL facebook page is still up, other than for Carly's giant cheque glory photos.

Lots more in the excellent wiki, pink button at the top of the thread. Thank you @Seaford Haggington for your work maintaining it!
 
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Oooooh! Do I get a prize? A large comedy cheque for £154,000 should just about do it 🥰

In other news from the last thread, C**** continued to stick the boot into Councillor Purse, who must continue to rue the day she attempted to facilitate carrot growing space for this fruit loop.

Your Harlow deserve the MVP award for fact checking, snark and subtle put downs and for making the C***** stans absolutely FEWMIN’.

She actually, genuinely coordinated the distribution of comedy cheques and possibly actual funds through the mechanism of “tagging the recipients on Facebook”. Astonishing. Can you imagine the state of her accounting?

Despite knowing duck all about the recipients two weeks ago, and never having heard of most of them, this week, having spent ten minutes posing with a wipe clean cheque with them, she’s their biggest fan and is stanning for them and “all the good they do”.
Turns out that for at least one the charities “all the good they do” bears a striking resemblance to the kind of good that C**** does, eg grift-adjacent and of questionable value…

The “c****” gag comes from and unhinged screed posted anonymously on “Spotted in Harlow”, an extremely high quality Facebook journalistic endeavour. It was TOTALLY NOT WRITTEN BY CARLY/WAYNE/DONNA, ok? It just happened to lambast all of their enemies and glorify St Carly, and totally wasn’t actionable because it starred out everyone’s names, with the unfortunate side effect that it read like a prolonged and profanity laden racist rant. The level of intellect behind it is demonstrated by it being the genesis of the thread title “As for Harlow Council supporting C**** this is absolutely laughable you fly her banner while stabbing her in the back like Judas to ceasar in my opinion”
 
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Facebook comments continue

Green squig (in both screenies) is the one who asked questions recently (and got told to back off cos TikTok said it was fine)

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Spotted over on the James “Depher” Anderson thread, GFM has a donation guarantee which provides refunds when any fundraiser is found to be fraudulent: https://www.gofundme.com/c/safety/gofundme-guarantee

This is applies to all donations made from 31 January, so this would include donations to any active GFMs he had active then. Baby milk, Post Office, RNLI, tents and And Hawkwell People - Advertising all seem to have received donations within that window, and would be eligible 🤔
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but what about having to go through the regulator to approve the donations?
Carly, you’re the red tape. The call is coming from inside the building.
 
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she's tagged in the wrong people for the kitchen one. She's tagged in a liquor store in New Jersey.
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(this post includes a compilation of the big cheque on tour photos)
 
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she's tagged in the wrong people for the kitchen one. She's tagged in a liquor store in New Jersey.
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(this post includes a compilation of the big cheque on tour photos)
It's not even the right name? The place that got the Massive Cheque was called Bridget's Cafe? Why the hell has she put Hazel's Kitchen?
 
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I see she's now changed the random "Hazel's Kitchen" to the correct Bridget's.

Let's hope when she did the bank transfer, it was to the correct account and not the liqor store in New Jersey?

I doubt that red's comment will be allowed to stay! (on the same post rounding up all the Massive Cheque photos)

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I see she's now changed the random "Hazel's Kitchen" to the correct Bridget's.

Let's hope when she did the bank transfer, it was to the correct account and not the liqor store in New Jersey?

I doubt that red's comment will be allowed to stay! (on the same post rounding up all the Massive Cheque photos)

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Yes, she owes a big thank you to whoever sprinkled that McDonald's salt sachet

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